Beta Squad Report
April 17, 2004

NEWS
-Current projects of squad banner and squad patch being implemented

-Still trying to recruit more pilots....get out there and find some freash meat.

Transfers
None

Promos
None

Medals
The Iron Star - Silver Ribbon has been awarded to:
CMDR/CM Conker/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign

First place with 203 points in #Emperor's_Hammer post-meeting trivia, 10 April 2004



IWATS

None

Activity

CM Conker
Commander stuff

LT Firzam Coldsteel
No Contact

LT Ripard Teg
No Contact

CM Sirik Xirok
IRC, On leave untell next friday



CPT Death Angel
Talked on AIM

Comps

-SL2004...next round comming


Orders
-FLY!
-Make sure Conker knows your Alive
-Recruit...get us more pilots

Roster

BETA SQUADRON OF WING I : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
BANNER: beta.jpg
HOMEPAGE: http://beta.squadron.org

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
2) LT Firzam Coldsteel (lothar_mcknight@lycos.com)
3) LT Ripard Teg (nathan@usscelt.org)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Sirik Xirok (shadowfighter1089@yahoo.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
1) CPT Death Angel (Nykyos4@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

And Now...The Joke Of The Week!!
A dog walked into a butcher shop with a piece of paper in his teeth. The butcher read the note, "Please send me 6 steaks and a dozen sausages. The dog has the money." The butcher removed the money from a small purse around the dog's neck, put the steaks, the sausages and the change in a bag, and put it in the dog's teeth. The curious butcher decided to see where the dog went. It walked to the end of the block, waited for the light to change, looked both ways, crossed the street, walked to a stop, looked at the route map, and sat down to wait for the bus. One bus stopped, but it wasn't his bus, so the dog kept waiting. When the proper bus arrived, the dog climbed in, and so did the butcher. After a while, the dog left the bus, walked a few blocks to a nice house, stood on its hind legs, and rang the doorbell. No one answered. The dog climbed the fence, ran to the backdoor, and, since there was no doorbell, scratched at the door. Finally, an angry man opened the door, yelled obscenities at the dog and swung at it. The butcher saw this and cried, "My God, man! Don't beat that dog! He's a genius!" The angry man replied, "Genius? Ha! This is the second time this week he forgot his house key!"




CMDR/CM Conker/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
PC/ISM/IS-1BR-1SR/CoL/CoB/OV-2E [DRAG] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-M/1-SM/3}