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Wings of Death
Captain Keiran Laserlight reporting:
(Something for every Shrek fan)
*** ISDII Grey Wolf, Main Hangar
The shuttle "EH17-Green" has just landed. The ramp opened and Major Raxis Krieger followed by Sub-Lieutenant Agrepa Hogo stepped down. They walked on the Hangar deck and looked around. There was nobody here. Not even a single droid or single repairman. The ships we're parked at their proper places. The shuttle just took off and headed back to the open space to come back to PLT Daedalus.
"It is silnet here.... to silent..." - MAJ said. It didn't gave them even a bit of courage. They looked for an exit door from that huge room os emptynees. SL saw one under the Great Logo of the Grey Wolf. The wolf on the picture looked at them with it's shiny eyes and shown a set of sharp teeth. The way to the door was painted with white line on the floor. Agrepa and Raxis had no other choice than to follow the line. They stopped at the door, and looked at the strange box situated next to it. It shined like wolf's eyes. They looked closer with fascination... some clicking noise came out from it... seconds passed... officer's eyes opened even wider when the box opened and showed a set of puppets wearing Imperial uniforms. The dolls were put in some kind of mechanism and seemed to sing something doing some mistical dance around. A nice music came from the box and filled the hangar. The choir of tiny voices began:
"Welcome to Grey Wolf - such a perfect ship,
here we have some rules that you should not skip:
Do not dance, save your wine,
Keep off Vance - You'll be fine
Grey Wolf what a perfect ship!"
The pupets turned they bodies by 90 deegrees and continued their song
"Monks are great, don't get floo,
Listen to guy who's blue
Grey Wolf is a perfect place!"
Another 90 degree turn. The song continues...
"Fly like hell, don't lose grip,
It's important big tip
Grey Wolf indeed is the best"
The pupets took another 90 degrees left. Song follows...
"Care of guns, don't shoot ducks,
Spam brings joy, Gidda... is a great guy who we like very much
Grey Wolf - Home of Leeegends"
The dolls finally faced the stunned officers. Final part of the song begun.
"Windows closed, don't break glass
clean your throat, wipe your .... face
Grey Wolf IS....
Grey Wolf IS....
Grey Wolf IS A PERFECT PLAAACE!"
The machine shut closing the singers inside. The flash appeared and after a second a picture of two confused officers scrolled out from the machine.
"I want more!!! " shouted SL Hogo
"No, no, no, no, no. NO!" - MAJ stopped the lower ranked officer with a quick slap.
(To be continued)
We're losing men... Drax already took over Mantis squadron on Intrepid. Drake will soon follow his RL friend. Unfortunatelly at the same time I had a mail from Coremy that he is stepping down to Reserves. Fellow Vortexians! I can tell that it is only a short time of emigration! The recruiting campaign already began... I've got one CT on Deadalus wanting to join Vortex and also one of the Reservers is thinking bout Vortex. Still I won't stop recruiting untill full roster is accieved again. It's a point of honour!
Some
interesting NEWS:
- Fleet
1.
ISD Challange Commodore resiged. Another one appointed
already. Congratulations for RA Phantom
2. New Combat Operations Officer is Vice Admiral Khameir Sarin! Good Luck on
your new job boss.
3. Rear Admiral Drako joined training Office. I guess it's the final time to
get some move there.
4. Emperor's Hammer got it's own forums at holonet.pl - the main Messageboard
of Polish SW fans.
5. Squad First Bug Search device avelible at http://ortho.minos.net
6. Please note a new URL of the EH Messageboard www.ehnet.org/mb/
7. X-Wing Alliance Update use for flying EH battles is now counted
as cheating. Please re-instal XWA if needed.
- ASF/Ship/Wing
1. ASF Chronicles Episode 3 will be at www.chronicles.minos.net
around Christmas. Waiting...
2. Our Big Boss Sarin is at home in USA. Great to have you back from that
crappy Iraq man.
3. Captain JoeyC appointed new Odin CMDR. Monks are taking GW! Don't you see
it? Panic!
4. http://wolfpack.tiecorps.net/ is
the websit of our Ship. Check it often.
5. We've got planty of new pilots. Welcome on the Grey Wolf everybody!
6. Tartarus squadron is full again. Great job Chrissy & boys.
7. It seems nobody found Vlad's Easter Egg this week. Where is that Vlad?
- Squadron
1.
