Delta Squadron Weekly Report

Squadron News

"And now for something completely different" - Monty Python's Flying Circus

-Due to the cost of monkey butlers and un-shovable uniforms, Delta Squadron Flight 2 has been forced to declare bankruptcy. They are under the protection of the IRS as assets until further notice, don't touch them if you value your life!
-Theologists declare a sign of the apocalypes. Somehow, both of my FLs got their reports in... in the same week!! This-this is unheard of... ;P
-I think this report format is getting old, look for a new one next week! :)

~*~Note: Not all the stories here are real. We ran a little bit short on good material, so we decided to wing it. However, we, the producers, feel that all of these events are perfectly plausible ones, and should be treated as real.

Squadron Activity
:) = Good :| = Decent :( = Bad ;P = Argon

CPT Argon Viper - ;P
-Completed SBRB3

CM Bonzo - :)
-Submitted his FL report
-Got his hotmail account working again

LT Hendl Fin'Rotha - :|
-Still on leave

LT Sirik Xirok - :(
-No word

CM Mark Gyssler - :)
-Submitted his FL report
-Keeping the battle boards up to date

CM Eric - :)
-Flew XWA-TC #23

Squadron Orders

-Well, it's been a decent week. The only thing I'd like to see next week is more SBRB reports. Great work guys :)
-Bonzo, Gyssler, any progress on the flight comps? I'm sure Free is itching to take one of you on ;)

Squadron Roster

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CPT Argon Viper
Idiot
Psycho Whiphid
"That drunk guy..."
Delta Squadron Commander
Wing Sociopath and Fiction Writer