Co-created with Nightwolf and Callista
Sorry, but Mission 5 really bites the big one. At least half the enemy fighters couldn't be bothered to fire at me while I sat at zero throttle, slowly chipping away at each capship's shield and hull values.
I might not be a great mission designer or anything, but this battle actually has a PLOTLINE. Compared to way too many other battles I've flown and that have bored me almost to death while flying it, this battle is pure gold, and I'm not saying that cause I designed most of it. And yeah, go sleep on the couch, K.
A note to all future mission designers... don't use emoticons like :P and :) in briefings. You'll either find the long drawn out almost-nothing-relevant-to-the-plot briefings and inside jokes in this mission really funny or really lame, but you will understand why this was originally called "Typhoon Squadron Battle" (...of disobedient squadron punks who don't listen to my radio orders >:P)! I guess this is one of those battles that draws the fine line between stupidity and wit...you'll love it or you'll hate it... you'll find ship with names like "Uh Oh" "Yummy" "Tae-Kwan-Do" (it 'Kwon'!) "Howdy" and "Yeeha" and that'll either bring a smile to your face or make you sick to your stomach. I did enjoy killing Lerner in Mission #4, though, but there are some days I just don't feel like taking on the entire Rebel fleet alone in a TIE Defender, you know? My wife helped make this battle, so I know I'm going to be sleeping on the couch for the next week or so when she reads this...
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Battle Total: | 597,276 | CM Gandalf | |
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Mission 1: | 189,223 | CM Gandalf | |
Mission 2: | 136,845 | COL Callista | |
Mission 3: | 82,616 | CM Gandalf | |
Mission 4: | 73,681 | COL Callista | |
Mission 5: | 168,396 | CM Gandalf |
(of available records)
1 | 597,276 | CM Gandalf | 2002-09-01 |
2 | 248,459 | LCM Wilq Fastclaw | 2003-12-11 |
3 | 244,780 | MAJ Zhaim Jifarr | 2002-09-18 |
4 | 194,115 | GN Abel Malik | 2005-02-13 |
5 | 181,981 | GN Dax Corrin | 2002-11-20 |
6 | 170,590 | AD Proton | 2003-07-15 |
7 | 157,011 | CPT Marcin Kaczynski | 2003-01-18 |
8 | 127,560 | CPT ObiVader | 2002-11-16 |
9 | 123,219 | MAJ Deleted Member | 2003-01-29 |
10 | 119,785 | CM TK-9780 | 2005-05-28 |
This battle has been flown by 136 pilots a total of 159 times.
GN Abel Malik - 2005-02-13
GN Anahorn Dempsey - 10 times, last on 2021-07-23
COL Angel - 2004-05-31
CPT Atmos Myremod - 2002-12-07
FA Brukhar - 2005-02-20
SL Corran Horn - 2002-12-18
GN Dax Corrin - 2002-11-20
MAJ Deleted Member - 2003-01-29
COL Dirty Vader - 2005-03-26
LC Drake Jensen - 2003-01-14
HA Elwood the Brave - 4 times, last on 2014-06-30
CM Gandalf - 2002-09-01
AD Gidda - 2003-01-19
GN Gilad Pelleaon - 2015-06-30
FA Giovanni Palermo - 2004-06-13
GN Golbez Harvey - 2015-07-01
COL Gyssler - 2003-05-30
AD Hav Antiel - 2 times, last on 2018-06-29
MAJ Hermann - 3 times, last on 2021-03-31
VA Kane Reese - 2002-12-19
MAJ Keiran Laserlight - 2004-10-25
LC Kenath Zoron - 2002-08-13
FA Khadgar - 2003-01-25
LC Kodiak Kereban - 2003-01-04
MAJ Landon Cruise - 2014-06-03
CPT Marcin Kaczynski - 2003-01-18
LC Michael Emrys - 2014-06-16
CM Michael LeRoy - 2016-10-11
COL Nightmare - 2003-08-20
CPT ObiVader - 2002-11-16
GN Pete Mitchell - 2017-06-10
COL Phalk Sturm - 2002-09-18
FA Pickled Yoda - 6 times, last on 2020-09-19
HA Plif - 2015-06-11
AD Proton - 2003-07-15
CPT Ras Kronar - 2003-07-12
LC Savageaz - 2005-02-14
LC Spade - 2003-06-16
CM TK-9780 - 2005-05-28
CPT Von Predator - 2004-08-09
LCM Wilq Fastclaw - 2003-12-11
LCM Wolve Excelsior Berkana - 2022-05-28
SL Zekk Terrik - 2003-07-15
COL Zeth Durron - 2010-05-25
MAJ Zhaim Jifarr - 2002-09-18
Required patches ---------------- * none Installation instructions -------------------------- 1] Double click the .EHM file, the EH Battle Launcher will install the battle 2] Check the Misc folder in your TIE95 one for additional material like patches, sounds etc. 3] Press the TIE Fighter button on the EHBL to start the game 4] Create a new pilot and fly the first battle THESE LEVELS ARE NOT MADE, DISTRIBUTED, OR SUPPORTED BY LUCASARTS ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY. ELEMENTS TM & (c) LUCASARTS ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY.