Beta Squad Report
March 27, 2004

NEWS
-Current projects of web page, squad banner and squad patch being implemented

-Special thanks to LT. Serin Jansj of Rho Squad for coding the new report layout

Transfers
None

Promos
Ripard Teg Promoted To LT. Drinks Are On Him

Medals
none

Activity

CM Conker
Commander stuff

LT Firzam Coldsteel
Email, Sent cmdr mottos and nicknames

LT Ripard Teg
Email

CM Sirik Xirok
emaild cmdr, irc

CPT Death Angel
Talked on AIM

Comps

-SL2004. Fly Tie-Free 245, XvT-Free 159, and XWA-Free 109. get em toto me by april 2nd
-Comp with another squad in the works stay tuned.

Orders
-FLY!
-Make sure Conker knows your Alive
-Recruit...get us more pilots

Roster

BETA SQUADRON OF WING I : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
BANNER: beta.jpg
HOMEPAGE: http://beta.squadron.org

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
2) LT Firzam Coldsteel (lothar_mcknight@lycos.com)
3) LT Ripard Teg (nathan@usscelt.org)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Sirik Xirok (shadowfighter1089@yahoo.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
1) CPT Death Angel (Nykyos4@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

And Now...The Joke Of The Week!!

A man opened a new business in a small town selling only drum sets and guns. After a few weeks, his neighbor paid him a visit. "So how's your weird business going?" "What do you mean, 'weird'?" "Because you sell only drum sets and guns!" "So?" "Well, then let me ask this: what do you sell more of, drum sets or guns?" "It's about even. It seems like every time somebody buys his kid a drum set, one of his neighbors buys a gun!"

CMDR/CM Conker/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
PC/ISM/IS-1BR/CoL/CoB/OV-2E [DRAG] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-M/1-SM/3}