TIE-TC 133: Punishment Tour
Battle Information
Battle Medal:
Medal of No Apparent Value
Battle Reviews
Very nicely done, I kept laughing the whole way through. The great sense of humor in both the briefings and mission execution was enjoyable to say the least. I definitely agree that it should be required flying if only for the tongue-in-cheek and twisted jokes!
Absolutely hilarious! You MUST play this battle. One not to miss at all costs.
Creative, well-made, and very tongue in cheek. Possibly my favorite mission in the archive so far.
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!! getting chased by the cops(seriously i wish i had that COPS theme in the background during that one mission), a choice of whether to disobey an order or not and still pass the mission. Not to mention great originality and humor. Things weren't too hard if you used your sponge inside your skull. they could be quite easy actually. Overall just another example of why Kawolski is my favorite mission creator.
It was a good battle, funny with the text and good with the destruction of the orders, those poor kids.
Giving this battle a 0 is a mark of absolute jealousy. In addition, who the hell rates a battle because it wasn't as good the second time?..All good plotlined battles suck the second time. Everything sucks the second time! This battle was the single most best TIE creation feat of all time. Period.
A nice humerous battles, it refreshes you you from the usual TIE Battles.
Very nice! Lacks any fell of realism, but its good fun.
Truely it was different from the other battles. I don't think that it should be flown unless you get tired of flying and think you are desperate for something to do. Very little fighting for the most part.
Do not ever fly this battle for a competition. It's fun the first time you fly it, after then I'd rather jump off a bridge
This mission is funny, well written, and fun to play with the exception of one mission where you must do way more than your craft can handle. Putting me against X-Wings and A-Wings in a TIE Fighter was a bit rough for a battle that was essentially supposed to be a bit of a joke. I loved this battle, but that mission almost ruined it for me. Still, I can see why everyone likes it and because the author decided not to put missiles on those A-Wings and X-Wings mentioned above, I’m going to go ahead and round my score up instead of rounding it down. I give it a 4.5 (rounded up to a 5 for purposes of the EH review scale).
This one is simply TOO funny for its own good.
absoutely the best battle there is.
This battle is absoultely mad!!!! I love it! Playing those 8 missions was a real pleasure, and they're not as easy as you might assume after flying first 4. Great work!
How can anybody not like this battle? Its the funniest one I've flown and also one of the best. Even if it is a little difficult, the great story will keep you interested in it. A must fly for everyone.
Great one! It's one of the bests battles I've ever flown. It's fun, original just wonderful! Fly it!!!
Extremely funny. To bad the tugs never fired a shot. Briefings were great, and the missions weren't shoot everything that flies type. I never knew a Tie mission could be as enjoyable.
Wheeeeeeeee...... Good fun, good fun. =)
The creator of this battle is twisted and sick! Keep up the good work!
Funny, I guess, but in a twisted sense of humor sort of way... good quick 8 FCHG points
This is the most hilarious and excellently developed battle I've ever played. A mastery of briefings is displayed. This is the best farce I've ever seen on the typical TIE Battle.
Very fun and extremely humorous battle. The briefings and officer questions were excellent as well. I was laughing from the first briefing. Only fly it if you have a sense of humor!
The funniest battle I've ever played, anyone who hates this mission because of that needs a sense of humor. I would recommend this to anyone, an easy battle with a great plotline. PS - when's the sequel?
It deserves high marks for originality alone. A nice break from the usual blast till your arm falls off battles.
LoL! One of the greatest battles ever made!
Great Battle
Great battle! Great plot! Nice one, K!
Great mission and very funny, but one thing in mission 4 I hated to keep dodging all those missles for 15 mins. really put my rating down.
I have to agree with Ford about this being one of the most over-rated battles in the TC. Annoying is one of the more mild words I'd use to describe it. But it was bug-free, and an interesting diversion. Not one I'd play more than once, though.
I don't think I have ever laughed so hard playing TIE in my life. This game was excellent. Okay, so two out of the eight missions were 2:00 long, it added the humor to it. I wish there were more battles that added this much fun into the plotline.