The activity in the squadron is very high. Even if we lost or will lose
some of the people lately we can still be an active squadron. WC's Own
this month is ours too.
2. http://vortexsquadron.minos.net
- Please check this site from time to time OK?
3. Keptin on the Bridge finished. No duels played. The rest is
silence.
4(!). Please note myself about any kinds of activity you're doing. If you take
a part in competitions not held by me please let me know. CC me all of your
Fictions and graphics. Do it for yourselves not for me. (!)
5. Tiamat finally managed to fly for the Lowscore hunt. IS-BW for him.
Good work. That's why you're XO ;)
6. We've got a new messageboard. It's located at http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=32.
Please post there if anything interesting appears.
Contact
info
CMDR/CPT
Keiran Laserlight, Vortex Leader
IRC,
e-mail, messageboards, GG
FM/LC Kodiak Kereban, Vortex Two
IRC
FM/LCM
Gruckn Rahn, Vortex Three
No
contact. Extened leave. Bouncing e-mail adress
FL/LCM Ambar Kilick, Vortex Five
IRC,
e-mail
FM/LT
Matsc Remil, Vortex Six
No
contact this week. Please report in ASAP Matsc!
FM/MAJ Hunter, Vortex Seven
No contact. Currently On leave.
FM/LCM Coremy Jertese, Vortex Eight
IRC, e-mail. Send his resignation.
FL/LT Tiamat, Vortex Nine(XO)
IRC, e-mail, GG and Messageboards
FM/LC Drake Jensen, Vortex Ten
IRC contact, e-mail contact. Requested transfer.
FM/CPT TK-6686, Vortex Eleven
IRC, e-mail, Messageboards
FM/LT Wilq Fastclaw, Vortex Twelve
Overall:
7 on IRC
1 in e-mail contact
1 out of contact
2 on leave
*** You should know that already that I really prefer IRC activity - as a primary source of contact. The IRC is a shareware program - everybody can get it to try. Click the link www.mirc.com to find more. E-mail, messageboard or other stuff is only an addition - good to have them but for me IRC is the most important of course.
*** We are the squadron which has most of it's members on IRC! I'll try to make Wilq to join our IRC community too ;) Please keep it up. The contact is the thing we are best.
Tour of duty
CMDR/CPT
Keiran Laserlight, Vortex Leader
12/12/2003 Submited the WSR #13
12/14/2003 Attended TIE Corps on-line meeting
12/14/2003 Participated in ASF online Trivia
(1st) comp
12/14/2003 Completed XWA-IW 5 (3x mission
highscore)
12/14/2003 Completed XWA-IW 6 (2x mission
highscore + battle HS)
FM/LC Kodiak Kereban, Vortex Two
12/14/2003 Attended TIE Corps on-line meeting
12/14/2003 Participated in ASF online Trivia
comp
FM/LCM Gruckn Rahn, Vortex Three
On leave
FM/COL
Drax Remlinger, Mantis Leader (ex Vortex Four)
12/15/2003
Completed
XWA-FREE 69
12/15/2003
Completed
XWA-DB 5
12/15/2003
Completed
XvT-TC 54
12/16/2003
Completed
XvT-TC 55
12/16/2003
Completed
XvT-TC 56
12/17/2003 Chosen new Mantis Squadron CMDR
FL/LCM
Ambar Kilick, Vortex Five
12/14/2003 Attended TIE Corps on-line meeting
12/15/2003 Completed
XWA-TC 8
12/16/2003
Completed
XWA-FREE 65
FM/LT
Matsc Remil, Vortex Six
No
activity.
FM/MAJ Hunter, Vortex Seven
On Leave.
FM/LCM
Coremy Jertese,
Vortex Eight
No
activity.
FL/LT Tiamat,
Vortex Nine
(XO)
12/14/2003 Attended TIE Corps on-line meeting
12/15/2003 Completed XvT-FREE
123
12/15/2003
Completed
XWA-TC 13
12/17/2003 Received an Imperial Security Medal
for creating a button for Crusader Squadron
12/17/2003 Received an Iron Star Bronze Wings
for winning Lowscore Hunt comp.
12/18/2003
Completed
XvT-TC 19
12/18/2003 Completed XvT-TC
20
12/18/2003
Completed
XvT-TC 21
12/18/2003
Completed
XvT-TC 22
12/18/2003
Completed
XvT-TC 23
FM/LC
Drake Jensen, Vortex Ten
No activity noted.
