TIE-F 137: The Baker's Dozen

Battle Information

Game platform: TIE Fighter
Missions: 1
Release date: 2000-11-24
Last updated: 2003-09-10
Creator

COL Beef

Average rating: 3.9
Reviews: 13
Bug reports: 0
Times completed: 234
Patches used: None

Battle Reviews

CM KEBLAOMEGA

1

2022-06-17

This mission was incredibly annoying. Step one: kill a corvette that is trying to kill you specifically when you're in an unshielded tie. Since it's focusing on you, it just constantly turns towards you so there is no way to safely get behind it. You just have to keep running away and taking pot shots. Then you have to kill a dozen z95 and xwings in your unshielded tie. Very annoying on hard, as if they focus you you have nowhere to run and will die quickly. The whole thing is at least quick, but it was not fun.


COL Phalk Sturm

4

2021-07-04

Fast and furious. The humour is the usual from Beef's creations and shenanigans, but ripped a laugh or two while reading the briefings and in the mission. The mission is quite simple but brutal as the unshielded coffins will fall apart in the blink of an eye, and attacking a CRV with starfighter orders, requires a certain skill. Good to have a quick mission before lunch. Unless it's for a competition and the swearing will intensify as the player is forced to repeat the mission several times because wingmen are crashing and getting killed all the time.


GN Stryker

1

2021-07-03

Unfortunately, this mission has not aged well. Obviously from an era when humour was different and people would accept needing to retry a mission a dozen or more times before finishing it even on Easy, this is no longer worth the time and effort for the one FCHG point it will get you. Gets a 1 purely for not being bugged.


COL Genie

4

2021-07-02

It IS fun, albeit somewhat lazily thrown together. That was my first impression. The funny thing is, even the creator admits it. However, flying in a TIE Fighter it is a viable mission for it and must admit highly enjoyable. Hence why it gets a 4. It is a very short mission and I encourage everyone to fly it.


LT Tirna Q'jira

5

2005-03-05

I had fun with this one, though it took me a few tries to beat it. The most hillarious moment I had was when I was a sitting duck for two minutes in my little TIE, squirming and twisting for all I was worth, surviving only to be blasted to bits two seconds after I started moving. :P


CM Serin Jansj

5

2005-03-01

Short but very sweet. It's one of the best so far that I've played of TIE-Free's because it simply conveys some of the almost comical hopelessness of being a little man strapped inside a coffin with a mounted turret... I mean, the heroic TIE Fighter. Amusing, and well done.


COL Zystem Fryar

5

2001-12-23

One of the Nicest Missions I've Played. Short & Quick.. not to boring & Action Packed. Keeps the GOOD Pilots on their toes!


AD Krax Tarnisar

4

2001-10-18

Neat mission, but if I see it in a competition one more time I think I'm gonna scream...;) Seriously, though, it is a good, simple mission with enough tricks to make it interesting and decent balance.


LT Starwolf

5

2001-08-07

Yeah, I give it a five. Nothing wrong with it, no bugs, not murderously hard. Nice, fun mission that was enjoyable to play. I liked the goofy briefing/debriefing (esp. the mission failure debriefing where both the FO and Cloaked Guy are rejoicing in your death). A re-enacted battle was a cool idea, too. Fighting in good ol' Tie Fighters was great. Too many blasted battles/missions out there using a TA or TD.


LCM Turtle

5

2001-06-18

I loved this mission briefing was great and the mission was easy too =)


LT Satariel

4

2001-02-10

hmm... quite good. keeps adrenaline on high level.. fantastic climate. briefning and debriefning were fantastic.


LC Tempest

4

2001-01-15

I perfectly agree with VA Ari. Cool mission!


HA Ari

4

2000-12-17

It's a nice mission, good practice for shooting down fighters. The briefing and post-mission text is pretty funny too ;)


Battle Bug Reports

There are currently no open bug reports for this battle.

High Scores

Mission: 75,714 CM Karce

Top Ten

(of available records)

1 75,714 CM Karce 2004-07-05
2 65,203 CM Arlins Scabo 2003-10-28
3 64,342 MAJ Sarn Erec 2003-10-31
4 63,619 FA Pickled Yoda 2018-05-27
5 63,551 COL Beef 2004-06-21
6 63,284 CPT Solohan50 2021-07-02
7 62,068 MAJ Powerslave 2003-11-02
8 58,721 LC Rando 2018-05-27
9 58,083 COL Phalk Sturm 2021-07-10
10 58,067 COL Genie 2021-07-03

Battle Completion Statistics

This battle has been flown by 212 pilots a total of 234 times.

