Beta Squad Report
June 5, 2004

NEWS
-Squad patch still in the works

-We are in dire need of pilots.....recruit friends if you have to...just get us more pilots

-Activity somewhat improved from last week

Transfers
none

Promos
None

Medals
none

IWATS

Empty aint it

Activity

CM Conker
Cmdr Stuff

LT Firzam Coldsteel
Flew some stuff, emaild cmdr

LT Miles Teg
On LOA untell further notice



CPT Death Angel


AIM

Comps

-Sovereign Fiction and Flying http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1464 Alert!!!!
The SSSD Sovereign Has just been ordered to a an unknown planetary system in the Outer Rim Regions of the galaxy.
Your assignment is to write a fictional story based on the following data, it can be from two (2) to twelve (12) pages long and and must include four (4) missions in detail, all wings of the SSSD Sovereign must be used and the EH craft and limited to the craft assigned to the Sovereign including it's support craft this data is available at the Science Office Order of Battle. The enemy information is completely at your discretion including all craft and planetary systems. The winning story will be used for the plot line in phase two of this competition! Please send submissions to FWCJR@hotmail.com in a zipped attachment in text format.
The Training Office link for this Competition is http://www.emperorshammer.net/competiti ons/details.asp?ID=1464
Good luck pilots,

Orders

-FLY! Fly as many missions and battles as you can to try and kill the cmdr

-Take some IWATS courses
-Make sure Conker knows your Alive, email him, aim, irc, slide a note under his door, or anything else to lt him know your alive
-Recruit...get us more pilots <--top priority

-If You Arent Already, get on the message boards

Roster

BETA SQUADRON OF WING I : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
BANNER: beta.jpg
HOMEPAGE: http://beta.squadron.org

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
2) LT Firzam Coldsteel (lothar_mcknight@lycos.com)
3) LT Miles Teg (nathan@usscelt.org)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) TBA2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
1) CPT Death Angel (Nykyos4@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

And Now...The Joke Of The Week!!

It was a slow day at the Pearly Gates, so St. Peter decided to learn the cause of death of everyone seeking entry. Suddenly three men arrived in quick succession. St. Peter asked the first man, "How did you die?" The man replied, "Oh, it was awful. I was so certain my wife was having an affair that I came home from work early to catch her in the act. Sure enough, she was in bed in the middle of the afternoon, but all alone. I searched our apartment everywhere, but couldn't find him. Then I went out on our balcony and there was a man, hanging over the railing. I hit his hands until he fell, but some bushes broke his fall. So, I rolled our refrigerator outside and pushed it over the railing on top of him. All that exertion gave me a heart attack and I died." St. Peter shook his head. "Wow, that's quite a story." He turned to the second man. "How did you die?" "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing my exercises on the balcony of my apartment when I twisted my ankle and fell over the rail. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below ours, but then some maniac came out and pounded on my fingers until I fell. Luckily, I landed in some bushes. But then a refrigerator fell on me!" St. Peter chuckled, "That's a unique story, too." He then asked the third man, "How did you die?" "Okay, picture this: there I was, sitting naked inside a refrigerator...."

CMDR/CM Conker/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
PC/ISM/IS-1BR-1SR/CoL/CoB/OV-2E [DRAG] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-M/1-SM/3}