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Wings of Death
Captain Keiran Laserlight reporting:
New Year fiction!
*** Somewhere
- Is the Operation "Firework" ready? - The guy in the shadow asked. Various voices answered.
- My task was really easy man, It sucked, Done it...
- Indeed Firework ready is!
- Trooper in position... Mission Accomplished sir
- yub yub!
What is the GWSOoM newest plan???
*** ISDII Grey Wolf, new year party
- What time is it?
- 23:50, ten minutes until midnight from my count. I am smart!
- OK, time to prepeare for the final count down.
* 5 minutes later
- Whare is Gilad?
- Who cares?
- Right
* 3 minutes later
- Anybody seen Vance?
- yeah he was here 5 minues ago or so
- oh... where is he now?
- WHO CARES!
*** ISDII Grey Wolf , bridge
"Pff... Time to go down for the party... I am late..." - Gilad thought - "Well let's check if everything is right"
- Computer! Task Force Status
Grey Wolf main task force:
|
ISDII Grey Wolf |
ESC Corrupter |
VSDII Monitor |
M/INT Vertex |
|
| Status |
Shields : 100% Hull : 97 % Weapons:Operational |
Shields : 76% Hull : 100 % Weapons:Operational |
Unknown |
Unknown |
| Other |
Junk compresor damaged |
Out of fireworks |
On mission to Phare system |
On mission to Phare system |
Grey Wolf secondary task force:
|
DREAD Demeter |
A/FRG Implacable |
M/FRG Rage |
FRG Vengeance |
STRKC Essex |
|
| Status |
Shield
100% |
Shield
0% |
Unknown |
Shield
100% |
Shield
100% |
| Other |
Fully Operational |
Shield
Generator destroyed |
On mission to Phare system |
CO injured in |
Fighter Squadron on mission |
- What???!! Stop status view! A/FRG
Implacable Status report!
|
A/FRG Implacable |
Shield 0% | Hull 100% |
Shield
Generator destroyed Crew on leave to planet |
Auto-destruct sequence started ETA 83 seconds |
- Computer! Terminate
Implacable self-destruct sequence! Clearance
code: Gilad Pelleaeon 3492101-Rubber Duck-234
===--- UNABLE TO COMPLY ---===
- err.... what? Oh... the new code.... Terminate
Implacable self-destruct sequence! Clearance
code: Gilad Pelleaeon 3492101-Kinky Monk-234
===--- CODE ACCEPTED ---===
===--- Self-Destruction Sequence terminated ---===
- THIS TIME Monks are dead!
*** back at party
3!
2!
1!
Yeah!
- And now please look at the Firework by the Grey Wolf Secret Order of
Monks!
- I can bet it won't work... It will suck!
- Work it will! Work it must!
- Aye sir!
- yub! yub!
- Gotcha! - Gilad entered the hangar - No fireworks today...
A great explosion outside the ilumination screen shaked the Grey Wolf...
- Yeah it worked!
- It sucked, man
- Indeed! What a wonderfull bang had we!
- Trooper reporting! W00T!
- yub! yub!
- Eh? I will find out what it was next time... What about Implacable
self-destruction!
- Are you kidding?
- Get some rest boss!
- Not monk style would it be!
- Unable to comply sir!
- yub! yub!
- Oh... It wasn't your fault at all... If I only find who was that...
*** A/FRG Implacable, bridge
- I shouldn't push any buttons on the other ships! I shouldn't push any
buttons on the other ships! Never... Oh shoot... I'll better wait for the
Crusader patrol to show up... Gilad is surely angry... HA! I am smart...
Welcome in the new year everybody! 2004! It is really scary... Just imagine that we are all getting older... Bah... I am 17 so I don't care...yet. New Wing Commander is around. Good choice there Gilad! I am back from my short leave. Nohing happened. Guys you should realy visit mountains from time to time. ;)
Some
interesting NEWS:
- Fleet
1.
EH gets good positions in Weeks of War. Second in XvT and First in XWA. All
that by the ASF members... mainly Avengers
2. Fly the XWA WoW! for your healt! Or just listen to your beloved VA!
3. AD Jacob van Novak is around. Contact him if you're not feeling well!
4. Operation man send his New Year wishes. Give us more medals ;P
- ASF/Ship/Wing
1. ASF Chronicles Episode 1 Part 3 will be at www.chronicles.minos.net
soon. Waiting... Waiting...
