This is my first squadron report, yay... However, I still haven't had most of you report in yet, please do so. As for my policy on BSFs, I make it a point to submit them as soon as I receive the file, so give me some indication of what kind of battle it is. I had a bad experience once when I gave my CMDR a .tfr for a free mission and he submitted it for the respective TC-TIE battle...
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FLEET NEWS
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EXECUTIVE OFFICER PROMOTED TO SECTOR ADMIRAL
In the words of Pri, "HA K becomes SA K". After a month or two of scampering about, doing XO-ish stuff, Kawolski is once again a Sector Admiral.
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CHAL NEWS
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DARKLORD PROMOTED TO GENERAL
He is now known as General Lee. I made a picture for him, it's currently floating around somewhere
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TYPHOON HAPPENINGS
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CALLISTA GETS A BRONZE STAR
... for her sevice as CMDR of Typhoon. We'll all miss her leadership, but she's keeping us company as Typhoon 2-3.
NEW CMDR
It's-a-me! Mario!!! Er... Daisuke Airyu!!
QUINTUS TO LEAVE NEXT WEEK
I have been informed by CPT Quintus that he will be leaving the squadron next week, as he is too busy being Lord Ambassador and Naval Corps XO. He'll be around long enough for us to squeeze a little more usefulness out of him, though ;)
Arrivals:
CM Daisuke Airyu (Cyclone) ----> Typhoon CMDR
Departures:
LCM Vader ---> Reserves
LT Fearow ----> Reserves
CPT Akhliat --> Reserves
Internal Movement:
COL Callista --> FM 2-3
Awards:
COL Callista - Bronze Star
Delays:
Due to inclement weather, Dulles and BWI will be experiencing severe flight delays. Your flight may be pushed back by up to six to eight hours, depending on-
/me shoots his radio
Sorry bout that.
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WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING IF YOU VALUE YOUR STATUS OF NOT BEING SWARMED BY PENGUINS
(More commonly referred to as "orders")
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THE FCHG RACE
Yes, the one against Crusader Squadron and a bunch of other people, which I didn't find out about until today! Deadline is this Sunday, but you'll need to get them to me by noon EST Saturday because of various RL reasons, including a very impending snowstorm. If I can find enough time for 9 missions in between scampering around doing TIE Corps stuff and scampering around doing RL stuff, then so can you! No pressure or anything :P
EXERCISE CANTINA RUN III
It's got an acronym! It's got a roman numeral! It's got enough medals to shut up Ford (temporarily)!! Yes, it's that magical time when we (surprise surprise) scamper around, doing stuff to make the ISD Challenge look good/active enough to be the Battlegroups Flagship. I want your submissions by 4 PM EST on March 7, that way I can get them in to Lee, so they'll count. Remember, the fiction must have something to do with the TC Battlegroups, or else *menacing penguin-quacks*
WING X HONOR GUARD
Fly TC-TIE 167 (there, got it right this time) by March 14 and get it in to me. The top 12 scorers will land positions in *suspenseful music* the Wing X Honor Guard!! Fly hard, fly fast, make your new CMDR proud, just don't make him look like too much of an idiot by beating his score too much. oo;;
REPORT IN
As of the time I wrote this report, the only pilots who had reported in to me were Calli, Woody, and Kweek. If you haven't done so, drop me a line, somehow.
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ACTIVITY REPORTS
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CMDR/CM Daisuke Airyu
-Transferred in from Cyclone, still getting settled in
-Flew TC-TIE 91 and 92 for the FCHG race
-Recruiting
FM/MAJ Brandon
-Watchin' the stocks, drinkin' an import.
FM/LCM Talon Drear
-Looking for a cure for cancer
FM/LCM Frederik Greyson Junior
-Researching human spontaneous combustion
FM/COL Callista
-Reported in
-Flew TC-TIE 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 22, 23, 30, 31, 33, 34, 36, 38, 41, 42, 75, 91, 109
-Got a bunch of mission high scores on some of those battles
FL/CM Elwood the Brave
-Reported in
-Flew TC-TIE 109, 112, 113, 114
FM/LCM Serpentine
-Invading France
FM/CPT Quintus
-Reported in
-Going to go out with a bang
FM/LCM Richlet
-Learned to juggle
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ROSTER
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Typhoon Squadron
Mission : VIP Escort
Nickname : The Storm From Hell
Motto : We will fly the winds of DEATH!!
Homepage : TBA
Message Board : http://sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?boardid=123799
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Daisuke Airyu (airyu@isdchallenge.org)
2) MAJ Brandon (brandon@isdchallenge.org)
3) LCM Talon Drear (wouterson@wanadoo.nl)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
1) TBA
2) LCM Frederik Greyson Junior (greyson@firemail.de)
3) COL Callista (callista@tiecorps.org)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
1) CM Elwood the Brave (markus.friebis@gmx.de)
2) LCM Serpentine (serpntine@aol.com)
3) CPT Quintus (joe_pohosky@btinternet.com)
4) LCM Richlet (richlet@yahoo.ca)
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Respectfully submitted,
-Commander Airyu PIN #3552
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CMDR/CM Daisuke Airyu/Typhoon/Wing X/ISD Challenge {LGNR}
DOC/LT Daisuke Airyu/TC-BG/ISD Challenge {DOC}
Professor of IWATS Graphics (www.imperialacademy.org/graphics)
PCx2/ISMx6/MoI/LoC-PSx34/DFCx2/CoB/OV {IWATS-GFX-IIC/2-M/2-SM/2-TT}
"It occurred to me today while playing a violent computer game that the presence of violent video games doesn't cause violence, only the sudden absence of them due to nosy parents who just don't realize that THEY'RE SO INCREDIBLY STUPID THAT IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO DESTROY THE WORLD AND USE THE DUST AS MY HANDKERCHIEF!!! BWAA HAAAAHAHAHAH!!!!. Don't play Quake kiddies, you might turn out like me."
- Me, pondering