Back when I wrote this song, I poured a lot of heart and soul into it. In preparing this report, I revisited the Golden Gonks,
which also brought back memories of some of the songs both myself and others have written.
Music makes me feel good, so below
is the song TIE TIE my Superior TIE, sang to the tune of American PIE by Don McLean.
Open the link above and while the music plays, you can then sing the lyrics below. Several other great works by various of our pilots are also in last year's Golden Gonks
as well as deeply buried inside the #runons discord channel.
A long long time ago,
Just two hours ago, how that resupply used to make me smile
And I knew if I had some hull
That I could burst those shield gens up and maybe win our game outright
But the opponents made me shiver, with every laser they’d deliver,
Bad news for my TIE bomber, I couldnt take one more shot
I cant remember if I cried, when I crashed into the calamari
But something touched my bomber inside, no Nadiri antenna on-sight
So, TIE, TIE, my superior TIE
Flew my Bomber to resupply, but the supply was dry
Them good old Hammeroids were flying so high
Singing, “This’ll be the day that I fly, this’ll be the day that I fly”
Did you fly in the Zavian Abyss
And do you have faith in Goliaths, when dumbfiring them so?
Do you believe in shock and awe, can shunting save your bomber’s hull
And can you teach me how to drift real slow?
Well, I know how to multi-drift
Cause I saw Fencer’s youtube clip
We both boosted off our shunts
Man, I dig those golos and torps
I am an EH pilot shunting left’n’right
With a TIE Bomber lagging so hard
And I knew I was out of luck, when I shunt-lagged to a rock
I chose to fly, TIE, TIE, my superior TIE
Flew my Bomber to resupply, but the supply was dry
Them good old Hammeroids were flying so high
Singing, “This’ll be the day that I fly, this’ll be the day that I fly”
Now for eighteen days we’ve been RtFing hard,
And no-one’s been sleeping much
But that’s not how it used to be
When summer came, we all went to the sea
In a shuttle flown by the Ewok beast
And the shot that came from Gyth was a hit
Oh and while Wolve was sleeping around
We tricked him to fly into fleet-battle
The Blackranger was all smiles, tailoring was his thing
And while Wookiee picked to fly a B-Wing
Xye just flexed his abs
And Tay took a blasburst TIE, the day we flew all night
We chose to fly, TIE TIE my superior TIE
Flew my Bomber to resupply, but the supply was dry
Them good old Hammeroids were flying so high
Singing, “This’ll be the day that I fly, this’ll be the day that I fly”
Damn the lyrics of this song really swell,
They are so long I really don’t know
Eight pages long and scrolling fast
Phoenix nine-fingers is the brass
The pilots shot at him once
For ingesting a shaker in his pants
Now the flight-time was overdue
While the engines hummed and puffed true
We all got up to fly, oh, and we always have a blast
Cause our opponents tried to take the flip
The Hammeroids refused to yield
We took the AI groups again, the bar was rising high
We chose to fly, TIE TIE my superior TIE
Flew my Bomber to resupply, but the supply was dry
Them good old Hammeroids were flying so high
Singing, “This’ll be the day that I fly, this’ll be the day that I fly”
Oh and there we were all in one place
Hammer pilots spawning ready, with no time to reach the front again
So come on, Wolve be nimble, Gyth be quick
Ranger threw a dumbfire squid
Cause, Wookie is supplying all the heat
Oh and as I flew towards the shield,
My farts had spread like bursts of sage
No Witcher ramming them, could wreak havoc in them
And as the flames climbed high into the night
Engulfing the cruiser tight
I saw Xye laughing with delight, as Tay smelled my TIE
We chose to fly, TIE TIE my superior TIE
Flew my Bomber to resupply, but the supply was dry
Them good old Hammeroids were flying so high
Singing, “This’ll be the day that I fly, this’ll be the day that I fly”
I met Howler who shot the torps
And I asked him for a Prophet’s cause
But he just smiled and flew away
I went crashing hard to the Yavin Clouds
As I was looking for those missing torps
But the clouds kept me there for a while
And in Nadiri, the pilots scrimmed,
The seals cried, longing for another team
But not a word was spoken, the voice comms all were broken
And the three auxs I desire most
The beacon, torp and the ion roast,
They got banned by the host, the day we chose to fly
We chose to fly, TIE TIE my superior TIE
Flew my Bomber to resupply, but the supply was dry
Them good old Hammeroids were flying so high
Singing, “This’ll be the day that I fly, this’ll be the day that I fly”
We chose to fly, TIE TIE my superior TIE
Flew my Bomber to resupply, but the supply was dry
Them good old Hammeroids were flying so high
Singing, “This’ll be the day that I fly"