FM/CPT
TK-6686, Vortex Eleven
12/14/2003 Attended TIE Corps on-line meeting
FM/LT
Wilq Fastclaw, Vortex Twelve
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 138
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 139
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 140
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 141
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 142
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 143
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 144
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 145
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 146
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 147
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 148
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 149
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 151
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 152
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 153
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 154
12/15/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 155
12/16/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 150
12/16/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 156
12/18/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 157
12/18/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 158
12/18/2003
Completed
TIE-TC 159
Overall:
37 BSF
0 IWATS Courses
5 people lacking in activity
Promotions\Awards\Transfers
No
promotions
Imperial Security Medal (ISM) awadred to LT Tiamat
for Crusader button
Iron Star - Bronze Wings (IS-BW) awadred to LT Tiamat
for Lowscore Hunt competition.
COL
Drax Remlinger transferred from Vortex FM (1-4) to Mantis CMDR
(1-1).
Standings
Fleet
Commander's Honor Guard:
Imperator MAJ
Hunter
3047
in Wing 1st
Gladiator LC Kodiak
Kereban 1337
in Wing 6th (1 up)
Gladiator CPT
Keiran Laserlight 1303
(+30) in
Wing 7th (1 up)
Gladiator LC Drake
Jensen
1187
in Wing 8th (1 up)
Executor LCM
Gruckn Rahn 888
in Wing 11th (1 up)
Executor
CPT TK-6686
754
in Wing 13th (1 up)
Centurion LT Wilq
Fastclaw 402
(+109) in Wing 28th (3 up)
Gallant
LT
Tiamat
245 (+32) in Wing 35th (1
down)
Gallant LCM
Coremy Jertese
218
in
Wing 36th (3 down)
Dragoon LCM
Ambar Killick 120
(+6) in
Wing 42nd (1 up)
Not Rated LT Matsc
Remil
0 in
Wing 51th (1 down)
Combat Ratings:
Veteran
1st LCM
Gruckn Rahn 110 in
Wing 2nd
Officer 4th
CPT TK-6686
39
in Wing 11th
Marksman 2nd LC
Drake Jensen 22 in
Wing 13th
Marksman
4th CPT Keiran Laserlight 11
in Wing
22nd
Certified LC
Kodiak Kereban 7
in Wing 24th
Trainee
LCM Coremy Jertise 2
in Wing 28th (1 down)
Trainee
MAJ Hunter 2 in
Wing 28th (1 down)
Not Rated
LT Matsc Remil 0 in
Wing 34th (3 down)
Not
Rated
LCM Ambar Killick 0 in
Wing 34th (3 down)
Not Rated
LT Tiamat 0
in
Wing 34th (3 down)
Not
Rated
LT Wilq
Fastclaw 0
in
Wing 34th (3 down)
Squadron Roster:
VORTEX
SQUADRON
: Infiltration
COMMANDER: CPT
Keiran Laserlight
(grociuj@poczta.wp.pl)
NICKNAME: Wings of Death
MOTTO: Run and you will only die tired!
HOMEPAGE: http://vortexsquadron.minos.net/
MESSAGE BOARD:
http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=32
FLIGHT
I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The wings of wrath
Motto: Swift death to all
1) C
2) LC Kodiak Kereban (Kodiak_kereban@hotmail.com)
3) LCM Gruckn Rahn (migorka@friko.internet.pl)
4) TBA
FLIGHT
II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The wings of justice
Motto: We shall prevail
1) L
2) LT Matsc Remil (jedimaster1019@wi.rr.com)
3) MAJ Hunter (EH_Hunter@hotmail.com)
4) LCM Coremy Jertese (UCLAbruzin@aol.com)
FLIGHT
III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The wings of balance
Motto: We are the bringers of destruction
1)
LT
Tiamat (tiamat69@interia.pl)
2) LC
Drake Jensen (drakexta@yahoo.com)
3) CPT
TK-6686 (trenton13@hotmail.com)
4) LT
Wilq Fastclaw (wilq@socket.pl)
Squadron Citations:
83TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
TIE-TC Battle 2 - Strike at Calamari
TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
TIE-TC Battle 4 - Recapture Zaarins Technology
TIE-TC Battle 5 - Pirate Uprising
TIE-TC Battle 6 - Destruction
TIE-TC Battle 7 - Betrayal
TIE-TC Battle 8 - Strike Against the Pirates
TIE-TC Battle 9 - Tracking the Defectors
TIE-TC Battle 10 - Battle for the DeathStar
TIE-TC Battle 11 - Renegade Battle
TIE-TC Battle 12 - Jedi Hunt
TIE-TC Battle 13 - Finding the Lakul
TIE-TC Battle 14 - Vader Takes Command
TIE-TC Battle 15 - Special Operations
TIE-TC Battle 16 - Dacian Downfall
TIE-TC Battle 17 - Zaarins Missile Boats
TIE-TC Battle 18 - Interception
TIE-TC Battle 19 - The Tethys Honeymoon
TIE-TC Battle 20 - Escort Carrier Missions
TIE-TC Battle 21 - Break the Sky
TIE-TC Battle 22 - Aftermath
TIE-TC Battle 23 - Daedalus
TIE-TC Battle 24 - Save the Emperors DNA
TIE-TC Battle 25 - Spoils of War
TIE-TC Battle 26 - The Dark Troopers
TIE-TC Battle 28 - Conquest
TIE-TC Battle 29 - Communications Wars
TIE-TC Battle 30 - Save the Emperors Archives
TIE-TC Battle 31 - Hidden Agenda
TIE-TC Battle 32 - Assassinate the Fleet Commander?