GN Abel Malik - 2004-09-17

LT Abhay Alok - 2003-11-04

COL Absolut Vodka

MAJ Ace

LC Ace Hobbes

COL Adrenaline

COL Aeishline Strathaven - 2002-11-20

MAJ Aidan Pryde

CPT Akhil Thantos

CM Akira Vorsahyer

MAJ Aldaric - 2018-05-24

CPT Alexi Stukov - 2004-06-21

MAJ Algaron Xerves - 2002-11-22

GN Anahorn Dempsey - 5 times, last on 2021-07-03

LT Andreev Anton

CM Andrew Strinder

COL Angel

CPT APanasyuk

MAJ Arathar

CPT Ard Royber

LC Argon Viper - 2003-10-30

CM Argyle Ironfist

HA Ari

CM Arlins Scabo - 2003-10-28

MAJ Artyis

COL Astarosta - 2002-11-22

CPT Avantar

LC Azazel - 2003-01-29

COL Azurin Luna - 2004-06-21

CPT Badger

LCM BBtank

CM Bearstyle

COL Beef - 2004-06-21

LCM Bernie

COL Bilbo

LC Brandon

LC Brin Chaser - 2003-11-04

COL Brucmack

COL Calzeo Inkwolf

LCM Canen F. Otter

COL Carl Lost

CPT Chaos Angel

LCM Cochrane

CM Colin Graves - 2003-08-27

CPT Colo Delste - 2021-07-02

SA Compton

CM Cupcake - 2 times, last on 2021-07-02

LC Curtis

MAJ Da'emon Narshay

LCM Danel - 2003-10-26

MAJ Daniel Klivian

COL DarkC

AD Darksaber

Darth Vader

COL Dave

MAJ Deleted Member - 2003-02-07

LT Devil Fish - 2002-11-19

GN Devin

CPT Devlin

CM Dex D'Alcobia

LC Diaboli

GN Doyon - 3 times, last on 2021-07-02

COL Dras Hempor

CM Dukimar - 2003-10-31

GN Earnim Branet

COL EvilGrin - 2021-07-02

CM Fahrer

GN Ford Prefect

LCM Frederik Greyson Junior

HA Frodo March - 2003-03-24

LT Furbo

LC Gen Es'mith - 2002-11-19

COL Genie - 2021-07-03

AD Gidda - 2002-11-27

GN Golbez Harvey - 2016-07-23

VA Gord Darkonian

COL Gyssler - 2 times, last on 2018-07-18

CPT Gytheran - 2021-07-04

LT Hank

LCM Hawky

LT Heero Yuy

CPT Hello

MAJ Hermann

LT Horus Taalon

MAJ Hunter - 2002-12-05

LCM Ice - 2004-06-21

VA Indaro Gallia

COL Ixion Deathbringer

CM J'Lek Arcanos - 2005-03-05

CM Jade Falcon

Jakar

MAJ Jaruus

CPT Jaxx Nassin - 2021-07-02

SL Jonathan

MAJ Jonathan

FA Jorddyn

LCM Josi

CM Kahooli - 2003-10-28

LT Kaiser - 2003-10-28

LCM Kaleel Tempus

CM Karce - 2004-07-05

CM KEBLAOMEGA - 2022-06-17

MAJ Koriel

FA Kramer

AD Krax Tarnisar

LCM Kurha Merino - 2003-02-24

VA Ky Terrak - 2003-10-30

LC Kyle Kroan - 2013-04-28

CPT Kyral Retsam - 2002-11-19

MAJ Landon Cruise - 2014-02-19

CPT Lanidet Tobri - 2003-10-30

CM Leonid DeBastide

LC Linkan

LCM Liz

LCM LQC-75-3 - 2022-02-22

Mage - 2003-02-11

FA Marcin Szydlowski

GN Mark Schueler - 2017-06-08

CPT Mark Stephenson

LCM Mateusz - 2004-06-05

AD Mell Kerrigan - 2003-02-12

LC Michael Emrys - 2 times, last on 2018-05-28

LCM Micheal Perry

COL Mini Minkus

COL Moagim Daar

CPT Mordred Pendragon

LCM Morte Scura

CPT Morth

COL Nav'ric Trow

CM Nic Rety

COL NiksaVel - 2 times, last on 2021-07-03

CPT Ninj Prefect - 2002-11-19

Ninja

LCM Nom Ramadon

COL Nurel Turr

CM Orion Diamante

COL Osan'gar

LCM Pain_then_Death

FA Pellaeon - 2018-05-26

GN Pete Mitchell - 2 times, last on 2018-05-27