2. Yoda is the Grey Wolf Wing Commander ... which mean another monk with
power...!
3. Ship is at 62. 11 to get a full roster. Can we suceed?
4. Yoda is collecting data for the Grey Wolf newsletter. Please send nim
anything you have there...
5. Sarin's Caption Competition completed. Trent got First! I Got Second!
6. I don't beleve... BGROUP reports!
- Squadron
1.
LCM Tiamat got his first A-CMDR job... nothing happened at all... the
second leave I will take is from 18th January...
2.
The activity in the squadron is low nothing to worry however.
3(!). Please note myself about any kinds of activity you're doing. If you take
a part in competitions not held by me please let me know. CC me all of your
Fictions and graphics. Do it for yourselves not for me. (!)
4. New year is here... happy new year... See you in ther roster next year!
5. We've got a new messageboard. It's located at http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=32.
Please post there if anything interesting appears. Please do not
spam...
Contact
info
CMDR/CPT
Keiran Laserlight, Vortex Leader
IRC,
e-mail, messageboards, GG
FM/LC Kodiak Kereban, Vortex Two
IRC, e-mail
FM/LCM
Gruckn Rahn, Vortex Three
No
contact. Extened leave. Bouncing e-mail adress
FL/LCM Ambar Kilick, Vortex Five
IRC
FM/LT
Matsc Remil, Vortex Six
No
contact this week. Please report in ASAP Matsc!
FM/MAJ Hunter, Vortex Seven
No contact. Currently On leave.
FL/LCM Tiamat, Vortex Nine(XO)
IRC, e-mail, GG and Messageboards
FM/LT Quat'r Zax, Vortex Ten
IRC, e-mail, GG
FM/CPT TK-6686, Vortex Eleven
IRC, Messageboards - your E-mail is bouncing!
FM/LT Wilq Fastclaw, Vortex Twelve
Overall:
6 on IRC
1 in e-mail contact
1 out of contact
2 on leave
*** You should know that already that I really prefer IRC activity - as a primary source of contact. The IRC is a shareware program - everybody can get it to try. Click the link www.mirc.com to find more. E-mail, messageboard or other stuff is only an addition - good to have them but for me IRC is the most important of course.
Tour of duty
CMDR/CPT
Keiran Laserlight, Vortex Leader
12/26/2003 Submited the WSR #15
12/29/2003 Received 1x Legion of Combat for
[XvT] Christmas Combat Exercises
12/29/2003 Received Iron Star - Silver Ribbon
for ASF on-line Trivia
12/29/2003 Received Iron Star - Silver Ribbon
for ASF on-line Trivia
12/29/2003 Received Iron Star - Silver Ribbon
for ASF on-line Trivia
12/29/2003 Received Iron Star - Bronze Ribbon
for ASF on-line Trivia
12/29/2003 Received Iron Star - Bronze Ribbon
for Sarin's Caption comp
12/29/2003 Received Imperial Security Medal
for Hosting ASF Trivia
FM/LC Kodiak Kereban, Vortex Two
12/29/2003
Received Iron Star - Silver Ribbon for ASF on-line Trivia
12/29/2003 Received Iron Star - Silver Ribbon
for ASF on-line Trivia
12/29/2003
Received Imperial Security Medal for Hosting ASF Trivia
FM/LCM Gruckn Rahn, Vortex Three
On leave
FL/LCM
Ambar Kilick, Vortex Five
no activity
FM/LT
Matsc Remil, Vortex Six
No
activity.
FM/MAJ Hunter, Vortex Seven
On Leave.
FL/LCM Tiamat,
Vortex Nine
(XO)
12/26/2003 Completed XvT-TC 1
12/26/2003 Completed XvT-TC
11
12/29/2003 Submitted a design of new Internet
Office's Site
12/29/2003
Received Imperial Security Medal for making a new Crusader banner
1/1/2004 Completed XvT-TC
15
1/1/2004 Completed XvT-TC
16
1/1/2004
Completed XvT-TC
17
1/1/2004 Completed XvT-TC
18
1/1/2004
Completed XvT-TC
27
1/1/2004
Completed XvT-TC
29
1/1/2004
Completed XvT-TC
30
1/1/2004
Completed XvT-TC
31
FM/LT
Quat'r Zax, Vortex Ten
12/27/2003 Completed the Rebellion Tactics (RT) IWATS Course.
