Beta Squad Report
April 24, 2004

NEWS
-Current projects of squad banner and squad patch being implemented

-Still trying to recruit more pilots....get out there and find some freash meat.

-CMDR celebrates his 27th b-day...drinks on him

Transfers
None

Promos
None

Medals
none

IWATS

None

Activity

CM Conker
Commander stuff

LT Firzam Coldsteel
Emaild cmdr

LT Ripard Teg
Emaild cmdr

CM Sirik Xirok
IRC, Back from LOA



CPT Death Angel


no Contact

Comps

-Sovereign Fiction and Flying http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1464
-SL2004...Fly TIE-FREE #185, XvT-FREE Battle #138, XWA-FREE #113


Orders

-FLY!

-Take some IWATS courses
-Make sure Conker knows your Alive
-Recruit...get us more pilots

Roster

BETA SQUADRON OF WING I : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
BANNER: beta.jpg
HOMEPAGE: http://beta.squadron.org

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
2) LT Firzam Coldsteel (lothar_mcknight@lycos.com)
3) LT Ripard Teg (nathan@usscelt.org)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Sirik Xirok (shadowfighter1089@yahoo.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
1) CPT Death Angel (Nykyos4@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

And Now...The Joke Of The Week!!
An otherwise happily married couple's only friction was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. He was loud enough to wake his wife, make her eyes water, and gasp for air. She begged him every morning to stop, but he said he couldn't and it was natural. "You should see a doctor, then, because someday you're going to blow your guts out." Then, one Thanksgiving morning when she arose early to prepare the turkey while he slept in, the turkey innards, neck, gizzard, liver and spare parts gave her a malicious idea. She carried that mess upstairs, gently pulled back the covers, stretched out the elastic waistband of his boxers, emptied the entire bowl inside, and sneaked back downstairs. She later heard him awaken with his usual trumpeting, but this time it was followed by a bloodcurdling scream. She laughed so hard she cried! "That ought to make up for my years of torture!" she thought. Twenty minutes later her husband entered the kitchen with a look of horror on his face, still wearing his stained underwear. She had to bite her lip as she asked, "Honey, what's wrong?" He said, "I should have listened to you. All these years you've warned me." "About what?" "You always said that someday I'd end up farting my guts out and this morning it finally happened. But, by the grace of God and some Vaseline, I think I got most of it back inside!"


CMDR/CM Conker/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
PC/ISM/IS-1BR-1SR/CoL/CoB/OV-2E [DRAG] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-M/1-SM/3}