CM Daisuke Airyu, reporting in for the week of 3/11-3/18, 2001
I'd like everyone to meet my our newest pilot, and my cohost for the Weekly Grudge Match. LT Hyuga Seithen!
Hyuga: But I don't want to be the cohost!
Airyu: Stop complaining! You're gonna host, and you're gonna enjoy it!
THIS WEEK'S GRUDGE MATCH
Racer X (from Speed Racer)
vs.
Malcolm X
Airyu: Are Affirmative Action laws in place?
Hyuga: NO.
Airyu: Hmm.. then this'll be a hard one. An animé character, from possibly one of the cheesiest shows ever, versus a pioneer of the civil rights movement.
Hyuga: Racer X often tends to babble on to himself... but he's a badass with a mask and a fast car.
Airyu: But he's not a real person!!!
Hyuga: Malcolm X is dead.
Airyu: Okay, we'll settle it with a race, then.
Hyuga: Which one?
Airyu: *punches Hyuga* Malcolm X would get a Ferarri.
Hyuga: Is Racer X still in his car?
Airyu: Uh... would that favor him?
Hyuga: *crosses fingers behind back* Not at all...
Airyu: Hey! He's got traps in his car! No fair!
Hyuga: Speed Racer dealt with it, your badass with the glasses can deal with it too.
Airyu: That's right... Five to one odds that Malcolm would have his ghetto glasses fall off and crash into a tree. The winner is Racer X!!!
Moral of the match : If you're gonna hype up a race, get laser eye surgery first.
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FLEET NEWS
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IO SITE FEATURES SOME USELESS NEW STUFF
Wow. You can ask the IO stuff, and suggest a poll. Could never do that before *cough cough*
NAVAL CORPS BITES THE DUST
One of the few failed projects of the EH, the Naval Corps will be shutting down shortly, because it just turned into another, even more poorly-organized XWA wing.
REL GETS TCCOM AWARD FOR FEBRUARY
Hooray for the crew of the Relentless, those ba- erm... distinguished officers. Everyone give Ricaud and Andron a nice violent pat on the back, and try to make all the ruptured organs in their body look like an accident.
COLOSSUS CHANGE OF STAFF
With the promotion of RA Troutrooper to CA2:TAC, good ol' Mell has been given the admiral's jacket and bars, and the helm of the Colossus. Go ahead and congratulate him, just don't give him ops in #isd_challenge :P
BGCOM PROMOTED
Now this is cause for celebration. Too bad all the parties for this are already done with. Lots of gratz are in order for AD Jarak, so *raises a toast* you da man!!!
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CHAL NEWS
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BIG CHANGES ON THE CHAL
Shortly after attaining the heralded rank of General, Lee has decided to resign his post as Wing Commander. We all wish him well, so everyone join CoFo in his campaign to get the man a GS. Replacing Lee is the seasoned veteran COL Manitsas, formerly of Inferno. Filling the gap Manny is leaving behind in Inferno is the notorious CPT Calvin Nunb. We wish the best of luck to them (right?)
CURRENTLY SECOND PLACE IN O:CR3
Yeah. We're ten points behind the Rel. Let's see if we can't make a graphic about its destruction for phase 2 ;-)
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TYPHOON HAPPENINGS
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ECR3 IN FULL SWING
Your graphics are due to me tomorrow morning. Even if it's just stick figures, it's still participation.
IN AND OUT
Serpentine has dropped into the Reserves, let's all hope he can come back soon. Replacing him in flight three is my good little faceless minion, Hyuga Seithen. Everyone say hi, and try not to torment him too much. *turns around, notices that Hyuga isn't (and probably never was) standing there* Hmm...
Arrivals:
LT Hyuga Seithen(Hunter, Avenger Wing I) -------> FM 3-2
Departures:
LCM Serpentine -----> Reserves
Awards:
None
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ONCE I MET A GUY, AND HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY EYELASHES, SO I WENT AND ASKED HIM WHY, AND HE SAID IT WAS BECAUSE HIS COMMANDER TOLD HIM TO EAT THEM.
(More commonly referred to as "orders")
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XWA LEAGUE
Come on!!! It's just one mission! Take off every Zig for great justice! I want to show my old CMDR up this time (MAJ Death of Avenger, btw). The mission is FREE-XWA 24, and it is due in to me by 12 PM EST tomorrow!
EXERCISE CANTINA RUN III
The next phase has begun. Make those graphics or I'll bite you, I need them by 10 AM EST tomorrow!
WING X HONOR GUARD
We are all to fly TC-TIE 150. TFRs are due to me Thursday, March 22. And everyone be sure to damn CoHo for getting the battle changed ;-)
STANDING ORDERS THAT REALLY AREN'T THAT STANDING, BUT PLEASE DO THEM, OKAY?!
-All pilots pass IWATS IIC/1 and M/1
-All FLs pass IIC/2 and M/2
-All FLs pass SM/2 with at least a 90%
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ACTIVITY
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CMDR/CM Daisuke Airyu
-Working on a graphic for ECR3
-Almost done with that fiction
FM/MAJ Brandon
-Jammin... all right...
-Seen on IRC
FM/LCM Talon Drear
-We wanna jam it wid' you!
FL/MAJ Rich
-We jammin!! Oh yeah...
-Seen on IRC
FM/LCM Frederik Greyson Junior
-Flew FREE-XWA 24 for XWA League
-Submitted graphics for ECR3
-Flew TC-TIE 150 for Wing X Honor Guard
FM/COL Callista
-And I hope you like jammin' too!
-Seen on IRC
FM/LCM Richlet
-Submitted a bunch of graphics for ECR3
-Seen on IRC
FL/CM Elwood the Brave
-Trying to help Richlet get out of the bathtub
FM/LT Hyuga Seithen
-Transferred in, possibly going to work on squadron page
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ROSTER
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TYPHOON SQUADRON: VIP Escort
NICKNAME: The Storm From Hell
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/typhoon.jpg
MOTTO: "We will fly the winds of DEATH!!"
MESSAGE BOARD: http://sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?boardid=123799
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Daisuke Airyu (airyu@isdchallenge.org)
2) MAJ Brandon (brandon@isdchallenge.org)
3) LCM Talon Drear (wouterson@wanadoo.nl)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
1) MAJ Rich (captainrich@surfnetinc.com)
2) LCM Frederik Greyson Junior (greyson@firemail.de)
3) COL Callista (callista@tiecorps.org)
4) LCM Richlet (richlet@yahoo.ca)
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
1) CM Elwood the Brave (markus.friebis@gmx.de)
2) LT Hyuga Seithen (bof3kaiserryu@icqmail.net)
3) TBA
4) TBA
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Respectfully submitted,
-Commander Airyu PIN #3552
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CMDR/CM Daisuke Airyu/Typhoon/Wing X/ISD Challenge {LGNR}
DOC/LT Daisuke Airyu/TC-BG/ISD Challenge {DOC}
Professor of IWATS Graphics (www.imperialacademy.org/graphics)
PCx2/ISMx6/MoI/LoC-PSx34/DFCx2/CoB/OV {IWATS-GFX-IIC/2-M/2-SM/2-TT}
"Oops, I did it again, I ruptured my spleen, I think I'm dy-in'..." - The lesser-known original lyrics to Britney Spears' song "Oops, I did it again"