TIE-F 48: Vampire #1

Battle Information

Game platform: TIE Fighter
Missions: 1
Release date: Unknown
Last updated: 2009-03-22

COL Vampire

Average rating 2.0
Reviews: 2
Bug reports: 1
Times completed: 99

Battle Reviews

VA Locke Setzer



Show up in a Missile Boat loaded for bear, destroy a single M/FRG with ease, then knock down some A-Wings using your 80 concussion missiles until the mission is complete... stay around for more of the nonsensical stuff if you want... try to ignore that groundhog day feeling that you've played this mission before, just as a different ship...

COL Beef



See my review for FREETIE #44.

Battle Bug Reports

VA Locke Setzer


Debriefing Officer has no message when mission failed, gives a mission failed kind of message when mission is a success

High Scores

Mission: 83,572 GN Golbez Harvey

Top Ten

(of available records)

1 73,381 LC Michael Emrys 2004-06-16
2 41,348 VA Locke Setzer 2023-10-23
3 20,318 GN Abel Malik 2004-08-10
4 17,714 AD TK-2107 2005-05-01
5 15,202 AD Apophis Kuma 2004-12-18
6 14,250 AD Ranthier Khaen 2003-06-17
7 10,177 CM TK-9780 2003-04-29
8 3,737 LC Tissaya Argat 2003-01-11
9 2,516 COL Phalk Sturm 2021-11-04
10 2,350 MAJ Kazraran 2023-01-18

Battle Completion Statistics

This battle has been flown by 95 pilots a total of 97 times.


Required patches
* EH Ship Patch for TIE Fighter
* TIE Dragon

Installation instructions
1] Make sure you have the EH Ship Patch for TIE Fighter installed
2] Download the TIE Dragon patch from the EH Patch archive (http://tc.emperorshammer.org/patcharchive.php)
3] Install the TIE Dragon patch by double clicking it in the EHSP installer
4] Double click the .EHM file, the EH Battle Launcher will install the battle
5] Check the Misc folder in your TIE95 one for additional material like patches, sounds etc.
6] Press the TIE Fighter button on the EHBL to start the game
7] Create a new pilot and fly the first battle
8] Uninstall the TIE Dragon patch by double clicking it in the EHSP installer

This is a free mission pack. The officers involved were so of their own volition out of a 
communal sense of mayhem. While the origins of the missions may have been silly, the battle 
mode is quite serious. This particluar mission requires the patching of an A9b and a Tie Dragon.

For those new people who haven't been introduced, the SHRINC office (aka the Society for Head 
Reading In Nerdy/Needy Cases)  was an unofficial organization within the fleet whose only goal 
in life was mayhem... kind of an unofficial branch to the Mor's office. They have been referred 
to as moderately funny or uniquely annoying depending on the point of view of the person dealing
 with them. Three things they've been renown for -Mor bashing, handing out medals for some of 
the weirder things happening on the EH Fleet Message board and truly bizarre postes from inside
 their non-existant HQ the M/FRG Headcase. 

List of Ships involved
MFRG Headcase
MFRG Mudnyuri
FGs Gimel2 Tie Defender, 
    Slayer A9b,
    Butcher Tie Dragon, 

    Laffnhyena Missileboat,

    Rotntomats Xwing,
    PokesnProds AWing,
    Harshwords BWing
    Spitballs AWING
    Punnishr XWING

   Snowball Tie Ocelot (modified Tie Interceptor with shields- Uge file includes a quadbank of 

Individual Fighters Mynock Awing,
                    Rook Tie Avenger
                    and Vampire Missile Boat

Guest appearances by Killer Rabbit (missileboat)
'It's only a Rabbit - kill the damn thing'

Reward for doing all six missions.
The Golden Rubber Chicken award (as yet unsketched) as a consulation prize - I'm sure the MOR's
 office could offer the Pi in the Face award for those feeling too hard down by. The SHRINC 
office because of its non-existance/unofficiality cannot issue true medals, citations, badges 
or promotions (Ex-members do give recommendations - enjoy the missions and have fun. A little 
harmless chaos is always a worthy thing to brighten a boring day!)