<Snij>: you have bigger problems
<`Hero>: like?
<Alec|WSR>: you've spent probably 35% of the past month flying outdated games.
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NEWS

TOP FRICKIN' DOG! Nyark!

Last couple of days… not that I expect the same words to have any different effect than before, but DO SOMETHING!!! I would really enjoy awarding some medals this month… so hopefully you've all just been saving up your battles and are going to send me 5 megabytes of .plts this evening.

I still have a girlfriend and still have trouble concentrating on anything else.

We suck. We've lost Sayo and Tarkin in the past week, and Blastfire is gonna be off to the M/FRG Pheonix in a couple days. Recruit!!!

…There is no other news. Fly.
Alec Qarni's Game of the Week: The Sims (Maxis/EA)
CD of the Week: The Proclaimers- Persevere

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XO's CORNER!

Our XO is dead, and the position is up for grabs. If any of y'all think you want to take this wunderbar position, mail me and it shall be done.

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ACTIVITY

1-1: MAJ Alec Qarni: TIE-TC 35, 37, 38, XW-TC 2, LoCx4, IRC, AIM, MBs, trivia
1-2: COL E. Tarkin: Off to the Reserves… *sniffle*….
1-3: LC Strahd: Floatin around in space…
1-4: N/A

2-1: CM Sayo Hirosho: IIC/1 IWATS, trivia, transferred to Hammer CMDR…. byeeeeeeee
2-2: LCM Victor Kage: sittin around…
2-3: LT Steel: No contact… LIVE!
2-4: Vacant… Recruit, people!

3-1: CM Patrick Blastfire: About to leave… nooooooooooooooo
3-2: SL Cobalt Specter: No Contact… where'd you go?
3-3: N/A
3-4: See 3-3

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ORDERS

1: Deal with Real. (Yay corniness!) Real life is where it's at, and nothing in the TC can supersede it, so remember that this is all fun… not an obligation.

2: Fly! It's summer…. Kinda… If you're off of school, you either have no time, or a lot of time! Please find some time, whatever you're doing, to just fly a battle here and there, or hang around in #ehcoc and try to get a game or something. WE MUST MAKE A GOOD SHOWING IN TOP DOG!

3: Do other stuff! There are all kinds of things you can do… IWATS, fiction, graphics, trivia, all kinds of competitions… the FO has his INPR comp still running. And showing up on IRC or just mailing me for whatever reason can't hurt at all. Also, the VAN's numbers are slipping alarmingly… recruit! Surely you know a couple of people who would be interested… EVERything is worth points for Top Dog… DO IT ALLLLLLL!
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COMPETITIONS

TOP DOGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Also, the recurring comps, Drax's FCHG race, CR Race, Recruitment Race, Vanguard Joust… So much stuff. Just fly random stuff and you're bound to win some comp or another.
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FCHG

Gladiator [GLDR] (1000 points)
· [1219] LC Strahd (+0)
· [1158] MAJ Alec Qarni (+26)
Knight [KNGT] (250 points)
· [252] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
Dragoon [DRAG] (100 points)
· [145] CM Patrick Blastfire (+0)
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COMBAT RATINGS

Top Ace 1st (400 points)
· [419] LC Strahd (+0)
Top Ace 4th (250 points)
· [275] MAJ Alec Qarni (+4)
Veteran 3rd (80 points)
· [82] CM Patrick Blastfire (+0)
Trainee (1 point)
· [3] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
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Where are you people?!!?!?!?!?!? We got Sayo doing a bit, but only so he'd look good as he left… and the squad is dying and aaaaaagh! I command you all to live! And do stuff! PLEEEEEEEASE!

</Salute>

MAJ Alec Qarni
The Scorpion King
AIM PROF (Take it, foo'!)
PIN 7191