Tau Report # 0 (2002-12-28)

This report was submitted by GN Kaerner


Update 021228
As reported by Colonel Reinthaler

The Commander is on leave visiting the old folks until the 2nd, so I'll report as the non-appointed acting commander of this pansy squad. I managed to steal Kae's stateroom keys, so be sure to raid his liquor stash again. I call dibs on the book of pink stickers.

Not a whole lot of activity this week. In fact I'm under the impression that Yacks and Fel are AWOL. If you see them, shoot them on site. And kick Fel in the groin. He likes it.

There's been a LOT of competitions going on, even with the holidays, so it's pretty easy to catch a quick game. Check them out at http://www.emperorshammer.net/combat/ I myself even flew in the Eurocomp and got my butt reamed (13-21) by a guy from Avenger. Motivating, isn't it! Now it's your turn!

Not like you people care, but I'll be on leave from the 31st to 9th to get drunk and laid in California. I'll bring some of the tau html files with me to keep the site updated though.

Have a great alcohol-free new years eve! Practice abstinence!

Col. V. Reinthaler
Acting El Commandoro

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