Pilot's Lounge
Khadgar sat at his desk, staring at his screen.
A "Report #14" stared back.
He paused a moment, and considered the contents of the report.
Finally, he came up with an idea so off that it would end up putting the whole fiction into an endless loop.
He started typing, and it went something like this...
Khadgar was sitting at his desk, looking upon his screen.
A "Report #14" looked back.
He paused a moment, considering his words.
Finally, he came up with an idea which would eventually put the whole report into an infinite loop.
He started typing, and it went something like this...
Khadgar leaned back his chair, gazing at the monitor before him.
A "Report #14" gazed back.
He paused a moment, and considered the material that would be included.
Finally, he came upon an idea that would in the end put the fictional portion of the report into an endless loop.
He started typing, and it went something like this...
After that bit of confusion, the rest of the report may now follow.
Letters from the Cardinal...
Newsletter 93!
Yes, another prestine Newsletter released from the Executive Office.
This edition contains some modified song lyrics from our own MAJ Kelh and BGCOM.
It also includes a number of graphic submissions from within the Battlegroup.
This, along with the usual archives and reports.
Be sure to read it at http://theholo.net/nls/eh/93!
News
- LC Archon is conducting his "Hammer to Counterattack" Competition. See the War Room for details.
- The month is off to a decent start with BSFs and Combat Events. Keep it up!
- Expect to see a recruitment competition in coming days.
- The Talarian Gaming Network is taking applications to test newer versions of their software. See http://www.telariangaming.com/app.htm if interested.
- The Fleet Commander has been working on a new look for the EH's shop. Basically, this is allows you to purchase EH gear in order to help the Fleet Commander with the costs of running the club. See http://www.cafeshops.com/emperor for more details!
Promotions
SL Lazyleesblood was promoted to Lieutenant (LT)!
Medals
CM Choosh was awarded an Iron Star - Gold Ribbon for first place in the ASF Trivia Run-on!
LCM Keiran Laserlight was awarded an Iron Star - Bronze Ribbon for third place [tie] in the ASF Trivia Run-on!
MAJ Delak Krennel was awarded an Iron Star - Bronze Ribbon for third place [tie] in the ASF Trivia Run-on!
MAJ Z'Harm Kelh Gasu'lk was awarded a Letter of Achievement for a Newsletter submission!
CM Choosh was awarded an Imperial Security Medal for helping the BGCOM to conceive the ASF Trivia Run-on!
CM Kael Malahk was awarded an Iron Star - Bronze Ribbon for coming up with an Odin Squadron Report template!
RA Khadgar was awarded an off-season Commendation of Loyalty* for a Newsletter submission!
*They meant to award a Letter of Achievement, really.
IWATS Courses
CM Dark Archon completed IWATS XTT!
CM Mad Max completed IWATS BX!
War Room
Hammer to Counterattack
Deadline: 6/15/2003
URLs: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=595
Description: Involves TC-XWA #35 and TC-XvT #68. Medals given to the top contenders for each mission.
Battlestats Ladder
Deadline: Ongoing.
URLs:
XWA: http://www.battlestats.com/games/xwa/ladder/ladder.php3?789
XvT: http://www.battlestats.com/games/xvt/ladder/ladder.php3?788
Description: Battlestats based ladder for Multiplayer EH pilots.
EH Newsletter Submission Incentives
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=282 and http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=292
Description: Iron Stars are being given to ASF pilots who can produce either Image of the Month or a cover image for a Newsletter!
COM's Protector
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=129
Description: Top overall pilot of the month as chosen by the Commodore.
FCHG Race
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=130
Description: The pilot to gain the most FCHG points each month wins.
CR Competition
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=131
Description: The pilot to gain the most Combat Rating points each month wins.
Graphics
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=132
Description: Awards given to the best graphical submissions each month.
Fictional
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=133
Description: Awards given to the best fiction submissions each month.
Beat the COM
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=134
Description: Given to the first pilot to beat the Commodore in a Multiplayer match each month.
Trivia
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=135
Description: Given to the pilot who is able to correctly answer the COM's weekly trivia faster than anyone else, and the most times in a month.
Commodore's Office
This week, the focus is on LC Archon's "Hammer to Counterattack" Competition.
Iron Stars are being given out for high scores on TC-XWA #35 and TC-XvT #68.
So, you get the FCHG, the merit medals, perhaps a Commendation of Bravery and some Iron Stars?
Go for it. :)
Other than that, keep checking your Inboxes for a new recruitment competition and other news items.
That's all this week!
Picture of the Week
ISD Grey Wolf
Flag Officers - 2
Vortex - 8
Phoenix - 8
Crusader - 8
Odin - 6
Tartarus - 10
Valkyrie - 3
Total: 45
In the service of the Empire,
Rear Admiral Khadgar
ISD Grey Wolf Commodore
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