Beta Squad Report
June 12, 2004

NEWS
-Squad patch still in the works

-We are in dire need of pilots.....recruit friends if you have to...just get us more pilots

-Congratz to Epsilon for placing in the sl2004 Quarterfinals for all platforms....may they make it to the finals....DRINKS ON THEM!

Transfers
none

Promos
None

Medals
none

IWATS

Empty aint it

Activity

CM Conker
Cmdr Stuff

LT Firzam Coldsteel
Flew some stuff, emaild cmdr

LT Miles Teg
On LOA untell further notice



CPT Death Angel


AIM

Comps

Something in the works...

Orders

-FLY! Fly as many missions and battles as you can to try and kill the cmdr

-Take some IWATS courses
-Make sure Conker knows your Alive, email him, aim, irc, slide a note under his door, or anything else to lt him know your alive
-Recruit...get us more pilots <--top priority

-If You Arent Already, get on the message boards

Roster

BETA SQUADRON OF WING I : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
BANNER: beta.jpg
HOMEPAGE: http://beta.squadron.org

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
2) LT Firzam Coldsteel (lothar_mcknight@lycos.com)
3) LT Miles Teg (nathan@usscelt.org)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) TBA2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
1) CPT Death Angel (Nykyos4@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

And Now...The Joke Of The Week!!

A old woman answered her doorbell to find a telegram delivery boy. "Oh, boy! I've always wanted a singing telegram!" The boy replied, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but this isn't a singing telegram, it's just a regular telegram." The woman, obviously disappointed, sighed and said, "Please couldn't you sing it to me anyway? After all, I'm 93 years old and this may be my last chance ever to get a singing telegram." The boy said, "Well, ma'am, it's not the right kind of telegram, and I don't sing very well, but if you insist." The woman claps her hands in delight. "Okay! Go!!" The delivery boy cleared his throat and started, "Da, dat, da, dat, dat, dat. Your sis- ter's dead!"

CMDR/CM Conker/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
PC/ISM/IS-1BR-1SR/CoL/CoB/OV-2E [DRAG] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-M/1-SM/3}