CM Daisuke Airyu, reporting in for the week of 3/24-3/30, 2001
THIS WEEK'S GRUDGE MATCH
All Your Base Are Belong to Us
VS
All Your Least Favorite Chemicals, delivered right to your door
Airyu- Chemicals are my friends. I don't have any least favorite ones. So go ahead with that delivery.
Seithen- Are you sure about that? Some good old-fashioned bad grammar can always brighten up a bad day, something your acids and oxidants can't do.
Airyu- I told you, I like chemicals! *waves a test tube of buteric acid menacingly*
Seithen- Uhhhh.... *backs away quickly* I'm still going to go with All Your Base.
Airyu- All your base your base... base.. base *opens up the test tube* Holy $hit that's nasty!!! *falls over forward, spilling it on Seithen*
Seithen- Must... make final decision... before someone sets up us the bomb..
Airyu- What you say!!
Seithen- We have no chance to survive this smell make our time!
Airyu- Fine, I give! All your base wins...
Moral: Avoid buteric acid at all costs. It smells like ass... a whole case of it... that someone opened at the beginning of the summer, left in the sun for three months, then placed into a mens' locker room.
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FLEET NEWS
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ONE MORE IWATS COURSE UP
Rebellion Tactics is now under the... uh... profession.. of CM Predator. The course is located at www.imperialacademy.org/rebtac but mine is still better ^__^.
RECON OFFICE SITE STILL USELESS, ON NEW SERVER
Apparently, the ex-CA:FC realized that CrystalTech was the way to go, and switched to using it. If you really feel like going there for some sick reason, the new URL is www.eh-recon.org
IWATS PASSES 7K GRADUATES
Hooray to Astatine.
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CHAL NEWS
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NEW NURSE ANNOUNCED
CM Locke, of Tempest Squadron, has receieved the key to the cabinet of happy pills. This also means that my temporary nurse, PenPen, will be returning to the general populace of my other penguins. I couldn't get the Nurse insignia tattoo to come out, so he's still got it on. If you see either of them in IRC, be sure to say hi.
WING X HONOR GUARD ANNOUNCED
The only ones submitting from Typhoon were Frederik and myself. Our scores for TC-TIE placed us ninth and eleventh, respectively. We're the VIP Escort squadron, we should all be in there. So next time we have WXHG, I'll expect you all to fly and place.
TORNADO DEFEATS THE INFILTRATOR WING
Bwa ha! CoHo and his minions defeated the inferior ship-flying binions and trinions of the IW. MAD PROPS!
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TYPHOON HAPPENINGS
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ELWOOD ON LEAVE
Due to an increasing amount of RL responsibilities and such, CM Elwood the Brave will be on leave until April 22. As I am not willing to have an absent FL, I have moved him to FM 3-4. I already have a replacement in mind, so don't apply for it just yet :P
POSSIBLE UPCOMING COMPETITION
Plans are in the works for a competition with Trapper Squadron, of Avenger Wing II. If any of you have ever heard me whine about my old CMDR who repressed my career... this is him. We're probably going to fly TC-TIE 143. So take off every zig for great justice, it's time to show this Dark Jedi who really is the best.
Arrivals:
NONE
Departures:
NONE
Movement:
CM Elwood the Brave ---> FM 3-4
Awards:
COL Callista - Imperial Security Medal
LT Saak - Imperial Security Medal
LT Saak - Commendation of Bravery
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INSERT WITTY COMMENT HERE
(More commonly referred to as "orders")
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EXERCISE CANTINA RUN III
Fly FREE-TIE 150 for phase three. I know, it's by Wlodek, but sometimes you'll just have to make a sacrifice for great justice. Your BSFs are due to me AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE so Mani can submit them in time. If you need any tactical tips, just ask Calli. She already flew it :P
STANDING ORDERS THAT REALLY AREN'T THAT STANDING, BUT RATHER IN A NON-RECLINING POSITION
-All pilots pass IWATS IIC/1 and M/1
-All FLs pass IIC/2 and M/2
-All FLs pass SM/2 with at least a 90%
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ACTIVITY
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CMDR/CM Daisuke Airyu
-Flew TC-XWA 1, 6, 7, 9, TC-TIE 29, 110, IW-XWA 24
FM/LCM Talon Drear
-Reported in, came back from the dead
FL/MAJ Rich
-Collected dust. Will be busted down to FM after one more week of inactivity.
FM/LCM Frederik Greyson Jr.
-Flew FREE-TIE 131, 141, 148, 149
FM/COL Callista
-Awarded ISM for reaching Gladiator
FM/LCM Richlet
-ON LEAVE
FM/LT Hyuga Seithen
-Still nothing. That buteric acid a bit much for ya, pal?
FM/LT Saak
-Flew FREE-TIE 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, FREE-XVT 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, TC-TIE 1, 44, 76, 78, 114, 133, 134, 152, 165
-Attained Grenadier, Lancer, Hussar
-Awarded Commendation of Braver, Imperial Security Medal
FM/CM Elwood the Brave
-Reported in, going on leave for approximately a month. Demoted to FM.
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ROSTER
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TYPHOON SQUADRON: VIP Escort
NICKNAME: The Storm From Hell
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/typhoon.jpg
MOTTO: "We will fly the winds of DEATH!!"
MESSAGE BOARD: http://sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?boardid=123799
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Daisuke Airyu (airyu@isdchallenge.org)
2) TBA
3) LCM Talon Drear (wouterson@wanadoo.nl)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
1) MAJ Rich (captainrich@surfnetinc.com)
2) LCM Frederik Greyson Junior (greyson@firemail.de)
3) COL Callista (callista@tiecorps.org)
4) LCM Richlet (richlet@yahoo.ca)
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
1) TBA
2) LT Hyuga Seithen (bof3kaiserryu@icqmail.net)
3) LT Saak (saak42@hotmail.com)
4) CM Elwood the Brave (markus.friebis@gmx.de)
- Commander Airyu PIN #3552
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