Sigma Report # 0 (2000-10-08)

This report was submitted by CPT Artyis


Attention on deck!

It's been a quiet week... untill now, because it's today when we've got
orders of the Fleet Commander which will lead us to war...
SA Kawolski wrote: "Grand Admiral Ronin has announced to the fleet that
all relations with the club Rebel Squadrons are to be terminated
immediately and has issued the following orders to the fleet:

1. The RS is now to be considered an EH "Enemy" and have been listed as
such on: http://www.emperorshammer.org/alliance.htm
2. NO RS Members are allowed in ANY EH channel...they are to be
permbanned IMMEDIATELY...NO EXCEPTIONS...
3. EHers with dual memberships shall renounce their RS membership or be
ejected from the EH...
4. NO OR nights or ANY other cooperative EH/RS combats, plotlines or
events are to be held...ANYONE violating this will answer to me
personally...
5. EH Intel is herein authorized to initiate intel gathering within the
RS...we'll leave that at that...:)
6. ANY EH Command Staff or EHers found to be supplying the RS with info
or private EH emails will be summarily terminated from the EH..."

However "This is NOT an open-invitation for TIE Corps members to start
additional conflicts with the RS! The orders call for no contact, not a
retaliatory strike! The Rebel Squadrons have been a long-time ally of
the Emperor's Hammer and the TIE Corps have had several competitions
with them in the past and if the relationship between the two clubs must
come to an end, it should be done in a civil matter to prevent further
hostilities and conflicts."

The origin of the FC's decision you'll find attached (ehvsrs.txt).

Okay, we are getting back to the our own news:

- This week we were witness of yet another position shift: this time on
Flight III Leader spot. Commander Roger Duncan has resigned from being
Flight Leader and recommended as a new one Lieutenant Commander Regis
Knox. Congratulations, Flight Leader Knox, and thank you, Commander
Roger Duncan for all, you've done for Flight III.

- Wing II Commander Major Calzeo Inkwolf has been promoted to the rank
of Lieutenant Colonel! Congratulations, Lieutenant Colonel Inkwolf,
Ma'am! We all know you deserved it well :)

- Wing III Commander and former Psi Commander, Colonel Sasquatch has
been promoted to the rank of General! Congratulations, General, Sir! :)

- The Alliance with Crusader Squadron of ASF has been formaly signed.
>From now on all Sigma's Weekly Reports will be sent to Crusader's
Commander, Commander Marcin Szydlowski with an endorsement of forwarding
them on his pilots addresses.
Reminder: we are still looking for name on our "Mighty Duo"...

- CM Artyis (me) has completed IWATS Squadron Management Course (2) with
nice score of 100% of correctness. Well, this means that I'm certified
commander at last ;)

- The results of the first round of Supreme Squadron Series have been
announced. Sigma, thank to LCM Regis Knox, has achieved 2 points, what
gives us a good starting position to next round.
The complete results are as follows:

Ranger....5
Dagger....4
Inferno...4
Psi.......4
Ghost.....3
Shield....3
Thunder...3
Phantom...3
Odin......2
Omega.....2
Sigma.....2
Sin.......2
Spear.....2
Valkyrie..2
Alpha.....1
Beth......1
Crusader..1
Daleth....1
Delta.....1
Falcon....1
Tornado...1
Vortex....1

- "The dates of when an active officer was last promoted in rank is now
available to be seen on the Personnel Profiles" - SA Kawolski.

- Thank to AD Theodore we all can take a look at Star Wars touring
exhibit: The Magic of Myth.
Admiral Theodore wrote: "The exhibit really is a collection of
production materials from the movies from ANH to TPM. It includes story
boards and production models and costumes. The tour is narrated by a CD
with James Earl Jones (Lord Vader's voice - Artyis) leading the way. In
all it was quite amazing to see how cheap the ANH costumes were and how
the money which followed improved the production models and the
costumes.

I took many pictures, but found that the exhibit is available in a
virtual tour and the pictures and narration aren't available with the
bandwidth. Even without it, one can see the lay-out and view the
exhibits. I have kept the splash page on my server and linked to the
virtual tour for those who are interested..."

You can find it at http://www.iei.net/~dpippen/

- An exerpt from TAC Report (29.09.2000):
"Once again, the first subject of this report is cheating. I already
sent five cases of edited pilot files to the SO and HCI, and I found in
addition a bunch of other invalid pilot files from the last Combat Run
of the Squadron League..." - AD Striker.

