Beta Squad Report

March 20, 2004

NEWS
-Conker appointed Commander of beta.
-Current projects of web page, squad banner and squad patch being implemented

Transfers
-CM. Conker transferred in from Rho
-SL. Ripard Teg Joined from Daedalus

Promos
Conker promoted to CM

Medals


Activity


CM Conker
Commander stuff

LT Firzam Coldsteel
Flew for SL2004, emailed cmdr

SL Ripard Teg
No contact

CM Sirik Xirok
emaild cmdr, irc

CPT Death Angel
No Contact

Comps

-Next round of sl2004 starting soon, i expect you all to fly=P

Orders

-FLY!
-Make sure Conker knows your Alive
-Recruit...get us more pilots
Roster

BETA SQUADRON OF WING I : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
BANNER: beta.jpg
HOMEPAGE: http://beta.squadron.org


FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
2) LT Firzam Coldsteel (lothar_mcknight@lycos.com)
3) SL Ripard Teg (nathan@usscelt.org)
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Sirik Xirok (shadowfighter1089@yahoo.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
1) CPT Death Angel (Nykyos4@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

And Now...The Joke Of The Week!!

A little old lady answered the knock at her front door and found a well-dressed young man with a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," he said. "I'd like to demonstrate for you the very best in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I can't afford a new vacuum." Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be so hasty!" he said, pushing his way past her. "At least watch my demonstration." And with that, he dumped a bucket of dried horse manure on her carpet. "If my vacuum doesn't remove every trace of this from your carpet, Ma'am, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and grinned. "Well, sonny, I hope you've got a good appetite because this morning they cut off my electricity!"

CMDR/CM Conker/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
PC/ISM/IS-1BR/CoL/CoB/OV-2E [DRAG] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-M/1-SM/3}