Scored 100 %
FM/CPT
TK-6686, Vortex Eleven
12/29/2003
Received Iron Star - Silver Ribbon for Sarin's Caption comp
FM/LT
Wilq Fastclaw, Vortex Twelve
no activity
Overall:
10 BSF
1 IWATS Courses
3 people lacking in activity
Promotions\Awards\Transfers
No promotions
Imperial Security Medal awarded to
LCM Tiamat for
making of Crusader banner
Imperial
Security Medal awarded to
LC Kodiak Kereban
for Hosting ASF Trivia
Imperial Security Medal awarded to CPT Keiran Laserlight
for Hosting ASF Trivia
Iron
Star - Silver Ribbon awarded
to
CPT TK-6686
for Sarin's Caption comp
Iron Star - Silver Ribbon awarded
to LC Kodiak Kereban
for ASF on-line Trivia
Iron Star - Silver Ribbon awarded
to LC Kodiak Kereban
for ASF on-line Trivia
Iron Star - Silver Ribbon awarded
to CPT Keiran Laserlight
for ASF on-line Trivia
Iron Star - Silver Ribbon awarded to CPT Keiran Laserlight
for ASF on-line Trivia
Iron Star - Silver Ribbon awarded
to CPT Keiran Laserlight
for ASF on-line Trivia
Iron
Star - Bronze Ribbon awarded
to CPT Keiran Laserlight
for Sarin's Caption comp
Iron Star - Bronze Ribbon awarded
to CPT Keiran Laserlight
for ASF on-line
Trivia
Legion of
Combat awarded to CPT Keiran Laserlight for [XvT] Christmas
Combat Exercises
No
transfers
Standings
Fleet
Commander's Honor Guard:
Imperator MAJ
Hunter
3047
in Wing 1st
Gladiator LC Kodiak
Kereban 1337
in Wing 6th
Gladiator CPT
Keiran Laserlight 1325
(+1) in
Wing 7th
Executor LCM
Gruckn Rahn 888
in Wing 10th
Executor
CPT TK-6686
757
in Wing 13th (1 down)
Centurion LT Wilq
Fastclaw 415
in Wing 25th
Paladin
LCM
Tiamat
308 (+50) in Wing 31st (1
up)
Dragoon LCM
Ambar Killick 121
in
Wing 38th
Not Rated LT Matsc
Remil
0 in
Wing 48th (1 down)
Not Rated LT
Quat'r Zax
0 in
Wing 48th (1 down)
Combat Ratings:
Veteran
1st LCM
Gruckn Rahn 110 in
Wing 2nd
Officer 4th
CPT TK-6686
39
in Wing 11th
Marksman
4th CPT Keiran Laserlight 14
(+1) in Wing 18th
Certified LC
Kodiak Kereban 7
in Wing 21st
Trainee
MAJ Hunter 2 in
Wing 25th
Not Rated
LT Matsc Remil 0 in
Wing 31st (1 down)
Not
Rated
LCM Ambar Killick 0 in
Wing 31st (1 down)
Not Rated
LCM Tiamat
0
in
Wing 31st (1 down)
Not
Rated
LT Wilq
Fastclaw 0
in
Wing 31st (1 down)
Not Rated
LT Quat'r Zax 0 in
Wing 31st
(1 down)
Squadron Roster:
VORTEX
SQUADRON
: Infiltration
COMMANDER: CPT
Keiran Laserlight
(grociuj@poczta.wp.pl)
NICKNAME: Wings of Death
MOTTO: Run and you will only die tired!
