Pilot's Lounge
"Sir, one new message."
"Come on, not now," Khadgar said, slowly arising from his bed.
"Play," he soon added.
"Hev Randrowan here, I think you'll want to see this."
Khadgar quickly arose and prepared himself for duty.
"I assume this is very important, Hev."
"What is?"
"The call you sent to my quarters?"
"I didn't send anything of the sort."
"Strange..."
Suddenly, Colonel Azazel came around the corner.
"You see this?" Azazel said.
"It looks like Ale," Khadgar said.
"Right, but someone managed to put something awful tasting it in!"
Khadgar walked around the decks and saw Captain Mace with a pie on his face.
"Sir, someone ran by and threw a pie at me!"
"Hmmm, this seems odd..."
Major Tomaas Banys walked by.
"Sir, someone has replaced my medals with chocolate wrapped ones!"
"Yes, and someone replaced the alcohol supplies in the cantina with warm milk!" Captain DarkC reported. Khadgar soon discovered that numerous similar pranks had been reported throughout the ship.
"Assembly my staff," Khadgar said.
"All right everyone, it seems that someone is playing practical jokes on the crew!"
"What should we do?" Wes Janson said.
"Why don't we search the ship?" Tomaas suggested.
"No, no," Khadgar said, "That leaves too much of a chance for error. We'll beat him at his own game."
"I like this already," Azazel said, grinning.
"We'll set up something that the joker will go after, and we nail him."
After a detailed plan, Khadgar told the staff to meet again after duty again in the staff room to carry out the plan.
Wing XIII Monastery
Cardinal: Cripes, I have to write a Report this week?
*Cardinal glances at his computer.*
Cardinal: Right, erm... A short time ago in a...
Cardinal: No, no!
*Cardinal quickly erases the type.*
Cardinal: The bravely go where no Monastery has gone before...
Cardinal: Hmm, no, already done...
Cardinal: It was the dawn of the seventh year of the EH...
Cardinal: Hmm, this is getting no where.
Cardinal: Wait, of course!
Cardinal: Copying and pasting helps make an excellent report...
Cardinal: Copying and pasting helps make an excellent report...
Cardinal: Copying and pasting helps make an excellent report...
Cardinal: Copying and pasting helps make an excellent report...
Cardinal: Copying and pasting helps make an excellent report...
Cardinal: Copying and pasting helps make an excellent report...
Cardinal: There, done! Now then, back to embezzling funds, using my gold staff to better the aims of... Oh bugger, this had better be cut from the final draft.
(Editor's Note: Sorry, we can't do that... Hah hah!)
(Cardinal's Note: I'm looking for a new editor! Applications can be sent to Cardinal Khadgar.)
News
BGCOM on leave
AD Cyric will be on leave until March 5th. Any major problems should be sent to me and CCed to FA Priyum.
Wargame
AD Cyric has a new ASF wargame planned upon his return. Stay tuned for details!
Commodore's Office
As you've read, AD Cyric has some plans for a wargame coming up, so for those of you with XWA, you may want to hone your skills. :P
Some more stuff should be coming up this weekend. :)
Until next week....
War Room
For information on weekly multiplayer competitions, visit the Combat Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/combat/)
For single player battles, visit the Battle Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/battles/)
For information on special competitions, visit the TO Competition Office. (http://www.imperialacademy.org/comps.asp)
Picture of the Week
"One character to annoy them all..."
ISD Grey Wolf
Flag Officers - 2
Vortex - 9
Phoenix - 9
Crusader - 10
Odin - 8
Tartarus - 8
Valkyrie - 8
Total: 54
Respectfully Submitted,
Vice Admiral Khadgar
ISD Grey Wolf Commodore
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