Pilot's Lounge
Journey to the M/FRG Phoenix.
"Hev," Janson said.
"What is it, Janson?" Hev Randrowan responded.
"We should really recruit some pilots..."
"Let's go to Daedalus!"
*Scene fades to PLT Daedalus*
"All right, our target is on the other side of Daedalus, move in!" said a Cadet.
"Flight Leader, you're going in too fast!"
"No, I'm not... Aaaaaaah!"
*Flight Leader crashes into Daedalus, followed by the rest of the Cadets.*
"On second thought, let's not go to Daedalus, 'tis a silly place," Hev said.
"Agreed." Janson replied.
*Pause*
"I know! We can go to the Phoenix!" Hev said.
"Phoenix Squadron is on the Grey Wolf, though!"
"No no, the Frigate!"
"Oooh, hey, not a bad idea!"
*On the M/FRG Phoenix...*
"All right, let's look around for some potential recruits."
Janson recognized an older pilot hanging around the Nurse's Lounge.
"Captain ATX!"
"Eh? Who are you?"
"Major Wes Janson."
"Kajor Kes Hanson?"
"Major Wes Janson!"
"Oh, well, hello, what do you want?"
"I was wondering if you want to return to active service on the Grey Wolf."
"Active service on the Hey Wolf, you say?"
"Grey Wolf!"
"Oh... the Grey Wolf! Oh, yes indeed, it's a fine ship!"
"Great! I'll have a shuttle prepared for you!"
"Why would I want my shuttle repaired? It's always worked fine!"
"Prepared!"
"Oh, of course, thanks!"
Janson spotted Hev and walked over to him.
"Any luck, Hev?"
"Yes, Colonel Blade has agreed to come back."
"Great!"
"Yes, although, he keeps insisting that he is in charge of the ISD Vanguard, and that they can transport him to the Grey Wolf."
"I see... Anyways... Back to the Grey Wolf!"
Wing XIII Monastery
"Aaaaaaaaaaah! Please, stop!"
"Hah Hah!"
"No! I will not change!"
"Very well... Monk, force him to watch another episode of The Weakest Link!"
"Nooooooooo! Please, anything but that!"
"Well then, confess your deeds of heresy!"
"I can't!"
*The Monk and Khadgar put on earplugs*
*The Monk then turns on a television*
Anne Robinson: Welcome back to... The Weakest Link! Last round our pathetic and idiotic contestants got a meager five dollars out of a possible $100,000! Anyways... Let's play, The Weakest Link!
Anne Robinson: Okay, what is two plus two?
Contestant 1: Uh, five?
Anne Robinson: No, that is wrong! Did you go to school? You're all terrible!
Anne Robinson: Anyways... Next question... If you have two pennies and one is taken from you, how many are left?
Contestant 2: Uh, all two?
Anne Robinson [laughing]: Hahaha... NO! I can't believe this!
Anne Robinson: Contestant 3, what is the air speed velocity of a European swallow?
Contestant 3 (the smartest contestant): I don't know that!
Anne Robinson: I knew that when I was five years of age! You're all stupid! Perhaps you need dunce caps!
*The Monk and Khadgar remove their earplugs*
"Okay, okay... Please!"
"Confess!"
"Very well... I confess that I didn't follow proper transfer procedures..."
"Haha... Your punishment for such a deed is to watch the movie Waterworld!"
"Nooooooooooooooooooo!"
News
New Odin Squadron Commander
Commander Brian has been selected as the Odin Squadron Commander, Congratulations! I have confidence he'll do well!
New Avenger Squadron Commander
Congratulations to Wing XIII's own Captain Khameir Sarin on being selected as Avenger Squadron Commander!
Grey Wolf Archives
This week I started working on a Grey Wolf Archives. The purpose of it is to contain a history of the ISD Grey Wolf. I have started with a Position Histories page. This will contain current and former Commodores, Wing Commanders and Squadron Commanders. The "Beta version" of the page is currently at http://members.shaw.ca/khadgar1/archives/positions.html. If anyone has any useful information, please E-Mail me!
Commodore's Office
Another busy week. This week I started on the Grey Wolf Archives. I am also working on getting the Hall of Fame updated, and all pending requests and medals to be awarded out of the way.
Christmas break is coming up, so I should have increased activity of the holidays!
War Room
For information on weekly multiplayer competitions, visit the Combat Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/combat/)
For single player battles, visit the Battle Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/battles/)
For information on special competitions, visit the TO Competition Office. (http://www.imperialacademy.org/comps.asp)
Picture of the Week
A funny Episode I cartoon I found.
ISD Grey Wolf
Flag Officers - 2
Vortex - 9
Phoenix - 11
Crusader - 6
Odin - 8
Tartarus - 8
Valkyrie - 7
Total: 51
Respectfully Submitted,
Vice Admiral Khadgar
ISD Grey Wolf Commodore
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