HOMEPAGE: http://vortexsquadron.minos.net/
MESSAGE BOARD:
http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=32
FLIGHT
I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The wings of wrath
Motto: Swift death to all
1) C
2) LC Kodiak Kereban (Kodiak_kereban@hotmail.com)
3) LCM Gruckn Rahn (migorka@friko.internet.pl)
4) TBA
FLIGHT
II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The wings of justice
Motto: We shall prevail
1) L
2) LT Matsc Remil (jedimaster1019@wi.rr.com)
3) MAJ Hunter (EH_Hunter@hotmail.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT
III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The wings of balance
Motto: We are the bringers of destruction
1)
2) LT Quat'r Zax (p.pacewicz@csk.pl)
3) CPT TK-6686 (trenton13@hotmail.com)
4) LT Wilq Fastclaw (wilq@socket.pl)
Squadron Citations:
93 (+8)TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
TIE-TC Battle 2 - Strike at Calamari
TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
TIE-TC Battle 4 - Recapture Zaarins Technology
TIE-TC Battle 5 - Pirate Uprising
TIE-TC Battle 6 - Destruction
TIE-TC Battle 7 - Betrayal
TIE-TC Battle 8 - Strike Against the Pirates
TIE-TC Battle 9 - Tracking the Defectors
TIE-TC Battle 10 - Battle for the DeathStar
TIE-TC Battle 11 - Renegade Battle
TIE-TC Battle 12 - Jedi Hunt
TIE-TC Battle 13 - Finding the Lakul
TIE-TC Battle 14 - Vader Takes Command
TIE-TC Battle 15 - Special Operations
TIE-TC Battle 16 - Dacian Downfall
TIE-TC Battle 17 - Zaarins Missile Boats
TIE-TC Battle 18 - Interception
TIE-TC Battle 19 - The Tethys Honeymoon
TIE-TC Battle 20 - Escort Carrier Missions
TIE-TC Battle 21 - Break the Sky
TIE-TC Battle 22 - Aftermath
TIE-TC Battle 23 - Daedalus
TIE-TC Battle 24 - Save the Emperors DNA
TIE-TC Battle 25 - Spoils of War
TIE-TC Battle 26 - The Dark Troopers
TIE-TC Battle 27 - (X)-Wings of Glory
TIE-TC Battle 28 - Conquest
TIE-TC Battle 29 - Communications Wars
TIE-TC Battle 30 - Save the Emperors Archives
TIE-TC Battle 31 - Hidden Agenda
TIE-TC Battle 32 - Assassinate the Fleet Commander?
TIE-TC Battle 33 - Strike at Incom
TIE-TC Battle 34 - Encounter at Charybdis
TIE-TC Battle 36 - Weekend Retreat
TIE-TC Battle 38 - Deepspace Syndicate
TIE-TC Battle 40 - Deception
TIE-TC Battle 41 - Rebel Demise
TIE-TC Battle 44 - Military Complex Operation
TIE-TC Battle 45 - Traitors
TIE-TC Battle 46 - Back to the Basics
TIE-TC Battle 47 - Get That Rat!
TIE-TC Battle 48 - Ski Hoth - Star Wars Mercenaries
TIE-TC Battle 49 - Construct the Sovereign
TIE-TC Battle 50 - Ackbars Trick
TIE-TC Battle 51 - The Space Supremacy
XvT-TC Battle 1 - The Verpine Encounter
XvT-TC Battle 2 - Capture of a Murderer
XvT-TC Battle 3 - Preparing for Battle
XvT-TC Battle 4 - Encounter with the Black Sun
XvT-TC Battle 5 - Phoenix Saga
XvT-TC Battle 6 - Wolf Pack Aggression
XvT-TC Battle 7 - The Resupply
XvT-TC Battle 8 - The Loshen Resistance
XvT-TC Battle 9 - The Black Sun Incident
XvT-TC Battle 10 - Abduction of VA Priyum
XvT-TC Battle 11 - Krayt Squadron Training
XvT-TC Battle 12 - Odin's Redemption
XvT-TC Battle 13 - Graduates, Graduate!
XvT-TC Battle 14 - Orion Base Crisis
XvT-TC Battle 15 - The Cattle Groups: The Search for Dodgy Dairy
XvT-TC Battle 16 - Deep strike at K'atalla
XvT-TC Battle 17 - The Burning Season
XvT-TC Battle 18 - The Scarlet Fleet
XvT-TC Battle 19 - Project B: the Tie Bomber project
XvT-TC Battle 20 - Mysterious People
XvT-TC Battle 22 - Rebel Cargo
XvT-TC Battle 23 - The ASF Fishing Trip
XvT-TC Battle 24 - Princess Tatoka's Meeting
XvT-TC Battle 25 - Wing XV: Echo Squadron
XvT-TC Battle 26 - INT Shire
XvT-TC Battle 29 - Super Elite Encounter
XvT-TC Battle 31 - Pirate Scouts
XvT-TC Battle 32 - Wing XIV: WC Trouble
XvT-TC Battle 37 - Intrepid to the Rescue
XvT-TC Battle 39 - Wing XV: Scorpion Squadron
XvT-TC Battle 41 - More Power Part I
XvT-TC Battle 42 - More Power Part II
XvT-TC Battle 43 - More Power Part III
XWA-TC Battle 1 - Avenger Encounter
XWA-TC Battle 2 - First Contact
XWA-TC Battle 3 - The Darkon Mystery
XWA-TC Battle 4 - Privateer
XWA-TC Battle 5 - Show of Force
XWA-TC Battle 6 - Enemy Defector
XWA-TC Battle 7 - Assault on Chimera
XWA-TC Battle 8 - Hammer to Anvil
XWA-TC Battle 9 - Defection of Kusanagi
XWA-TC Battle 12 - Imperium Deception
XWA-TC Battle 13 - Hammer to Anvil Part II
XWA-TC Battle 14 - The History of the ISD Immortal
XWA-TC Battle 15 - Nasty Surprise
XWA-TC Battle 21 - Ast's Story
Competitions (interesting!)
