[20:40] <Alec|WSR> funny quote: now.
[20:41] <Alec|WSR> .... that kinda failed.

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NEWS

Wooooooo I actually did something this week. Unfortunately, girlfriendliness kept me from doing tooooo much... But I used the EHBL for the first time ever and although it doesn't work with my TIE, it seems rather useful and anti-cheater... so yay. You can download it easily by just logging into the database, and it's one of the options now on that sidebar. Yaaaay.

However.... other people have been doing either 0 or nothing. or both. And although Strahd and Victor have at least responded to me and satisfied my AWOL finger for the moment, Steel and Cobalt are on their way out unless they start existing before i get around to getting rid of them.

And on a somewhat sadder note, we say bye bye to Jensy...

Alec Qarni's Game of the Week: StarFox Adventures (Rare)
CD of the Week: Glasseater- Everything Is Beautiful When You Don't Look Down
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XO's CORNER!

No XO= No report.

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ACTIVITY

1-1: MAJ Alec Qarni: BoP TC 11, IRC, MBs, emails
1-2: COL Drax Remlinger: AIM, theoretically
1-3: LC Strahd: eeeeemail yay.... but we never talked...
1-4: N/A

2-1: Nice and vacant.
2-2: LCM Victor Kage: Email.... buried with work and school...
2-3: LT Steel: No contact… LIVE! or DIE!
2-4: Vacant… Recruit, people!

3-1: Ne personne.
3-2: SL Cobalt Specter: No Contact… he and Steel have been emailed with the ultimate… ultimatum!
3-3: N/A
3-4: See 3-3

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ORDERS

1: Deal with Real. (Yay corniness!) Real life is where it's at, and nothing in the TC can supersede it, so remember that this is all fun… not an obligation.

2: Fly! Please find some time, whatever you're doing, to just fly a battle here and there, or hang around in #ehcoc and try to get a game or something.

3: Do other stuff! Anything and everything to better Scorpion or the EH as a whole is happy.

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COMPETITIONS


Beat The WC at MP
Simple MP, Fly COL Nightmare as much as you can. the one who beats him the most will win the IS-SW the one who loses vs Nightmare the most will get the IS-BW. Medals awarded the end of each month.

Anti-High Scores Comp #1
Using: XWA TC #25
Unlike high scores comps, the goal of this comp is the try to reach a predetermined score instead of the top score, this should make it a little harder to get the object score... The scores for this battle are as follows:
M1: 2,000
M2: 2,000
M3: 2,000
M4: 2,000
Battle Total: 8,000
Closest pilot to these scores will win...

Anti-High Scores Comp #2
Using: TIE TC #24
Unlike high scores comps, the goal of this comp is the try to reach a predetermined score instead of the top score, this should make it a little harder to get the object score... The scores for this battle are as follows:
M1: 10,000
M2: 10,000
M3: 10,000
M4: 10,000

Yay.

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FCHG

Gladiator [GLDR] (1000 points)
· [1391] COL Drax Remlinger (+0)
· [1219] LC Strahd (+0)
· [1203] MAJ Alec Qarni (+4)
Knight [KNGT] (250 points)
· [252] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
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COMBAT RATINGS
Top Ace 1st (400 points)
· [419] LC Strahd (+0)
Top Ace 4th (250 points)
· [278] MAJ Alec Qarni (+0)
Officer 3rd (40 points)
· [40] COL Drax Remlinger (+0)
Trainee (1 point)
· [3] LCM Victor Kage (+0)
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Well boo. Let's get moving, people, before the squad has to be shut down…

</SlautE>
^Scorpion-style salute

MAJ Alec Qarni
The Scorpion King
AIM PROF (Take it, foo'!)
PIN 7191