Flight Officer HA Cyric reporting in for the Flight Office and TC on 12/31/04 Well my last report for 2004! 2004 was a good year but I hope that 2005 brings great prosperity, good will, and PLATFORMS to the TC! I held two comps for the holidays, here is the recap: And the winners are: TC Holiday Bash Flying portion Comp ID 1655: #1 VA Gunman IS-GW Total Score 149,743 #2 LC Saris IS-SW Total Score 127,352 #3 LC Morgan IS-BW Total Score 118,022 Honorable mentions, LC Malik 108,375, CM Big Poppa K 92,088, and Maj Drax 82,042 (Only Flew one mission) TC Holiday Jingle Comp ID 1654: LT Blitz IS-GR LC Mosh IS-SR LC Kodiak Kereban IS-BR Honorable mentions: LC Kodiak (2nd submission), CM Anthony Starr I'd like to thank everyone who participated! A big congrats to Prae squadron with the most submissions! I will release the text versions of the submissions with next weeks report. I've got two mp3's which are quite good! When I figure out where to post them I'll let you know! Here are some of the Jingles (#1 and #2 are sound files attached) LC Kodiak #3 sung to Jingle Bells Dashing through laser glow On a one-engined broken TIE, Over the lasers we go, Shooting all the way; Lights on your HUD ring, marking missile lock, Oh what fun it is to fly, and shoot a x-wing fighter tonight Drunken TIES, Drunken TIES, Drunken all the way! Oh what fun it is to fly In a one-engined broken TIE! A Vortexian then called Nate, He thought He'd take a ride, And soon his best squadmates Were seated by his side; The fighting was clean and fast; But misfortune seemed his lot; He got into a drifted bank, And then he got shot. Drunken TIEs, Drunken TIEs, Drunken all the way! Oh what fun it is to fly In a one-engined broken TIE. A squad-ron on the Sov, this story I must tell They went out on the go And one by one they fell; Astatine was riding by In a one-engined broken TIE, He laughed as they lay scattered and they lie, But quickly flew away. Drunken TIEs, Drunken TIEs, Drunken all the way! Oh what fun it is to fly In a one-engined broken TIE. Now the fleet is grand Go for it while you're young, Take the oath tonight And sing this drunken song; Just get a bob-tailed TIE, a hundred as its speed Hitch it to an open hangar And blam! You'll take the lead. Drunken TIEs, Drunken TIEs, Drunken all the way! Oh what fun it is to fly In a one-engined broken TIE. LC Kodiaks Second submission Sung to "I saw mommy kissing santa claus" I saw Asty kissing Padme Padme, Queen of the Naboo He didn't see me creep 'round the Sovereign to have a peep; He thought that I was tucked up in my Gunboat fast asleep Then I saw Asty tickle Natalie Underneath her hat so gigantically white; Oh what a laugh it would have been If Ronin had only seen Asty kissing Padme last night CM Stars On the... First day of Christmas, my Commander gave to me, An ISM just for being me. Second day of Christmas, my Commander gave to me, Two New Recruits, and an ISM just for being me Third day of Christmas, my Commander gave to me, Three Competitions, Two New Recruits, and an ISM just for being me Fourth day of Christmas, my Commander gave to me, Four strange emails, Three Competitions, Two New Recruits, and an ISM just for being me Five day of Christmas, my Commander gave to me, Five Iron Stars, Four strange emails, Three Competitions, Two New Recruits, and an ISM just for being me On the [sixth-twelfth] day of Christmas My Commander sent to me Six dead rebels Seven squad citations Eight Commander rantings Nine Tough Battles Ten ships a-fighting Eleven cheers of victory Twelve TIE Defenders HA Priyum has been named the New War Officer for the TC. We are looking at making a war game that will be bigger, better, and bader than before! Look for it in Feb 05! Thats it from the Flight Office! Have a Happy New Year! In Service... HA Cyric FO-TCCOM/HA CYRIC/CS-4/SSSD SOVEREIGN