Held by: CPT Keiran Laserlight
Deadline: 1st October 2004 (monthly event)
Rules: Standard FCHG race rules. Who earns the most FCHG points in a month wins the prize.
You can win: IS-BW for the most FCHG points earned each month.
Held by: MAJ Vladet Xavier
Deadline: 31th March 2004 (weekly event)
Rules: Find a bug in the Vladet's WSR. Mail him with the bug. Do it faster then everybody else.
You can win: IS-BR for the fastest hunter each week.
TIE Corps on-line trivia on #tiecorps
ASF on-line trivia on #eh_asf
Grey Wolf on-line trivia on #wingxiii
Held by: Somebody chosen by FA Cyric (AD Darskaber)
Deadline: Weekly events held each Sunday night just after IRC TIE Corps meeting (22:00 CET, 16:00 EST) , GW meeting (after TC one) and ASF meeting (after GW one)
Rules: Answer 10 (ASF - 20) questions faster than everybody else. It's easy.
You can win: IS-BR for answering the most questions (IS-SR and IS-BR in ASF and GW)
Sarin's caption competition
Held by: RA Gilad Pelleaeon
Deadline: 3rd January
Rules: Enter the link http://www.eotf.net/stop.jpg given by our COM and think of a funny or a serious quote for it. Each week we play we can win medals.
You can win: IS-SR for the winner, IS-BR for the second
Held by: RA Gilad Pelleaeon
Deadline: 3rd January
Rules: Make a new baner for the ship!
You can win: IS-SR for the winner, IS-BR for the second
Best Star Wars/Emperor's Hammer Jokes
Held
by: AD Jacob van Novak
Deadline: 2nd January 2004
Rules: Send the best SW jokes, EH jokes you have. Make sure
its funny and not hateful.
http://www.emperorshammer.net/reports/report.asp?reportid=12468&staffid=65
for more details.
You can win: 1st
gets IS-GR, the second is awarded IS-SR, for the third there is still IS-BR
Held by: RA Gilad Pelleaeon (AD Darksaber)
Deadline: each round of the Weeks of War is a round ;)
Rules: Start in the Weeks of War - we're the ASF - multiplayer is what we have to do ;)
You can win:
IS-GW for the best ASFer, IS-SW for the second, IS-BW for the third
IS-GW for best overall (all clubs), IS-SW for second overall, IS-BW for third overall
IS-SW for the best GWer in each WoW, IS-BW for the second
Vortex
CMDR's EH site of the week:
CMDR's Final
Notes
Supremacy Competition is near. Get your hardware and software ready!
Flying is of the essence! Fly!
Fly like hell for December esults will be posted in the next report.
A nice fiction competition will be out soon!
Happy new year!
"Run and you will only die tired!"
<SALUTE>
Captain
Keiran Laserlight
Vortex Squadron's Commanding Officer
CMDR/CPT
Keiran Laserlight/Vortex/Wing XIII/ISD Grey
Wolf
BSx3/PCx4/ISMx2/MoI-BC/IS-3BW-10BR-2SW-12SR/LoC-CSx2-Rx4/CoB/OV
[GLDR] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-ICQ-IIC/1-LIN-M/1/2-SM/3-TT}
Wing
Commander's Own
Vortex
Squadron - November
2003
Vortex
Squadron - October
2003
Crusader Squadron - June 2003
Commodore's Protector
ISD Grey Wolf - November 2003
ISD Grey Wolf - September 2003
ISD Grey Wolf - August 2003
TIE Corps Commander's Own
Wing XIII - November & December 2003
SOE/BN/CR-1Ax3
{SA}
"Good looking officer is a good officer"
I will be thankful for any comments at grociuj@poczta.wp.pl.