Sometimes this seemed a little pointless. You got these great missions like running off to kill a whole load of rebels and all you had to do was sit there for 2 minutes and watch them hyper out. :P The mine field mission rocked, I have to say, tho, and it was quite amusing in places. Probably not one that I'd fly twice, but a good laugh the first time round. :P
Bleh. Quite possibly the most over-rated battle in the TC. This battle reminded Ford entirely too much of himself; neurotic and random. Hence the 2. This battle got annoying at Mission 2. Mission 4 was the one bright spot of the battle (Cadets. Ramming a CRS to save the Daedlus. :: evil laughtr ::). But, it couldn't save the battle from it's own annoyances.
A great battle! Very well designed, and the fun never stops! I couldn't stop laughing!
Funny at first, but in the last couple of missions got a bit annoying, but overall a good battle. Good work TAC!!!
What can I say? Funny, unpredictable, insulting, and the rebels run from a tug... isn't that why we all joined the EH?
This battle is the coolest of them all. It is really, really funny. As others have said, it should be required flying. How could you not give this a 5?
I loved the battle it was very funnny, but got a little predictable.
The mission was funny, and fun, but I am in agreement on the One-time-only philosophy. Most missions are a cakewalk, and one or two are frustrating.
Kawolski should be locked up :P Great battle! A must-fly!
This is the FUNNIEST BEST BATTLE EVER! I love it! Defensive Tugs should be the mainstay fighter for the fleet!
This should be required flying! :D
Funniest battle I have ever flown. Graet job!
At first, this is very entertaining battle, it made me laugh few times. But, when you play it the second time, it's not funny at all, only rather irritating. So, play it once, but don't do it again.
Very funny and entertaining. Would recommend to any pilot with a sense of humour.
Very funny, but after the laughs, not much to it.
This battle blows plain and simple. The only value was that it caused me to think, and therefore learn.
Great battle K! very easy to play when a whole Rebel fleet is scared of 1 tug :) anyways a very fun and enjoyable battle all the same.
funny, but annoying at time
What more can I say? Very humerous battle, especially the briefings. Doesn´t take very long even to fly it seriously.
Very nice Kawolkski!! Very funny. "Agghhh, a Space tug!!" I'll chuckle for a week every time as tug leaves the Relentless. I agree with the others, and make a sequel, nice one. LCM Badlan
Anti-TieFighter battle.
over the top
Fun to fly because its different
great battle, funny how everything is backwards....great time, something different..
My gosh, best battle i've ever played in my life stupendously funny and comical. Wish I could do 'em that well
This must be one of the greatest Battles, ever it is so funny. I must recommend all members to fly it.
Would you believe I have flown this 6 times already!? It is that good! A great way to relieve some of the stress of 'serious' missions. This is a definite MUST FLY!!!! Especially if you are cadet and want to know what we plan to do with you all. ;>
Rebel Fleets running from lone Imperial Fighters, Objectives to disable TIE Fighters. This is a great battle and a great laugh! I'd recommend this battle to anyone to play.
ROFL. An insanely funny battle, and one that I recommend to all my fellow pilots. I have encouraged two people to join by telling them about this battle alone.
Weird... strange... HARD (unless I stopped laughing!)..... It's designed to offend you, so take that in mind....
This is the most entertaning TC Battle I've ever played. In my opinon, everyone in the TC should be required to fly this! And K... I can't wait for a sequel! :)
I laughed until I stopped.
Hands down the best and the funniest of the TC battles. I really liked flying this one. If only there were more battles like this!
ROTFLMAO!! A Rebel Fleet running from a lone T/B. Heh, too bad it's not real. :-)
HAHAHHAHAHA, great battle, laughed me arse off, EVERYBODY should fly this one :P
Incredibly funny, a must for anyone who wants a good laugh. Loads of fun, but probably less so subsiquent times, once the jokes are expected.
ROFLMAO! Indeed, this is the first time I've ever gotten killed in a TIE Fighter battle due to laughter..this was a hilarious battle! Especially the Cadets flying from Daedelus!
Very good battle! Very funny! This must be one of the best battles that I've flown. Keep up the great work Kawolski!
I was unfortunately unable to submit my tfr for this battle because I was too busy laughing. This is the funniest battle ever made, and probably the best in the EH. This is definitely a must-fly for all pilots. TC76, step aside. Here comes a challenger...
