CMDR/CPT Beef reporting for Thunder Squadron on Febuary 10, 2001.

I found a cool book with cows AND Star Wars together. I've attached some pics. I also wrote the words below, but you know you want to see the cows with lightsabers!

"Your powers are weak, Obi Wan Cow-nobi."
"You can't win, Darth Udder. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful
than you can possibly imagine."

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FLEET NEWS (for when you're too lazy to go to tiecorps.org)
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NEWSLETTER #71
It's quite large this time. There are some mirrors and links on tiecorps.org

NEW MISSIONS
The TAC release a great flipping load of new free missions and battles. But none of them are mine :P Still waiting, I guess.

ENCYCLOPEDIA RESEARCHERS NEEDED
Researchers are urgently needed for the EH Encyclopedia project. If you're interested, contact the Training Officer at jpboyce@indigo.net.au

NEW FLIGHT OFFICER
AD Theodore has resigned to spend more time with his new addition to the family. AD Priyum has taken over his position as FO.

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WING/SHIP NEWS
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NEW TEMPEST CMDR
Welcome CM Locke to his new CMDR position in Tempest Squadron.

BG PILOT OF THE MONTH
Congrats to CPT Calvin Numb for being BattleGroups Pilot of the Month

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SQUADRON NEWS
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THE WEEKLY BEEF QUOTE!
"...but I am a great eater of beef, and I believe that does harm to my wit."
William Shakespeare (1564-1616), English dramatist, poet. Sir Andrew Aguecheek, in Twelfth Night, act 1, sc. 3, echoing a popular medical belief.
Shakespeare said that. I wonder what he would've written if he hadn't eaten tasty steak, then.

ON A MINOR AND ENTIRELY UNIMPORTANT NOTE:
Zayin did defeat us in our recent competition, their average score being 3000 more than ours.
The great thing is that we had 100% participation (among those who have working computers)! Good job, everyone.

Arrivals - none
Departures - none
Awards - Former FM/LCM Krax was awarded an ISM for high activity in January (you could get one too, if you boosted you activity levels)


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SQUADRON STATUS
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NEW COMPETITION
Shield Squadron of ISD Relentless as challenged us to a competition. Their CMDR has chosen FREETIE 142 (it's one of the new ones) to be flown by the 16th. That's not far away, so get your files to me ASAP! 100% particaption again!

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ACTIVITY REPORTS
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CMDR/CPT Beef
-Updated unifrom (it's got a cool head, go see it)


FM/LT Stuart
-Reported problems with TIE

FM/LT Wysseri Arestar
*NO CONTACT

FL/LCM Myn Nebers
-Chose enw Flight II nickname: "Thunder's Talons"
-New computer to arrive in one week

FM/LT Xanatos Antares
-Completed FREETIE 137

FL/LT Wray Muska
-Updated uniform

FM/MAJ Indaro Gallia
-Completed FREETIE 137

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ROSTER
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Thunder Squadron
Mission: Escort
Nickname: The Eyes of the Storm
Motto: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CPT Beef (beefment@aol.com
2) LT Stuart ( sgeers@hotmail.com )
3) LT Wysseri Arestar ( wysseri@isdchallenge.org )
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) LCM Myn Nebers ( blue1@mobynet.com )
2) LT Xanatos Antares (cal_tess@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
1) LT Wray Muska (wraymuska@jedi.nu)
2) MAJ Indaro Gallia (indaro@isdchallenge.org)
3) TBA
4) TBA



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Respectfully Submitted,

Captain Beef
CMDR/CPT Beef/Thunder/Wing X/ISD Challenge
BS/PCx6/ISMx7/MoT-3gh/CoB/OV {IWATS-SM/2} [T/D Mad Cow] [PLDN]
}:(:) -moo

DOWN WITH McDONALD'S