Typhoon Squadron Report # 41

31 May 2002


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Squad News
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”…but until that day you are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on earth. You are not even human f*cking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grab-asstic pieces of amphibian sh*t.

New Pilot!
Everyone welcome Sub-Lieutenant Medma Orwes who joins us from Daedalus! Try not to harass the newbie just yet… : P

Recruitment!
We need to get our numbers back up! Get your friends, family, relatives, second cousin’s sister’s boyfriend’s dog for all I care! :P

Promotion!
Yay! I’ve been promoted to Lieutenant Colonel along with Inferno’s CMDR, Sephiroth! Drinks are on us! = )

Bad News
June 15th will be my last day as Commander as Typhoon. My retirement comes with a move across country, and I’m not sure when I’ll be able to resume full activity. Also, after 10 months in the same position I’ve hit a spot where I lack motivation. An unmotivated CMDR leads to the downfall of the squadron. So, I will be taking a leave. A short stint in the reserves, and once I get internet and joystick hooked back up, you bet your ass I’ll be back to active duty! =D At this time, do not send applications for CMDR. WC/GN Mairin will announce when applications are open and what the requirements will be.

Very very slow week, where are you guys!?!?!


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Wing News
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CycCMDR = TBA
Seph = LC

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Fleet News
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www.tiecorps.org/news.asp and you will be up-to-date on all Fleet happenings.


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Standing Squadron Orders
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1) Do something activity-like so I don’t yell at you
2) Recruit




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Activity
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CMDR Boliv
30 May
Promoted to LC

FM Orwes
31 May
Joined Typhoon

FM Halcy-poo
[None]


FL Ponda
31 May
Updated Typhoon homepage

FM Hank
28 May
IWATS-AIM Course (100%)

FM Tally
[None]


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Roster
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TYPHOON SQUADRON OF WING X : VIP Escort
COMMANDER: LC Triji Boliv (boliv@isdchallenge.org) - #5307
NICKNAME: The Storm from Hell
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/typhoon.jpg
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/typhoon/
MOTTO: We will fly the winds of DEATH!!


FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Shi no Kaze
Motto: The Storm that will tear your soul apart
1) LC Triji Boliv (boliv@isdchallenge.org) - #5307
2) SL Medma Orwes () - #9147
3) LC Halcyon (eh_halcyon@hotmail.com) - #2119
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Motto: Always ready, always deadly.
1) CM Ponda Jarret (stellarwarlord@yahoo.com) - #7948
2) LT Hank () - #9056
3) LCM Talon Drear (wouterson@somethingorother.com) - #1112
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Storm's Eye
Motto: Swift, Destructive, Relentless
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA