THIS WEEK'S GRUDGE MATCH
LCM Xeraan "Xerox"
vs.
Rieso (a generic american copy company)
Serovich: Today's match will be between our new transfer LCM Xeraan "Xerox" and our faithful copy machine Rieso "Riseo" 91-743M. Gentlemen begin.
*Rieso machine beeps*
Xeraan: What, you put me against a copy machine!? Fine! I'll make it work at five times its normal rate.
*Xeraan fiddles with the machine which only beeps error messages at him*
Serovich: Maybe you could make copies of the report by hand?
Xeraan: I'll get it!!!!
*Xeraan continues to no avail. Suddenly the Rieso spurts ink at the LCM, who kicks the machine, breaking his own foot*
Serovich: We have a winner. My own copy machine.
(Sorry that sucked, I have no time and this report
took five minutes. Airyu has more time, he'll make a
better one.)
Squadron News:
I kicked Airyu out on a mandatory vacation. So
therefore the crappy report today.
Rank/Position changes:
Congrats Airyu on making CPT!!!
Arrivals/Departures:
Welcome (back?) to Typhoon Xeraan!!!
And bye bye to Saak, who goes to Stalker Squadron on the Avenger.
Medals/awards:
-Serovich awarded ISM for getting squad page up. GO
SEE IT and make your own profile to be added.
http://www.isdchallenge.org/typhoon/
-Callista awarded a MoH!!!!!!!! GO CALLI!!! Talk to
her for the pictures of JediCON. I dont have the URL
at the moment.
Activity:
CMDR/CM Daisuke Airyu
Promoted to CPT
Flew IW-XWA 23, 27, TC-TIE 45
Went on leave
FM/LCM Talon Drear
Seen in IRC
FL/LCM Richlet
Attained FCHG rank of Dragoon
Awarded ISM
Passed IWATS M/1, M/2, SM/2
Flew TC-TIE 135, 144, 146, 148, 149, 150, 152, 153, 154, 155, 163, 168 (high scores on 168)
FM/LCM Frederik Greyson Jr.
Presumed to be a vegetable.
FM/COL Callista
Awarded PC, IS-BW
Awarded MoH
FL/LCM Yutzka Serovich
Built squadron webpage
Secured space on isdchallenge.org for the site
Updated the webpage
FM/LT Hyuga Seithen
Presumed to be drinking some saki somewhere.
FM/LT Saak
Seen on mIRC... and left
FM/CM Elwood the Brave
Still on leave
A-CMDR/FL/LCM Yutzka Serovich/Typhoon 3-1/Wing X/ISD
Challenge PC/ISMx4/LoC-ISx13/CoL/CoB/OV [FUSL]{IWATS-CBX-IIC/1/2-M/1/2-SM/2}