I laughed so hard my head fell off.
This one is right up there with TC 76 as far as I'm concerned -- a 'must-fly'! It was the first time ever that I've actually burst out laughing in the middle of a TIE Corps battle! Plus, the same great Officer Questions and truly incredible Briefing Maps that we've all come to expect from the K man. If you're tired of the same old thing in battles, then go fly TC 133!!!
Whoa, This is one of the best battles I have flown...or should I say: funniest! Hehehe!
This is one of the funiest battles I've seen. It has a GREAT Plot.
Battle Bug Reports
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High Scores
| Battle Total: | 242,898 | VA Zósite Kónstyte Styles | |
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| Mission 1: | 10,850 | SA Kawolski | |
| Mission 2: | 13,490 | COL Kermee | |
| Mission 3: | 21,236 | CPT Merlin | |
| Mission 4: | 62,606 | VA Zósite Kónstyte Styles | |
| Mission 5: | 36,831 | VA Oldham | |
| Mission 6: | 36,246 | VA Zósite Kónstyte Styles | |
| Mission 7: | 75,537 | LC Rando | 2018-05-26 |
| Mission 8: | 13,614 | CM Gandalf |
Top Ten
(of available records)
| 1 | 223,549 | VA Oldham | 2003-01-29 |
| 2 | 204,300 | VA Philo | 2003-01-17 |
| 3 | 201,833 | CM Gandalf | 2003-01-04 |
| 4 | 199,374 | LC Rando | 2018-05-26 |
| 5 | 131,058 | COL Styles | 2002-08-22 |
| 6 | 123,284 | GN Dax Corrin | 2002-11-16 |
| 7 | 119,602 | LT Kaek | 2003-06-29 |
| 8 | 112,224 | CM Darius Hunter | 2004-08-16 |
| 9 | 98,636 | SL Ketan-Shej | 2004-06-07 |
| 10 | 85,524 | LT Moldy | 2003-06-15 |
Battle Completion Statistics
This battle has been flown by 555 pilots a total of 575 times.
GN Abel Malik - 2004-09-08
SL Airamags - 2003-10-21
HA Anahorn Dempsey - 9 times, last on 2021-07-23
CM Andrelious J. Inahj - 2004-06-19
COL Angel - 2004-08-13
CM Armagon - 2003-12-09
LCM Artur Knight - 2003-02-03
CPT Atmos Myremod - 2002-12-18
LT Big-J-Q - 2002-08-05
LCM Bob-Fett - 2002-12-24
FA Brukhar - 2005-02-17
LCM Brunon von Doom - 2003-02-25
LC Chris Cox - 2003-06-18
LCM Daniel Frost - 2003-02-16
CM Daniel Russell - 2004-08-29
CM Darius Hunter - 2004-08-16
GN Dax Corrin - 2002-11-16
COL Dirty Vader - 2004-10-23
COL Drak - 2003-01-02
LC Drake Jensen - 2003-01-12
GN Dunta Polo - 2009-03-12
GN Elwood the Brave - 4 times, last on 2014-06-30
CM Fahrer - 2005-01-29
CPT Firzam Coldsteel - 2004-08-16
HA Frodo March - 2 times, last on 2014-06-18
CM Gandalf - 2003-01-04
CPT Garyth Mantisa - 2021-03-19
FA Gelton Torr - 2004-06-07
AD Gidda - 2003-02-21
FA Giovanni Palermo - 2009-02-08
GN Golbez Harvey - 2015-07-01
COL Gyssler - 2002-11-18
AD Hav Antiel - 2017-07-21
MAJ Hermann - 3 times, last on 2021-03-27
LCM Hubert - 2003-02-01
LC Iceman - 2002-11-23
CM Infamus - 2003-10-19
LC Kadon Beir - 2004-08-17
LT Kaek - 2003-06-29
CM Kahooli - 2003-12-06
VA Kane Reese - 2002-12-19
MAJ Kazraran - 2021-04-13
MAJ Keiran Laserlight - 2003-12-08
SL Ketan-Shej - 2004-06-07
LC Kodiak Kereban - 2003-01-04
MAJ Landon Cruise - 2014-02-27
COL Malidir - 2005-02-12
LC Mark - 2002-12-23
GN Mark Schueler - 4 times, last on 2016-06-06
CM Michael LeRoy - 2016-06-13
LT Mirei Seppen - 2002-11-20
LT Moldy - 2003-06-15
LCM Nico Avenger - 2003-10-03
VA Oldham - 2003-01-29
VA Philo - 2003-01-17
FA Pickled Yoda - 2 times, last on 2014-06-15
LC Rando - 2 times, last on 2019-09-19
LCM Rinuchu Stealth - 2003-06-24
LC Robert Hogan - 2020-09-15