- CM Roger Duncan has been awarded Order of Vanguard! It is Sigma's
seventh one! Congratulations, Brother Pilot! :)

- LCM Esm'ael Rasxus has been forced to change his e-mail address once
again. His new and finally working one is rasxus@cdaction.pl . Please
make appropriate updates in your address books.

- Wing Commander's Award for September belongs to Kappa.
Congratulations, guys!

- CPT Todbringer prepared the characteristics of Racers who will be
a heroes of crowds in our own Pod Racing Gambling Game. There is only
one point in CPT Todbringer's plan which has to be completed - the
tracks - and we can begin a new season of Pod Races!

- LCM Haggis McMutton has written yet another Kantyna
song (on basis of "Our House" by Madness; "A House in the Middle of the
Street..." ;) You will find it in Miscellaneous section of this report.

- Wing II is currently involved in oPERATION oMEGADETH. If you have any
ideas what we can do to Omega pilots (cruelty advisable ;), share them
with our Wing Commander, Lieutenant Colonel Inkwolf. But be awared:
suicidal units of Ewoks and Gungans are everywhere on the deck of our
wing these times... ;)


* Squadron Status

- At the moment of sending this report I have no word of Squadron League
2000 Finals. Despite this I hereby announce a Yellow Alert for all Sigma
pilots! From now on you'll be sleeping with one eye open and drinking
with glasses instead of bottles, so we could be ready for challenge when
it arrives...!

- It is more than probable that our Border Wars (Wing II vs. Rebel
Squadrons' Retribution Fleet) is canceled. Well, why all comptetitions
against Rebels always end this way?

- It seems we aren't involved in any (but voluntary Battlecry one)
Competition. Nevertheless if you feel you could do something for the
Empire, Fleet, Wign, Squadron - don't hesitate a moment and do this!
Every initiative will be rewarded! ...Sooner or later... ;)


* Activity reports:

1-1
Commander Artyis
- usual Squadron Commander stuff (200 c);
- completed IWATS Squadron Management (2) course with nice score of 100%
of correctness (1000 c);
Earned: 1440 c

1-2
Lieutenant Commander Haggis McMutton
- earned 390 for TIE Battle #156, EH Wrestling Extravaganza;
- wrote yet another Kantyna song: "Our Bar" (300 c);
- showed moderately Kantyna activity;
Earned: 890 c

1-3
Lieutenant Commander Gambit
- usual Account Officer stuff (200 c);
- showed moderately low Kantyna activity;
Earned: 400 c

1-4
Lieutenant Commander Esm'ael Rasxus
- completed TIE Battle #121, Battle of Principles (bonus withheld until
the battle is accepted by Tactical Office);
- showed moderately low Kantyna activity;
Earned: 200 c


2-1
Commander Thunder
- usual Flight Leader stuff (50 c);
- usual Drill Officer stuff (50 c);
- showed moderate Kantyna activity;
Earned: 340 c

2-2
Lieutenant Commander Ti'Anna
- showed low Kantyna activity;
Earned: 200 c

2-3
Lieutenant Commander Obi-Kan Kysiobi
- contacted me with explenation for his inactivity;
Earned: 0 c

2-4
Lieutenant Koriel
- created Free Mission (attached for beta-testing) (500 c);
- showed moderately low Kantyna activity;
Earned: 660 c


3-1
Lieutenant Commander Regis Knox
- usual Flight Leader stuff (50 c);
- usual Logistic Officer stuff (200 c);
- contributed greatly to an official Sigma Weapon Price-List (400 c);
Earned: 850 c

3-2
Major Al R.S.
- earned 330 c for TIE Battle #156, EH Wrestling Extravaganza;
- showed no Kantyna activity;
Earned: 650 c

3-3
Commander Roger Duncan
- usual Technical Officer stuff (200 c);
- completed IWATS mIRC 1 course (500 c);
- completed IWATS mIRC 2 course (500 c);
- contributed greatly to an official Sigma Technical Price-List(400 c);
- earned 360 c for TIE Battle #156, EH Wrestling Extravaganza;
- showed moderately high Kantyna activity;
Earned: 2200 c

3-4
Captain Todbringer
- prepared a detailed description of all 12 Pod pilots for Sigma Pod
Racing Gambling Game (400 c);
- showed moderately low Kantyna activity;
Earned: 680 c


* Miscelanous:

- LCM Esm'ael Rasxus 18th Birthday Anniversary has became (thanks be to
Emperor!) history at last. I'm sure however it will be recalled very
often by all pilots who were invited for: Rasxus spent all his earned
money for drinks! All the best, Esm'ael!