TIE-TC Battle 33 - Strike at Incom
TIE-TC Battle 34 - Encounter at Charybdis
TIE-TC Battle 36 - Weekend Retreat
TIE-TC Battle 38 - Deepspace Syndicate
TIE-TC Battle 40 - Deception
TIE-TC Battle 41 - Rebel Demise
TIE-TC Battle 44 - Military Complex Operation
TIE-TC Battle 45 - Traitors
TIE-TC Battle 46 - Back to the Basics
TIE-TC Battle 47 - Get That Rat!
TIE-TC Battle 48 - Ski Hoth - Star Wars Mercenaries
TIE-TC Battle 49 - Construct the Sovereign
TIE-TC Battle 50 - Ackbars Trick
TIE-TC Battle 51 - The Space Supremacy
XvT-TC Battle 2 - Capture of a Murderer
XvT-TC Battle 3 - Preparing for Battle
XvT-TC Battle 4 - Encounter with the Black Sun
XvT-TC Battle 5 - Phoenix Saga
XvT-TC Battle 6 - Wolf Pack Aggression
XvT-TC Battle 7 - The Resupply
XvT-TC Battle 8 - The Loshen Resistance
XvT-TC Battle 9 - The Black Sun Incident
XvT-TC Battle 10 - Abduction of VA Priyum
XvT-TC Battle 11 - Krayt Squadron Training
XvT-TC Battle 12 - Odin's Redemption
XvT-TC Battle 13 - Graduates, Graduate!
XvT-TC Battle 14 - Orion Base Crisis
XvT-TC Battle 16 - Deep strike at K'atalla
XvT-TC Battle 19 - Project B: the Tie Bomber project
XvT-TC Battle 20 - Mysterious People
XvT-TC Battle 21 - Project X: the T-65C A2 project
XvT-TC Battle 22 - Rebel Cargo
XvT-TC Battle 23 - The ASF Fishing Trip
XvT-TC Battle 24 - Princess Tatoka's Meeting
XvT-TC Battle 25 - Wing XV: Echo Squadron
XvT-TC Battle 26 - INT Shire
XvT-TC Battle 31 - Pirate Scouts
XvT-TC Battle 48 - Bravo Company: Training
XWA-TC Battle 1 - Avenger Encounter
XWA-TC Battle 2 - First Contact
XWA-TC Battle 3 - The Darkon Mystery
XWA-TC Battle 4 - Privateer
XWA-TC Battle 5 - Show of Force
XWA-TC Battle 6 - Enemy Defector
XWA-TC Battle 7 - Assault on Chimera
XWA-TC Battle 8 - Hammer to Anvil
XWA-TC Battle 9 - Defection of Kusanagi
XWA-TC Battle 12 - Imperium Deception
XWA-TC Battle 13 - Hammer to Anvil Part II
XWA-TC Battle 14 - The History of the ISD Immortal
XWA-TC Battle 15 - Nasty Surprise
XWA-TC Battle 21 - Ast's Story
Competitions (interesting!)
Vortexian
recruitment competition
Held
by: CPT
Keiran Laserlight
Deadline: 1st January 2004
Rules: Recruit new member to the squadron. From RSV or
from Daedalus. The competition is again on-line! Please concentrate on this
one!
