Pilot's Lounge
Admiral Blumphang fits right in with the usual Grey Wolf grew. :P
"You have all FAILED!" said Fleet Admiral Royle.
"Admiral Eras Du'kai, Admiral Drakeson, Admiral Blumphang, Lieutenant Commander Ruven Tardwarf, Lieutenant Commander Yamato... You have all squandered the resources of the New Republic and failed to kill or capture Khadgar!"
"But sir... It's impossible! That man is a walking army! I attempted to bomb Daedalus FIVE times when he was Cadet!" Eras Du'kai said.
"I've tried to ruin the Grey Wolf many many times!" Drakeson agreed.
"I got turned into a newt!" Admiral Blumphang nodded.
Everyone looked at Blumphang.
"Well, I got better... Steadily..."
"Shut up, Blumphang." Royale said.
"YesMa'am" Blumphang said quickly.
"What we need," Royale said, "Is a foolproof plan."
"The best way, I think... Is to have them fight amongst themselves and have spies to help speed up the process!" Eras Du'kai said.
"Good plan, Eras Du'kai!" Royale laughed... "Note an extra Medal of Extreme Trickery (MoET) on the record of Eras Du'kai, computer."
"Hah Hah! Thank you!" Eras Du'kai said.
"Now," Royale said, "Here are fake Imperial indenities... Get aboard the Grey Wolf, all of you!"
"Aye Aye!" they all said in unison.
On the Grey Wolf...
"Hahaha! You are all terrible pilots! You couldn't hit the broad side of a Calamari Cruiser!" Ruven said, in disguse.
A mob of pilots chased after Ruven down the deck.
In the Wolf's Head...
"Imperial Star Destoryer? I'd say it looks more like a garbage scow!" Eras Du'kai said in disguse.
A huge bar brawl ensued.
On the bridge...
"I do say... You people are worse at piloting than Khadgar!" said Yamato.
That sparked a lot of rage amongst the bridge crew.
"You'll pay for that!"
Vice Admiral Khadgar was sitting at his desk and heard a large crash outside and a large thump against the door.
He peered outside, and a chair narrowly hit his head.
"What is going on out here?"
"He called my Squadron poor pilots!"
"He started it, he said the Grey Wolf was a garbage scow!"
"People, people," Khadgar said, "What are you doing? You're both on the Grey Wolf!"
"Oh right! Well, erm, sorry... Then."
"Now, help me get to the bottom of this!"
Read next time for the *stunning* second part!
Wing XIII Monastery
From the Desk of Cardinal Khadgar...
This week I was given the task of choosing a new Crusader Squadron Commander.
I decided to try my Random CMDR Selectior...
Session Start: Wed Oct 24 18:41:36 2001
* Logging #wingxiii to '#wingxii.log'
<`Cardinal> Time to choose a Crusader CMDR...
<`Cardinal> Choosing Random CMDR from the channel...
<`Cardinal> Processing...
<`Cardinal> Processing...
<`Cardinal> Congratulations, `Brian, you are the new CMDR!
<`Brian> ya!
<`Brian> really?
<`Brian> :P
<Cobolt> nah
<`Cardinal> Choosing Random CMDR from the channel...
<`Cardinal> Processing...
<`Cardinal> Processing...
<`Cardinal> Congratulations, Ekim|food, you are the new CMDR!
Session Close: Wed Oct 24 18:42:22 2001
Unfortunately, I don't think that was the best method...
I decided to try another more calculated method of selection.
I printed each Application and put them all into a pile.
I then made note of each potential applicants PIN on a strip of paper.
Then, I crumpled all the Applications into a ball and threw them into the air.
The objective was to hit on of the PINs, and get a CMDR... However, it missed all of the strips of paper... Hence a dilemia. Aw well, I'll keep trying...
News
New ASF Competition Coming
For all you slackers that missed this last week :P... AD Cyric has announced that he will have a Competition taking place for the whole of November for all ASF units.
The scoring will be based COMPLETELY on Multiplayer events. More details at http://www.imperialacademy.org/compdetails.asp?ID=917. Get out to Multiplayer events and start flying... Or else you'll be rusty. ;)
X-Wing Alliance Week of War!
XWA WoW is now on! Go to the Melee Room in the Zone and get participating! There will be MEDALS for winners, remember that you can fly in teams!
New Tartarus CMDR Appointed!
Congratulations to CPT Tomaas Banys, who re-takes Tartarus CMDR!
Crusader Squadron Commander Sought
As you may have noticed, Crusader Squadron Commander is now open.
Please submit applciations to VA Khadgar (dmelenchuk@home.com), LC Azazel (azazel_djotarr@hotmail.com) and AD Cyric (jroscoe@bellatlantic.net).
If you're stuck getting started for an Application, please refer to http://tiecorps.org/sm/general.asp.
Please get your Applications in quickly, the CMDR should be selected shortly!
ASF Audit
Cyric would like each member of the ASF to reflect on their time in the ASF and things relating to themselves and their unit. Full details have been E-Mailed and posted at http://tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=21&l=1&g=1&v=2&t=5862&s=0.
Commodore's Office
What a week... As usual, it was rather busy.
Currently I am working on writing up Bronze Star recommendations.
I will also be sending numerous E-Mails to CMDRs and pilots about potential activities and reforms for the Grey Wolf.
I intend to finish some old projects and start some new ones. Among the ones I hope to start is a Monthly Grey Wolf publication... Details to come soon!
Right now I'd like everyone to do their best at flying Multiplayer and working on their ASF Audit! Also, recruit, recruit and recruit some more! E-Mail Cadets (no more than 20 a week) and Reservists! I will be addressing recruitment more soon!
War Room
For information on weekly multiplayer competitions, visit the Combat Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/combat/)
For single player battles, visit the Battle Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/battles/)
For information on special competitions, visit the TO Competition Office. (http://www.imperialacademy.org/comps.asp)
Picture of the Week
We're off to see the Wizard... The Wizard of Frank Oz... Because, Because, Because, Because, Because...
ISD Grey Wolf
Flag Officers - 2
Vortex - 10
Phoenix - 10
Crusader - 5
Odin - 7
Tartarus - 10
Valkyrie - 7
Total: 51
Respectfully Submitted,
Vice Admiral Khadgar
ISD Grey Wolf Commodore
COM/VA Khadgar/ISD Grey Wolf
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