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COM REPORT 1
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The "wow. I never would have guessed you were the only applicant" edition

Greets, Wing types. SC is nigh and you know what that means. Vacation time. I don't like BSFs. Go away.

This is a JOKE. My CMDRs love BSFs. Send them BSFs. In four times.


Without further rambling, on with the report

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NEWS
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There was some 10th Anniversary comps or something.. but frankly they've been a completely pointless exercise. Don't bother.
ASF SC STARTS ON THE 15th of Jan at 00:00GMT. Mailings to explain this will follow shortly.
Minos was out and is back. My email is now back. Woo?

There's apparently a casino competition going on. I haven't recieved any proper mails about it. Shrug. Early reports indicate that it will be less lame than the other thing.

http://comm.emperorshammer.net/index.html is the new COMM site. Ain't that dandy?

Holidays make me lazy.

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COMPETITIONS
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ASF SC is on soon. That's the important thing.
Crim is planning some comps to complement SC. Extra incentive.

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ACTIVITY
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{as seen in my first Wing Report)

>>New(old) Wing Fad

>>Basically, the name of the game is "Drive your Commander Insane". It helps if you are both online at the same time.

>>What you have to do, is fly as many free missions in an hour as you can, with someone timing. Note - you must message the timer after each mission. For added fun, make the timer your commander. As an optional extra, the timer may take bets on what your score will be, with everyone in #wingxiii having a guess.

>>I must confess, I am directly to blame for this..
The current record for Tie Frees 1-100 is 19 in one hour. The current record for Tie Frees 100-x is 17. I have separated these because we all know what the early Tie Battles are like.
This game has not been tested on XvT/XWA

Come SC time, I have no doubt that this game could kick off again. It's good fun.

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ORDERS
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Rest before the SC. Cancel all engagements for the next month.

Move up the left side of the battlefield to outflank those barbarians. Ooops. Too much Rome: Total War there. Good game. Recommended.

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ROSTER
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Flag Officers - 2
Vortex - 6
Phoenix - 8
Crusader - 5
Odin - 8
Tartarus - 10
Valkyrie - 5
Total: 44

{Largest Wing in the Fleet}