Pilot's Lounge
"Greetings pilots, this week's Tip of the Week is... Gazing at the FCHG Listings doesn't raise your FCHG ratings!"
Several Wing XIII pilots gazed at the Fleet's FCHG Listings.
"Woo hoo, look at my rating!" said one.
"Mine is not too far off!" said another
Vice Admiral Khadgar replaced the FCHG Listings on the monitor.
"Greetings pilots, this week's Tip of the Week is... Gazing at the FCHG Listings doesn't raise your FCHG ratings!"
"That's ironic," said one of the pilots.
"Heh, I suppose he's right," the pilot said going off to fly.
Later, Vice Admiral Khadgar strolled down the deck to see Lieutenant Brucmack.
"So, how's the EH vs NRH Battle going?"
"Not too badly, it's just Dras and myself, though."
"Don't worry," a voice said, "We need some loses under our belt, and I don't think you can provide that," Woobee continued, passing by.
Brucmack grinned, "Oh, don't worry, I'm sure Khadgar will be flying."
Woobee chuckled, and Khadgar went off to do paperwork.
"Wait a minute," Khadgar said, "In this part of the fiction I ALWAYS open my office, thereby unleashing a huge stack of datapads, which ALWAYS causes me to visit MedLab."
Khadgar figured that if he opened the door to his office and ran fast, he'd be fine.
He opened the door to his office and ran as fast as he could.
The datapads rolled after him at increasing speeds, and he fast approached a door.
He'd seen this before, if he started the door closing, he would narrowly make it through at the last second.
"Close the blast door!" he shouted.
Khadgar leaped at the door, but it closed one second BEFORE he got to it, and hence he hit it, fell flat on his face, and then got burried in datapads.
Ouch.
Wing XIII Monastery
The thoughts of the TIE Corps College of Cardinals (TCC) go out this week to the victims of the terrorist attack on the United States this week.
It was an unfortunate day, and many fell vicitim to it.
Please take a moment of silence to honor the victims.
I will hunt down those responsible and turn them into newts with my Gold Staff.
That's all this week...
News
ASF:SC III
We're still ahead in the Competition. Cyric released an official update, which I forwarded. The Grey Wolf stats site is http://members-http-2.rwc1.sfba.home.net/dmelenchuk/asfsciii/! Keep up the good work and victory shall be ours!
CMDRs
Congrats to the following on their promotions:
MAJ Wes Janson, MAJ Raxis Krieger and CPT DarkC!
We have an excellent CMDR team in Wing XIII, and all three of these CMDRs have done an incredible job, Congrats!
Also, these week saw the retirement of CPT Marcin Kaczynski, and the re-appointment of LC Marcin Szydlowski, Congrats Mike!
Unfortunately, CM Raven Lockholme had to retire this week. Please, no Applications unless called for.
EH vs NRN "War"
This Competition has been organized by VA Wet Willy:
"The Emperor's Hammer is taking on the New Republic Navy! The competition is running through Battlestats using WoW rules. From Sept 14 to Sept 21, all internal compeitions are hereby suspended, so that our multiplayer pilots may concentrate on the comp against the navy. For more information, see the competition webpages, XVT: http://www.battlestats.com/games/xvt/war/info/?war928 and XWA: http://www.battlestats.com/games/xwa/war/info/?war932 or if you need help using battlestats.com, please see CPT Werdna Elbee's WoW help page at http://vogue.ehonline.org/wow/. Check the Combat Calendar for dates and times for hot battles. Good luck, EH pilots! If you need any help, feel free to email me at wetwilly@ehnet.org."
This DOES count for ASF:SC III, so I recommend that everyone take part! XvT is one of the Platforms used, so this gives everyone a chance to take part. It runs 24 hours a day during the designated days, and LoCs are given for each match won.
Sharing Passwords
To make a long story short, if you share your tiecorps.org password with another person, you'll get a minimum of two weeks worth of suspension. It's common sense really, just don't share it... If you need something done, talk to your superiors.
Commodore's Office
Nothing much this week... I've been busy with ASF:SC III paperwork.
I'm proud to be your Commodore with the amazing lead we have in the Competition... If we keep it up, we should be the Flag Ship again. :)
Once again, don't forget that Multiplayer and Recruitment are worth big points!
War Room
For information on weekly multiplayer competitions, visit the Combat Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/combat/)
For single player battles, visit the Battle Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/battles/)
For information on special competitions, visit the TO Competition Office. (http://www.imperialacademy.org/comps.asp)
Picture of the Week
Cardinal Khadgar proudly wears his new TIE Corps Uniform... Thanks to CPT Hev Randrowan for this, it's great! :P
ISD Grey Wolf
Flag Officers - 2
Vortex - 7
Phoenix - 10
Crusader - 11
Odin - 10
Tartarus - 8
Valkyrie - 6
Total: 54
Respectfully Submitted,
Vice Admiral Khadgar
ISD Grey Wolf Commodore
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