You can win: IS-BR for each member recruited.
Held by: CPT Keiran Laserlight
Deadline: 1st October 2004 (monthly event)
Rules: Standard FCHG race rules. Who earns the most FCHG points in a month wins the prize.
You can win: IS-BW for the most FCHG points earned each month.
Held by: MAJ Vladet Xavier
Deadline: 31th December 2003 (weekly event)
Rules: Find a bug in the Vladet's WSR. Mail him with the bug. Do it faster then everybody else.
You can win: IS-BR for the fastest hunter each week.
TIE Corps on-line trivia on #tiecorps
ASF on-line trivia on #eh_asf
Grey Wolf on-line trivia on #wingxiii
Held by: Somebody chosen by FA Cyric (AD Darskaber)
Deadline: Weekly events held each Sunday night just after IRC TIE Corps meeting (22:00 CET, 16:00 EST) , GW meeting (after TC one) and ASF meeting (after GW one)
Rules: Answer 10 (ASF - 20) questions faster than everybody else. It's easy.
You can win: IS-BR for answering the most questions (IS-SR and IS-BR in ASF and GW)
"How long will Gilad last?" Competition
Held by: MAJ Choosh
Deadline: 4th February 2004
Rules: Place a bet: What day you think our Wing Commander will step down from the spot!
You can win: IS-BR for the closest shoot. If Gilad passes the 4th Feb he'll get the medal.
Sarin's caption cmpetition
Held by: LC Gilad Pelleaeon
Deadline: 31st December 2003
Rules: Enter the link http://www.eotf.net/crawford.jpg given by our WC and think of a funny or a serious quote for it. Each week we play we can win medals.
You can win: IS-SR for the winner, IS-BR for the second
Phoenix Flight 3 Nick/Motto Comp
Held by: MAJ Choosh
Deadline: Passed.. Until results ar posted you can still submit.
Rules: Make a new Motto and Nickname for Phoenix Flight 3.
You can win: IS-BR for the winner
Chronicles characters Competition
Held by: COL Nightmare
Deadline: 31st December 2003
Rules: Make a GFX of yourself for the needs of ASF Chronicles. The Southpark like character designs can be viewed at the Chronicles site ( www.chronicles.minos.net ). best submission wins (of course) . Use flash if you can.
You can win: IS-SR To the best submissions, IS-BR to the 2nd best submission, IS-BR to the most Quality submissions
Best Star Wars/Emperor's Hammer Jokes
Held by: VA Jacob van Novak
Deadline: 2nd January 2004
Rules: Send the best SW jokes, EH jokes you have. Make sure its funny and not hateful.
http://www.emperorshammer.net/reports/report.asp?reportid=12468&staffid=65 for more details.
You can win: 1st gets IS-GR, the second is awarded IS-SR, for the third there is still IS-BR
Vortex CMDR's EH site of the week:
This time site of the week:
EH Memorium
http://memorium.cosmicholonet.org/
Members of the Emperor's Hammer who died on duty have their special place here. Please step in here to give honours to these EH heroes. Site is still under construction. However expect some information soon.
CMDR's Final Notes
Good job on getting me busy. Please don't stop with flying. Anybody who can - recruit pilots - we need new ones - good ones.
"Run and you will only die tired!"
<SALUTE>
Captain
Keiran Laserlight
Vortex Squadron's Commanding Officer
Grey Wolf Commodore's Protector
Wing
Commander's Own
TIE Corps Commander's Own
CMDR/CPT
Keiran Laserlight/Vortex/Wing XIII/ISD Grey
Wolf
BSx3/PCx4/ISM/MoI-BC/IS-3BW-8BR-2SW-9SR/LoC-CSx2-Rx1/COB
[GLDR]
{IWATS-AIM-CBX-ICQ-IIC/1-LIN-M/1/2-SM/3-TT}
Wing
Commander's Own
Vortex
Squadron - November
2003
Vortex
Squadron - October
2003
Crusader Squadron - June 2003
Commodore's Protector
ISD Grey Wolf - November 2003
ISD Grey Wolf - September 2003
ISD Grey Wolf - August 2003
TIE Corps Commander's Own
Wing XIII - November & December 2003
BN/CR-1Ax3
{SA}
"Good looking officer is a good officer"
I will be thankful for any comments at grociuj@poczta.wp.pl.