Pilot's Lounge
The Medal of Dishonor (MoD).
"Ah, hello," Admiral Drakeson said into his comlink.
"This is Fleet Admiral Royale of the New Republic High Command," a female voice said.
"Admiral Drakeson, I am most pleased with your progress and useage of cheap arse tactics. It looks like the Grey Wolf has finally been defeated! You are hereby granted a Medal of Long Standing Decietful Tactics!"
Admiral Drakeson smiled, "Excellent news! Thank you, Fleet Admiral!"
"There's more," she continued, "If you can prevent the Grey Wolf from further destroying our forces... You may have the New Republic's highest honor, plus maybe even a promotion."
"You mean..."
"Yes, Drakeson, the Medal of Dishonor (MoD)!"
Drakeson's eyes lit up like a child who had just gotten candy, "Yes! I shall not fail you, Fleet Admiral!"
"Excellent, Royale out."
Drakeson laughed, "Hah hah! Finally my work has accomplished something!"
Meanwhile, on the Grey Wolf...
"Janson," Khadgar said, "You need to find out the origin of this ISD Lollipop."
"Awww, do I have to?" Janson muttered.
"Yes, I haven't made you COM's Protector all these months for nothing!"
"But I payed you well for that!"
"Well, yes, but still... The Grey Wolf's reputation is at stake as Flag Ship!"
Janson reluctantly Saluted, "Yes sir, I shall report back shortly!"
"Excellent," Khadgar said.
Janson took off from the Grey Wolf in the TIE Interceptor "Highlander".
Shortly after, once he had gotten a good distance away, his fighter went to alert.
None other than a Calmari Cruiser was on top of him!
Soon, a small cube came out.
"Oh... no... a... Lag... Field!" Janson yelled.
Suddenly, a Rebel X-Wing deployed from the Calamari Cruiser.
Drakeson laughed, "This one is mine!"
Will Janson survive (obviously he will)? Will Drakeson prevent the Grey Wolf from winning ASF:SC III (of course not)? ... Darn, I've just ruined all suspense with my comments inside brackets. Ah well, read next time anyways. :P
Wing XIII Monastery
Today's topic: New Computers
The Cardinal would like to discuss New Computers. You may be tempted to purchase one at one of those all in one Computers, Electronics, Appliances, etc. stores. Allow me to relate a tale of such a thing:
Cardinal: I'd like a new Computer.
Salesman: Well, that's great! Let's just look at this unit here (which happens to seel for more money than the others). Okay, it has *Reads the tag* 8 Megabytes of RAM. That is very good. Basically, RAM is a measure of how fast your Computer can process Internet Applications. This one happens to have 8, so it is very good. I have 8 myself.
Cardinal: Um... Riiight.
Salesman: I'll give you some free AOL!
Cardinal: Uh, that's okay. *Runs out of the store*
So, the point is: Know what you want in your New Computer, or you might end up with something that would serve better use as an Answering Machine.
News
ASF:SC III
I'm not sure how the Grey Wolf currently stands from last week officially. Although, I know we had another good week. We should be the Flag Ship again shortly. :)
Excellent work on the part of the pilots! Just keep going a few more days, and you can reap the fruits of your labors!
War Officer Selected
The ISD Intrepid's Vice Admiral Pel recently was promoted to the fleet's War Officer! This is a new position which will organize wargames like Imperial Storm II. Man alive, Pel was my first COM and I know he's skilled with wargaming, so he should be good!
Note that Applications for Intrepid COM are currently not being accepted.
New Vanguard Commodore
The new Vanguard Commodore is Rear Admiral Zippy Hawk, Congrats!
Suggested reaction: Take to the hills! :P
Commodore's Office
The Grey Wolf had another great ASF:SC III week, and victory is on the horizon.
Keep giving it all you've got these last few days!
Surely there will be some nice MSE rewards, I'll be contacting the CMDRs about that.
I'm very impressed with our roster count. This ship has more members than it has ever had, and it's an excellent improvement upon the high 40s membership that we had when I first took Commodore. Definately keep recruiting! Remember that I created a Recruitment Manual to help with Recruitment. :)
War Room
For information on weekly multiplayer competitions, visit the Combat Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/combat/)
For single player battles, visit the Battle Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/battles/)
For information on special competitions, visit the TO Competition Office. (http://www.imperialacademy.org/comps.asp)
Picture of the Week
CPT Drako's South Park like picture of VA Khadgar. :P
... That's very nice, newly "promoted" SL Drako. :P
Hehe, just kidding. It's very funny, thanks!
ISD Grey Wolf
Flag Officers - 2
Vortex - 8
Phoenix - 12
Crusader - 12
Odin - 11
Tartarus - 9
Valkyrie - 8
Total: 62
Respectfully Submitted,
Vice Admiral Khadgar
ISD Grey Wolf Commodore
COM/VA Khadgar/ISD Grey Wolf
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