CM Daisuke Airyu, reporting in for the week of 4/7-4/13, 2001
THIS WEEK'S GRUDGE MATCH
Action Man
vs
Buddy Lee, Man of Action
Airyu: The ultimate in pointless grudge matches. Two of the baddest, buffest dolls ever made.
Serovich: Action Man isn't a doll, he's an action figure. And he has his own saturday morning cartoon.
Airyu: Oh really? Buddy Lee has his own feature film, plus a promotional deal with Lee jeans!
Serovich: You lie!! That movie was never released in the US!!!
Airyu: But even if it wasn't, all the promotional things sure as hell made it look like there was.
Serovich: You make me sick.
Airyu: American cartoons make me sick. Especially stupid ones that have about ten seconds of poorly-acted live-action segments before each cartoon... and ultra-villains named Dr. X.
Serovich: But Buddy Lee gets defeated by a shopping cart!!!
Airyu: No, that's just what he wants you to think! You see, he allows himself to be hit and run over by the cart, but he's really just planning on surprising the living hell out of it with a surprise left!
Serovich: Whatever the hell you say, Action Man uses guns.
Airyu: Good point.
Moral: Friends don't let friends drive shopping carts.
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FLEET NEWS
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STAR WARS QUAKE 2 MOD CLOSED ABORTED
For some reason, nobody out there seems to have any real dedication to their projects. Try to help AbK with your knowledge of C++ :P
PRI PROMOTED TO FLEET ADMIRAL
Wow. My old BGCOM, who I can actually chat with to some extent, got his extra row of bars. Mad props to him.
MIACK OFFERS WEBHOSTING
Drop by aurora.ehonline.org and set him up the bomb... or set up us the website *shrugs*
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CHAL NEWS
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COFO NOW HAPPILY MARRIED
After a while on leave, the big guy is back. Gratz, and best wishes to you and your wife!
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TYPHOON HAPPENINGS
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RICHLET PROMOTED TO FL
In light of his recent bursts of activity, LCM Richlet has returned to his former position as leader of Flight 2.
ENTAR SCREWS UP AGAIN
He somehow managed to get the Grudge Match rejected twice by the TO. Don't worry about it, I'm submitting it the third time, and I'll make sure it gets approved. Just goes to show, never let a Dark Jedi try to administrate anything (just kidding, CoFo :P )
WOODY TO RETURN TO DUTY SOON
His estimated time of return is going to be sometime next week, I believe.
I'M GOING TO GO ON A CRUISE, SO BWA HA!
They're putting me on the big red boat, and we're going down over to Nassau. Since I'll be away from computers and such at that time, I'll be on leave. In my absence, the A-CMDR will be *drumroll* LCM Yutzka Serovich.
I TRULY HAVE GONE INSANE
In a completely random decision of sorts, I have decided to start a compilation of Zero Wing-esque vignettes... called "All Your World History Are Belong To Us". The series of scenarious will span the history of humanity. If you're interested, tell me something. For starters, here's one I found.
In AD 34
Romans were crucifying.
Disciple 1: What happen ?
Disciple 2: Somebody set up us the Messiah.
Disciple 3: We get sad.
Disciple 1: What !
Disciple 3: Heavenly light turn on.
Disciple 1: It's You !!
JESUS: How are you gentlemen !!
JESUS: All your sin are belong to us.
JESUS: You are on the way to salvation.
Disciple 1: What you say !!
JESUS: You have no chance to survive confess in time.
JESUS: HA HA HA HA ....
Disciple 1: Send out every "missionary".
Disciple 1: You know what you doing.
Disciple 1: Move "missionary."
Disciple 1: For great conversion.
Movement:
LCM Richlet ---> FL 2
Awards:
LT Saak - Imperial Security Medal
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IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, AND I FEEL FINE
(More commonly referred to as "orders")
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AIRYU'S GRUDGE MATCH
Fly TC-TIE 45 before 4/17, you could win an IS-BW! I've already received submissions from Calli, Richlet, and Frederik.
LEARN YERSELF SOME
There are tons of IWATS courses you could take. Go forth and gain knowledge, my minions!!! And take the graphics exam :P
DO SOMETHING!!!
You're doing a little better than last week, but I still have two pilots facing immint AWOl
STANDING ORDERS THAT REALLY AREN'T THAT STANDING, BUT RATHER IN A NON-RECLINING POSITION
-All pilots pass IWATS IIC/1 and M/1
-All FLs pass IIC/2 and M/2
-All FLs pass SM/2 with at least a 90%
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ACTIVITY
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CMDR/CM Daisuke Airyu
-Flew IW-XWA 25
FM/LCM Talon Drear
-None. One week until you're AWOL, my friend.
FM/MAJ Rich
-None. One week until you get AWOLed too.
FL/LCM Richlet
-Promoted to FL 2
-Set up his own Shoutcast
-Reflew TC-TIE 45 for the Grudge Match
FM/LCM Frederik Greyson Jr.
-Flew TC-TIE 45 and 143
FM/COL Callista
-Reflew TC-TIE 45 for Grudge Match, on leave at JediCon
FL/LCM Yutzka Serovich
-Working on squadron page. Promoted to JK and AED in the DB, mad props.
-Completed IWATS M/2
FM/LT Hyuga Seithen
-Flew TC-TIE 133, working on squad page
FM/LT Saak
-Flew TC-TIE 160, 161, 162, 163, 164
-Attained Gallant
-Awarded Imperial Security Medal
-Completed IWATS TM
FM/CM Elwood the Brave
-On leave
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ROSTER
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TYPHOON SQUADRON: VIP Escort
NICKNAME: The Storm From Hell
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/typhoon.jpg
MOTTO: "We will fly the winds of DEATH!!"
MESSAGE BOARD: http://sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?boardid=123799
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Daisuke Airyu (airyu@isdchallenge.org)
2) TBA
3) LCM Talon Drear (wouterson@wanadoo.nl)
4) MAJ Rich (captainrich@surfnetinc.com)
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
1) LCM Richlet (richlet@yahoo.ca)
2) LCM Frederik Greyson Junior (greyson@firemail.de)
3) COL Callista (callista@tiecorps.org)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
1) LCM Yutzka Serovich (chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
2) LT Hyuga Seithen (bof3kaiserryu@icqmail.net)
3) LT Saak (saak42@hotmail.com)
4) CM Elwood the Brave (markus.friebis@gmx.de)
Commander Airyu PIN #3552
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CMDR/CM Daisuke Airyu/Typhoon/Wing X/ISD Challenge {LGNR}
DOC/LT Daisuke Airyu/TC-BG/ISD Challenge {DOC}
Professor of IWATS Graphics (www.imperialacademy.org/graphics)
PCx2/ISMx6/LoC-PSx34/DFCx2/IS-BR/CoB/OV {IWATS-GFX-IIC/2-M/2-SM/2-TT-ICQ}