TYPHOON SQUADRON REPORT

CMDR/COL Callista reporting in on Monday, September 4th, 2000.
Since I’m hosting CPT Brandon at the moment, I’ll make this one short. Blame it on him :P

FLEET NEWS

Go to the TC.org page ! :P http://www.tiecorps.org


WING NEWS

How about reading the Wing X report! :)


SQUADRON NEWS

For winning Exercise Cantina Run, and for generally being sexy, cool, invincible, unique, incomparable, outstanding, unstoppable, orgasmic, hot, breathtaking, superduperwupergreat, tasty, flirty, bony, alcoholresistant, lazy, party animalish, greeeeeen, nifty, smurfy, snazzy, chewy, creamy, crunchy, munchy, sweet, sour, pepperish, salty, spicy, vain, modest, uncreative, bored.... pilots, WC Darklord announced that we are Wing Commander’s Own for August 2000! (... and that we are to report to the loony home instantly)

As for other news, myself and Brandon merely escaped with their lives from a Rebel assassination attempt. They tied us to our seats and dropped us out of orbit about 60 m down to earth, after forcing us to smile cheesily and taking a picture with which to blackmail us in case of our improbable survival. But you all know, Typhoon pilots are INVINCIBLE! The next thing they tried was drowning us in kegs and sending us down a river. We were made to sing and forced to eat unimaginable amounts of donuts, hot dogs and candy floss. They tried to explode our heads by making us eat sherbet and drink pepsi light (as if pepsi wasn’t bad enough already). They tortured us with insufferable music on the bus to the detention cells and wanted to drop us out of our TIEs. They pervertly tested our tolerance for speed by sitting us into huge tea cups and hypnotized Bran so he tried to make love to wooden dolls. Well, I think he was hypnotized anyway. Even my will, usually difficult to be broken, was slightly chipped, so I finally tried to kill Bran myself while in a keg. After 8 hours of horrible nastiness, we eventually ventured towards the exit of the fun park, forever scarred.


SQUADRON STATUS

Assign the adjectives ennumerated above to the 12 members of this squadron and find out which of them were Brandon’s idea.

Fly TC 78 – Verpine Encounter #2 for CR 13 of the Squadron League until September 14th! It’s the second to last Combat Run, so start being manly mans and manly womans again and make a final effort! :P

Fly TC 161 for the Monthly Squadron Competition until September 30th and win yourselves an ISM! Yay!


ACTIVITY REPORTS

CMDR/COL Callista
- Completed TC 152
- Awarded a BS

FM/LT Xeraan Rhazzazor
- Completed TC 128 and 76
- Awarded a BS

FM/LT Flechette
- Updated Flight I homepage and created Intro http://typhoon.clanhappy.com/typhoonintro.html
- Awarded a BS

FM/LT Vader
- You better start flying something soon...
- Awarded a BS

FL/CM Ahkliat
- Completed TC 105
- Completed FT 97
- Awarded a BS

FM/COL Domi
- Reported in
- Awarded a BS

FM/CPT Vexen
- Awarded a MoI
- Awarded a BS

FM/LT Morgan T’kon
- Reported in
- Awarded a BS

FL/LCM Elwood
- On leave
- Awarded a BS

FM/CPT Brandon
- Completed TC 152
- Completed TC 160
- Awarded a BS

FM/LT Frederik Greyson Junior
- You better start doing something too..
- Awarded a BS

FM/LCM Talon Drear
- Completed TC 128


ROSTER

TYPHOON SQUADRON: VIP Escort
COMMANDER: COL Callista (muehn005@mail.uni-mainz.de)-[Tie]
NICKNAME: The Storm from Hell
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/typhoon.jpg
MOTTO: "We will fly the winds of DEATH!!"
HOMEPAGE: http://www.typh.cjb.net

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Homepage: http://typhoon.clanhappy.com
Motto: The Storm that will tear your soul apart!
1) COL Callista (muehn005@mail.uni-mainz.de)-[TIE]
2) LT Xeraan Razzazor (xeraan.razz@gmx.net)-[TIE]
3) LT William Flechette (i3abovethenight@aol.com)-[TIE]
4) LT Vader (egonzalez@outside.com.ar)-[TIE]

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Homepage: http://typhoon2.squadron.org/Hurricane.html
Motto: Always ready, always deadly!
1) CM Ahkliat (methran@cs.com)-[TIE]
2) COL Domi (johnny.rage@home.net)-[TIE]
3) CPT Vexan (Imavexen@yahoo.com)-[TIE]
4) LT Morgan T’kon (morganrich@yahoo.ca)-[TIE]

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Motto: First in and last out of battles, brothels and bars!
1) LCM Elwood the Brave (Markus.Friebis@gmx.de)-[TIE]
2) CPT Brandon (alan.o@virgin.net)-[TIE]
3) LT Frederik Greyson Junior (Greyson@firemail.de)-[TIE]
4) LCM Drear (Wouterson@wanadoo.nl)-[TIE]


Respectfully,

CMDR/COL Callista/Typhoon/Wing X/ISD Challenge