CPT Rogue - 2003-03-15
LC Savageaz - 2005-02-14
CM Sergeyli - 2009-08-31
CM Serin Jansj - 2002-08-12
LCM Sev'rance Tann - 2003-09-30
LC SkyShadow - 2020-05-13
COL Styles - 2002-08-22
CM Szymon - 2003-04-25
LCM Talon Virgilio - 2002-09-01
CPT Tiamat - 2004-10-21
AD TK-2107 - 2003-01-22
CM TK-9780 - 2005-05-24
CM Trowa - 2003-07-04
MAJ VinDoros - 2003-06-20
FA Viper Pred - 2005-05-04
CPT Von Predator - 2004-08-05
CPT Voort SaBinring - 2003-11-12
LCM Wilq Fastclaw - 2003-12-07
CPT Wolve Excelsior Berkana - 2022-05-10
COL Wraithdog - 2002-09-11
VA Zósite Kónstyte Styles - 2 times, last on 2009-05-20
Title: Punishment Tour
Missions: 8
Game Platform: TIE Fighter
Author: High Admiral Kawolski (absurefire@aol.com)
(Note: This is the second release version of the battle)
Required patches
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* none
Installation instructions
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1] Double click the .EHM file, the EH Battle Launcher will install the battle
2] Check the Misc folder in your TIE95 one for additional material like patches, sounds etc.
3] Press the TIE Fighter button on the EHBL to start the game
4] Create a new pilot and fly the first battle
THESE LEVELS ARE NOT MADE, DISTRIBUTED, OR SUPPORTED BY LUCASARTS ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY.
ELEMENTS TM & (c) LUCASARTS ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY.
Description: Just play the battle... (spoiler solutions, scroll down...) Easy mode is easy. Hard mode is very difficult. Medium is probably someplace in between. Duh. That should be obvious. >:P
= High Admiral Kawolski, Tactical Officer and Fleet Systems Engineer =
- TAC-FSE/HA Kawolski/CS-3/SSSD Sovereign
- MoH/IC/GOE/GSx2/SSx3/BSx2/PCx4/ISMx4
- MoI-DC/MoT-rhx6/MoT-gh/LoCx2/MoC-1BoC/CoL/OV-2E {IWATS-SM/1/2}
- http://www.tiecorps.org
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Spoiler solutions!
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Do not look at these unless you're stuck on a mission!
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Mission #1 - Don't shoot at all. Firing at *anything* (and hitting it) will make you lose 5000 points for each ship you hit.
Mission #2 - Just wait for 2 minutes.
Mission #3 - Simple mission again.. defend yourself. When the A-Wings arrive, all you need to do is stay alive for about two minutes before the VSD arrives. Try out-running the A-Wings for as long as you can and keep your engines at full power to avoid getting hit.
Mission #4 - Kill two of the B-Wings and let the last B-wing attack the platform at its heart content. This will prevent the larger strike force from launching from the cruiser. After 10 waves of suicidal TIE Fighters, the platform will launch ships to destroy the cruiser for you. ...or turn on unlimited weapons and destroy the cruiser yourself...
Mission #5 - Select heavy rockets and use two on the corvette and one for each ATR.
Mission #6 - Survive and evade by killing all but one of each type of attacking ship..that's all you have to do. Fly towards the capital ships to help finish them off more quickly and have the ATRs help you keep the fighters busy. ...or turn on invulnerability...
Mission #7 - Kill ONE TIE Defender quickly as it's coming out of the hangar for bonus points and then run!
Mission #8 - Don't shoot at ANYTHING other than the correct container.