CMDR/LC Beef reporting for Thunder Squadron on March 09, 2002.

DEEP AND PROFOUND THOUGHT OF THE WEEK!
Go into a restaurant with a salad bar. While there scream out audibly, "There's fungus in the salad bar!" and see what everybody does. If the restaurant owners/workers come and try to kick you out, they can't because you were telling the truth. Afterall, mushrooms are a mighty tasty fungus!

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SQUADRON NEWS/ORDERS
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GLOATING SPASMS
Yay us! We're the Wing Commander's Own this month! Yay! Sorry, but a spasm, by definition, is involunatary. Yay!

EXTRA YUMMY EXCUSES
Haven't had time to set up some squadron beatings for in-between war gaming because of my exploded computer. :(

SPIFFY PILOT OF THE RANDOM TIME INTERVAL
Let's all give LT Alexi a hand and some extra milk. Do this not just because of his beefy flying that is (with help from others) bumping up our citation count, but also because he actually writes reviews for most of the battles he flys. *hint, hint* Yay, Alexi! Here, have a pineapple!

WEEKLY BATTLE ASSIGNMENT (CITATION COUNT: 30)
A citation is awarded for each battle that half the squadron has flown. Don't forget: If you're going to fly a battle, be sure it's one that will earn us another citation! Dex will hand out the assignment soon.

RECRUIT!
We always need more pilots.

SUPPORT YOUR MISSION AUTHORS!
Post reviews for their creations in the mission compendium. Feedback helps everybody!

Arrivals - none
Departures - none
Awards - LC Beef--->Bronze Star
LCM Dex--->Palpatine's Crescent
LT Karce--->Palpatine's Crescent
LT Alexi--->Imperial Security Medal
CM Shadow--->Iron Star-Bronze Wings

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FLEET NEWS
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www.tiecorps.org/news.asp

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WING/SHIP NEWS
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WING-WIDE WAR GAME
All Turn002 Reports have been submitted. Game Mastering is still to be completed for this turn, but Master Locke doesn't believe there will be a battle yet. We can only assume this is because the Fuzzy 'Phooner-Temp Alliance is cowering in fear somewhere "safe." But don't worry; soon we will pound them good! *squish, squish, squish, etc.*

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ACTIVITY REPORTS
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CMDR/LC Beef
-Submitted Turn002 Report
-Awarded a BS
-Computer exploded
-Got computer fixed
-Posted on message board
-Spoke with COM (What did we talk about? It's classified, so I can't tell you! And wouldn't YOU like to know what it was! Mwuhahahahaha!)

FL/LCM Dex D'Alcobia
-Sent out explanatory citation info
-Sent out Citations Report
-Set up Promo Story Archive
-Awarded PC
-Posted on message board
-Added to run-on
-Recruiting
-Submitted Turn003b Report

FM/CM Shadow
-Emailed squadron
-Posted on message board
-Awarded IS-BW

FL/LCM Stuart
-Posted on message board
-Added to run-on
-Posted on message board
-Added to run-on

FM/LT Heero
*NO CONTACT = certain doom

FM/LT Karce
-Completed TCTIE-126
-Completed TCTIE-163
-Created a “LT Karce” CCG card
-Awarded PC
-Completed TCTIE-104
-Completed TCTIE-098

FM/LT Alexi
-Added to the run-on
-Awarded ISM
-Completed TCTIE-104
-Added to the run-on
-Wrote INPR
-Completed TCTIE-133
-Added to the run-on
-Posted on message board
-Added to the run-on
-Added to the run-on again
-Completed FREETIE-137
-Completed TCTIE-176
-Completed TCTIE-080
-Completed TCTIE-???
-Advanced to FCHG rank of Hussar
-Added to the run-on

FM/SL Fed
-Asked some questions and sent squadron emails
-Posted on message board
-Completed TCTIE-091
-Completed TCTIE-098

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ROSTER
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Thunder Squadron
Mission: Escort
Nickname: The Eyes of the Storm
Motto: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) LC Beef (beefment@aol.com)
2) TBA
3) LT Karce (alonzoriveria@yahoo.ca)
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) LT Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
2) LT Heero Yuy (heero_yuy200@hotmail.com)
3) CM Shadow (darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com)
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
1) LCM Dex D'Alcobia (dexalcobia@yahoo.co.uk)
2) LT Alexi Stukov (Hobbesforever@aol.com)
3) SL Fed Prendergast (flamefud@yahoo.co.uk)
4) TBA

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Respectfully Submitted,

Lieutenant Colonel Beef
CMDR/LC Beef/Thunder/Wing X/ISD Challenge
SS/BS/PCx6/ISMx8/MoT-3rh-10gh/IS-1BW-1BR-1SR/CoB/LoAx10/OV-2E [LNGR]
{IWATS-GFX-SM/2-TM} [T/D Mad Cow]
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