COL Phalk Sturm - 3 times, last on 2021-07-10

COL Phantom

CM Phantom

FA Pickled Yoda - 2 times, last on 2018-05-27

HA Plif - 2 times, last on 2018-05-28

MAJ Powerslave - 2003-11-02

CPT Predator

MAJ Prinz von Hoffman

LC Rando - 2018-05-27

AD Ranthier Khaen - 2003-01-22

AD Reaper

LCM Reb Crush

CPT Red Fox

LT Retro Spunk

MAJ RichyV - 2009-02-19

MAJ Ryan Chi'Cath - 2003-03-30

LCM Ryuu - 2004-06-21

CPT Saadam - 2003-11-03

MAJ Sarn Erec - 2003-10-31

LT Satariel

LC Savageaz - 2003-10-21

COL Scoser

COL Sephiroth

CM Serin Jansj - 2005-03-05

CM Shadow

COL Shae Kitane

LT Shikai

CM Sidian

VA Silwar Naiilo - 2 times, last on 2021-07-03

CPT Solohan50 - 3 times, last on 2021-07-02

LT Starwolf

AD Stele Pellaeon

CM Steve Sunrider

HA Striker

COL Stuart - 2002-08-12

LC Tempest

CPT TheBlackxRanger - 2 times, last on 2021-07-04

LCM Thorper

LC Tiger - 2002-11-10

CPT Tim

LT Tirna Q'jira - 2005-03-05

MAJ Titus

AD TK-2107 - 2003-04-17

COL Torres

COL Triji Boliv - 2022-05-09

AD Troutrooper

LCM Turtle

CPT Tvan'Oris - 2002-12-12

LC Tygra Shadowclaw - 2 times, last on 2021-07-16

CPT Vector

CPT Viper

CM Virus

CPT Voort SaBinring - 2003-11-03

CM Vortoq

CPT Wap Eal

LT Weasel de Killa

COL Wes Janson

LT Willis

CM Witchblade - 2021-07-02

CPT Witcher - 2021-07-04

COL Wolly

MAJ Wondra - 2017-07-31

LT Wow

LCM Wray Muska

COL Wysseri Arestar - 2003-02-06

LT Xanatos Antares

CPT Xander Drax

FA Xavier Sienar - 2016-06-18

CM Zeke Freeman - 2016-07-17

VA Zósite Kónstyte Styles

CPT Zyrax - 2002-11-22

COL Zystem Fryar

Title               : The Baker's Dozen
Author              : FL/CM Beef/Thunder 3-1/Wing X/ISD Challenge (Beefment@aol.com)
Platform            : TIE Fighter
Number of missions  : 1


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Required patches
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* none


Installation instructions
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1] Double click the .EHM file, the EH Battle Launcher will install the battle
2] Check the Misc folder in your TIE95 one for additional material like patches, sounds etc.
3] Press the TIE Fighter button on the EHBL to start the game
4] Create a new pilot and fly the first battle


Description:
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	*Read the briefing questions*

	You are a pilot wandering the EH with nothing in particular to do at the moment 
when it comes to your attention that you are required to fly a mission. You go to your 
commander and he tells you youre a lazy bum and you need to practice you flying. To further 
your experience, the EMPEROR'S HAMMER sends you into the re-enacted battle of Baker Squadron's 
final mission (in which all were killed).

Commander Beef
Beefment@aol.com

Commander Beef
           FL/CM Beef/Thunder 3-1/Wing X/ISD Challenge
           BS/PCx3/ISMx6/MoT-gh/CoB/OV  {IWATS-SM/2}  [T/D Mad Cow]   [GALL]  
           Zayin 3-3   }:(:) -moo