Asp Report # 18 (2003-08-23)

This report was submitted by CPT Joey C


Weekly Squadron Report #18, 'Monks of the Square Pyramid'

 

Weekly Squadron Report

by CMDR/CPT Joey C

23/08/2003

"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."

On that note, lets begin..

Squadron News

Good week as far as activity's concerned, not as much as last week, but the signs were there :)

The Intrepid Activity comp is still quite active, with Krayt and Diamondback the worst offenders, and Asp Squadron on 150+ points. Can you believe we actually caught back up to Viper? Quite a good effort :DThe scores can be found here.

Ship News

-Frodo is still gone, so my fungus is on-track in turning his quarters into an arena so we can all gather and watch people burn things. But Phantom made it back, so i'm listing the fungus in her quarters as MIA.

-The Intrepid Pseudo-SC comp is on! At the moment Diamondback squadron is in the lead. W00! GO ACTIVITY! :D

-Fleet News

Friday · August 22 · 2003

XOA positions open
21:05 - SA Astatine [jpboyce@indigo.net.au]


Overview
The Executive Office is perhaps one of the most important in the Emperor's Hammer. It covers a wide range of duties and responsibilities and requires a large skills base from all staff in the office.

Executive Office Assistant Alpha
This position will primarily deal with tasks related to newsletters and the monitoring of subgroups.

Selection Criteria - Essential

Good written communication skills
An acceptable level of presence in online media such as IRC, message boards, etc.
Fast email response time
The ability to work with a wide range of EH personnel
Selection Criterial - Desirable

Demonstrated HTML experience
High speed internet connection
Proven record keeping experience and/or experience in repetative tasks
Executive Office Assistant Beta
This position will primarily deal with tasks relating to the upkeep and maintenance of the TIE Corps database.

Selection Criteria - Essential

Good written communications skills
An acceptable level of presence in online media such as IRC, message boards, etc.
Fast email response time
Prior web development experience
Selection Criteria - Desirable

Demonstrated experience with ASP
Demonstrated experience with Access and/or SQL Server
How to apply

You must address each selection criteria in detail, providing supporting evidence and examples for each. Simply saying "Yes, I can do that" will not be enough. You will need to meet at least the Essential criteria to be considered for the position. You must include at least three (3) references. At least one must be a former or, preferably, a current superior. Ensure you have the permission of your references first. Applications should be directed to jpboyce@indigo.net.au with the subject "Application for XOA".


Monday · August 18 · 2003

Mr/Ms EH
22:11 - AD Darknyte [darknyte@alltel.net]
The Mr/Ms EH pagent has come to an end, not a great voter turnout...but, I did get a few votes nonetheless. I suppose I overestimated the ammount of people who read my reports. *pimp* There's good stuff in them *double-pimp*

Anyway, without further ado, here are this year's winners:

Mr EH: High Admiral Ari, Internet Officer
Ms EH: Major Jaron Kai, WC Wing XVIII

Well, there you have it folks!

TC 'Competition's Competition'
09:52 - AD Keldorn Cochrane [gmf@kweeky.net]
There has been a general decrease in the number of competitions submitted recently. To provide that little extra incentive I am sponsoring a small ‘Competition’s Competition’ open to all from Squadron Commander to Battlegroup Commander; the Officer who submits (and receives my approval) the most competitions within a period of one (1) month (18th August to 18 September) will receive the rare Iron Star Platinum Ribbon and a very large congratulatory pat-on-the-back from the Training Office.

These competitions should, however, be as inventive and interesting as I know you are all capable of creating.

Sunday · August 17 · 2003


Monk's Corner

School...killing...me...:(

<VA_Sarin> have to go protect an election in some little town
<VA_Sarin> yeah, we will take our non lethal riot gear, hopefully i can beat someone

Quote: Miack hasnt touched the set of shot glasses he has since he got so bad he woke up in a hedge

<JoeyC> how is THAT a quote

* JoeyC goes from fruit to ice-cream in one mouthful and causes his stomach to crawl from his navel

 

Fiction/GFX Arena

CPT's Log, Stardate 8989.1

HELP! MY ROOM'S ON FIRE! CAN'T....BREAT.....E.......


Activity Report

CMDR/CPT Joey C
Continued with creating a battle, wrote some plotline too
MB, IRC Activity

Comments: Meh :P

FM/LT Glauron
LoCx2
Comments: Good MP'ing

FL/CM Yukito
XvT-TC #33
IWATS IIC/1
IWATS IIC/2
Comments: Good IWAT'ing

FL/LT Mystic Rogue
Hopefully will be removed soon
Comments: None

Final Note

Hmmmm....WSR...

Thats it from me for another week :D.

Respectfully Submitted,

CMDR/CPT Joey C/Asp/Wing XIV/ISD Intrepid
PCx3/ISMx3/MoT-1gh/IS-2BR-1GW/LoC-CSx9/DFC-Rx1/CoB/LoAx2/OV [CAVL] {IWATS-AIM-ICQ-M/1-SM/3-XAM-XTM/1}

 

 

 


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