- A new Kantyna song, as usually composed (on basis of "Our house" by
English band Madness) and performed by LCM Haggis McMutton:

"Our bar"

1.
Everybody knows our drinks are the best,
While other guys would like to rest
We're having party here, downstairs.
Haggis is drinkin' some purple shit,
The others' stomaches can't get used to it,
So they drink Waarkha Strong.

Ref. Our bar, in the middle of our ship
Our bar, in the middle of a...
2.
Our bar, it has a crowd.
Every day there's party here
And it's usually quite loud.
Barkeeper is rasing his voice.
Cause we have got the best choice
of galactic-wide known alcohols.

Ref...

3.
When the battle comes to the end,
We're going down to Kantyna
Cos' we defeated the rebel fiend.
Everybody's singin' a song
And talkin' about everything
Cos' the free time is not too long.

Ref...


* Squadron Roster

SIGMA SQUADRON OF WING II : Close Support
COMMANDER: CM Artyis (artyis@silvershark.com.pl) - #501
NICKNAME: Kramer's Scorpions
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/sigma.jpg
MOTTO: Vis et Honor
HOMEPAGE: http://strony.wp.pl/wp/sigmasq/
MESSAGE BOARD: kantyna@egroups.com


FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Gladius
1) CM Artyis (artyis@silvershark.com.pl) - #501
2) LCM Haggis McMutton (hag@poczta.wp.pl) - #3544
3) LCM Gambit (kgb99@poczta.onet.pl) - #2676
4) LCM Esm'ael Rasxus (rasxus@cdaction.pl) - #2142

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Pilum
1) CM Thunder (claude@student.uci.agh.edu.pl) - #1387
2) LCM Ti'Anna (ti_anna@poczta.onet.pl) - #1386
3) LCM Obi-Kan Kysiobi (kyskusch@yoyo.pl) - #3286
4) LT Koriel (_koriel@poczta.wp.pl) - #4323

FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Scutum
1) LCM Regis Knox (regis_knox@poczta.onet.pl) - #3156
2) MAJ Al R.S. (alrs@priv6.onet.pl) - #1739
3) CM Roger Duncan (rduncan@poczta.wp.pl) - #2495
4) CPT Todbringer (todbringer@poczta.onet.pl) - #499

Total: 12

FCHG Listings

Knight [KNGT] (250 points)
[261] CM Artyis

Gallant [GALL] (200 points)
[235] CPT Todbringer

Cavalier [CAVL] (150 points)
[164] CM Thunder
[153] MAJ Al R.S.

Dragoon [DRAG] (100 points)
[117] LCM Esm'ael Rasxus
[105] LCM Regis Knox
[103] CM Roger Duncan

Fusilier [FUSL] (75 points)
[95] LCM Gambit
[85] LCM Ti'Anna

Hussar [HUSS] (50 points)
[62] LT Koriel

Lancer [LANC] (25 points)
[41] LCM Haggis McMutton
[33] LCM Obi-Kan Kysiobi


Squadron Citations (13):
TC-TIE Battle 77 - Verpine Encounter, Part One
TC-TIE Battle 78 - Verpine Encounter, Part Two
TC-TIE Battle 115 - Project Emperor's Revenge
TC-TIE Battle 125 - Operation 'Silent Scream'
TC-TIE Battle 128 - Operation Yridia Alpha
TC-TIE Battle 131 - TIE Fighter Covert Missions
TC-TIE Battle 132 - Battle of the Bins
TC-TIE Battle 133 - Punishment Tour
TC-TIE Battle 134 - Damaged TIEs
TC-TIE Battle 137 - Pirate Arms War
TC-TIE Battle 148 - Secret Clone Project
TC-TIE Battle 155 - The Supplies War
TC-TIE Battle 156 - EH Wrestling Extravaganza

That's all for this week, be ready for some serious action next time!



CMDR/CM Artyis/Sigma 1-1/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
GOE/PCx6/ISMx12/MoI/OV [KNGT]
{IWATS-TT-M/1/2-SM/2}
Flight I. Gladius Flight.
Sigma. Vis et Honor.
Wing II:The Empire's Vanguard - Second to None.

DJK Artyis (Sith)/House Caliburnus of Clan Scholae Palatinae, WR, DC

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