-=Inferno Squadron Weekly Report=-®

-Dirty Philosophy-

First off, I was thinking one night before ultimately falling asleep and came to the following conclusion: " I want to be a dog". You might find yourselves snickering at that last line or just rolling your eyes. And where you should not! I urge you to listen on or rather read on, since this is writting not sound. Nevermind.
I'm thinking, and in a few moments, I will fall asleep for 6 hours like I do more than 300 days a year. My body asks for 10 hours but this silly society in which I live in, obliges me to wake up otherwise I'll end up not going to work/school/other. I have to go to work, school, other every day otherwise I'll end up on the streets in no time. I have to make food everyday otherwise I'll starve and actually work for the food otherwise I'll starve. Now you may see where all this is going.
A dog. When called a dog, a human being automaticaly feels insulted. And where they should not! For a dog doesen't have to wake to go to work, or work to feed himself and maintain a healthy marriage. He can sleep the amount of time his body asks. He doesen't have to worry about ending up on the streets unless of course he has been abandonned or lives with a homeless person. While we consider dogs inferior to us because we've adopted them and hold a leash around their neck, they ironicaly hold a leash around our necks. Who takes them outside to play ball or catch the stick? Who wakes up to make and serve them food? Who pays for their medical treatments? We are the slaves to these animals and they're laughing at us, and why shouldn't they? We do everything for them. They eat everyday without lifting a finger, play around in parks, dig holes, smell other dogs's you know what, swim in ponds, enjoy intercourse when master isn't watching... Hell they have a great life! They get stroked nearly 24 hours a day, which is our equivalent of a massage. Imagine being massaged 24 hours a day, without even paying a penny! They get to do everything we all dream off with no effort at all, while we go out their working our asses off without being sure how we'll end up in the future.

-Now moving to more appropriate matters. Activity this week was quite low for Inferno standards, even I have been slacking of this week. But no more! I have set up two new comps this week, and I urge all of you to take a look and participate in what you can.

-Oh and btw, while I'm writting this report, I'm enjoying a nice lemon and vanilla cake with cocunut bits

-There's a topic about a revamp on the MBs. There's also something else about websites too. Its all under the emperor's hammer forum.

-COO website fixed, together with the 24/7 submission form. If you fly the occaisional MP match, http://coo.emperorshammer.net is the new place to go to report.

-There's a new poll in your admin survey center about your thoughts on how EP III is going to be. So what do you think?

-ISD Grey Wolf COM, Ass Admiral Pickled Yoda has been promoted to Vice Admiral.

-People wanting to help out running the EH booth during Celebration 3 need to e-mail AD Joe the RO, fairly quick. The celeb 3 site is: http://www.starwarscelebration.com

-New TAC staff needed. Check ehtc.org for details on how to become a Tactical Surveyor (beta tester) or Tactician (correcter).

-Newsletter 106 has been released. The pic on the welcome page is pretty awesome, check it out:

-Flight Office has been moved to http://flightoffice.ehnet.org

-VA Bubba no longer VA Bubba. Oh noooo, it is now AD Bubba! :P Wooooozaaaaa

-COL Bill Kelso has been awarded an IS-SR for his joint win in the "Locke vs MAJ Locke" comp!

Oh and by the way, that cake was exquisite.

That's it.