Beta Squad Report
April 3, 2004

NEWS
-Current projects of web page, squad banner and squad patch are underway

-I disappointed in this weeks turnout for sl2004...but i wont complane since i never got around to flying it either

-Im toying with the idea of holding weekly squad meetings using AIM, let me know if you think this is a good idea.

Transfers
None

Promos
none

Medals
none

Activity

CM Conker
Commander stuff

LT Firzam Coldsteel
Email

LT Ripard Teg
Email

CM Sirik Xirok
emaild cmdr, irc

CPT Death Angel
NONE

Comps

none
Orders

-Recruit...get us more pilots

-FLY!
-Make sure Conker knows your Alive



Roster

BETA SQUADRON OF WING I : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
BANNER: beta.jpg
HOMEPAGE: http://beta.squadron.org

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Conker (Conker666@comcast.net)
2) LT Firzam Coldsteel (lothar_mcknight@lycos.com)
3) LT Ripard Teg (nathan@usscelt.org)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Sirik Xirok (shadowfighter1089@yahoo.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
1) CPT Death Angel (Nykyos4@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

And Now...The Joke Of The Week!!

A huge, muscular man asked a department store clerk, "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?" The clerk just stared at him and said nothing. So the customer asked again, "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?" Again, the clerk didn`t answer. The customer storms off in a huff. Another customer, who had seen the whole thing, asked the clerk, "Why didn't you answer that man?" The clerk answered, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!"

CMDR/CM Conker/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
PC/ISM/IS-1BR/CoL/CoB/OV-2E [DRAG] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-M/1-SM/3}