Delta Squadron Weekly Report

Squadron News

"And now for something completely different" - Monty Pythons Flying Circus

-Delta is still alive in the Colossus Squadron League II, great work guys :)
-Bonzo has invented and issued a non-shovable uniform to Flight II, however, due to expense problems, it only comes in pink ;P
-Yesterday, CM Gyssler managed to fall backwards over the ledge of the walkway overlooking the hangar. Onlookers to this twenty meter fall only gave it a 6.7 because "his scream lacked spirit". Gyssler is expected to recover from a broken humerous, radius, ulna, fibia, tibula, and upper thigh bone as well as three cracked or bruised ribs by September.
-My little AWOL Check ended today, everyone I expected to reported, and even one that I didn't :)

~*~Note: Not all the stories here are real. We ran a little bit short on good material, so we decided to wing it. However, we, the producers, feel that all of these events are perfectly plausible ones, and should be treated as real.

Squadron Activity
:) = Good :| = Decent :( = Bad ;P = Argon

CPT Argon Viper - ;P
-Flew TC-TIE #18
-Flew TC-TIE #19
-Flew Free-TIE #199(The CSL Mission)
-Is still waiting for Gen to submit #s 18 &19...

CM Anthony Starr - :|
-Will be transferred to the reserves per his request as soon as I can find that request...

CM Bonzo - :)
-Flew Free-TIE #199(The CSL Mission)
-Sent in his Flight Report
-Responded to my AWOL Check

CPT Flash - :|
-See: "CM Anthony Starr" unless he informs me that he doesn't want to
-Responded to my AWOL Check

LT Hend Fin'Rotha - :|
-Heard a little from him on the mailing list
-Responded to my AWOL Check

CM Ras Kronar - :)
-Flew Free-TIE #199(The CSL Mission)
-Flew TC-XWA #21
-Sent in his Flight Report
-Responded to my AWOL Check

CM Eric - :|
-Responded to my AWOL Check
-Apparently hasn't left his fiancee's

CM Gyssler- :)
-Flew TC-TIE #86
-Flew TC-TIE #87
-Flew Free-TIE #199(The CSL Mission)
-Responded to my AWOL Check

Squadron Orders

-Same as always, fly whatever you feel is fun for you :)
-Try to e-mail me at least once a week...
-If you can, fly Free-TIE #199 by tomorrow and send it to me ;)

Squadron Roster

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"That drunk guy..."
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