Beta Squad Report
April 10, 2004

NEWS
-Current projects of squad banner and squad patch being implemented

-Sirik hard at work filling in the web page. http://www.minos.net/~sirik/beta/home.htm Its a bit bare right now, but a great start. If you have pictures, comments, ideas, or other content, please send them to him.

Transfers
None

Promos
None

Medals
none

Activity

CM Conker
Commander stuff

LT Firzam Coldsteel
No Contact

LT Ripard Teg
No Contact

CM Sirik Xirok
IRC, Hard at work on the web page



CPT Death Angel
Talked on AIM

Comps

-SL2004. Fly TIE-FREE #235, XvT-FREE #139, and/or XWA-FREE #111 and get em to me by the 15th


Orders
-FLY!
-Make sure Conker knows your Alive
-Recruit...get us more pilots

Roster

BETA SQUADRON OF WING I : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
BANNER: beta.jpg
HOMEPAGE: http://beta.squadron.org

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
2) LT Firzam Coldsteel (lothar_mcknight@lycos.com)
3) LT Ripard Teg (nathan@usscelt.org)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Sirik Xirok (shadowfighter1089@yahoo.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
1) CPT Death Angel (Nykyos4@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

And Now...The Joke Of The Week!!



A stressed-out woman driving an SUV was tailgating a man driving a small car down a busy street. When the man stopped at a yellow light, the woman went berserk, screamed, honked her horn, and flipped off the poor guy -- all because she didn't get to race through the yellow light behind him. As she cursed away, there was a tap on her window and she turned to see a very serious police officer. He ordered her to exit the car with her hands up, hauled her off to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and locked in a cell. After several hours, she was taken back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He explained, "I'm sorry for the mistake, lady, but when I pulled up behind you and you were blowing your horn, giving the finger, and cussing up a blue streak. Then I noticed your 'Choose Life' license plate frame, your 'What Would Jesus Do?" bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' sign in your rear window, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on your trunk and I naturally assumed the car was stolen!"

CMDR/CM Conker/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
PC/ISM/IS-1BR/CoL/CoB/OV-2E [DRAG] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-M/1-SM/3}