ISD Grey Wolf Report #9 - 07.03.01
Pilot's Lounge
"... one rolled in a cannon..."
"I have you now, Khadgar!" Drakeson said.
Drakeson moved the Khadgar doll towards the Drakeson doll, and then knocked the Khadgar doll down.
"Buhahaha, I can finally have my Medal of Long Standing Deceitful Tatics (MoLSDT)!"
Suddenly a guard came in, Drakeson quickly hid his dolls.
"Sir, we've captured Khadgar and Droole as per standard fiction protocol!"
"Did you see that!?"
"No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"
"Okay, good... Now then... Right... Errmm... Good work on capturing those prisoners. Make sure you put them in a cell, and present chances to escape, but attempt not to let them escape."
"Umm, sir?"
"It doesn't have to make sense, just do it!"
"Yes Sir!"
Khadgar and Droole were put in a cell.
"Okay, Droole, now, all we do is wait until they present the obvious chance to escape."
"Good thinking, Khadgar!"
Khadgar and Droole waited in their cell for almost two hours, when something happened.
The guards brought the food rations in unusually large crates, which gave them the ability to climb into a vent at the top of the cell.
Khadgar and Droole made there way to the end of the cell...
Drakeson snickered, "Okay, send everything you've got to the other end of that vent!"
Just as Khadgar and Droole made their way to the end of the vent...
Many troops came out in single file, several holding blasters, some holding grenades, two holding spears, one rolled in a cannon, a few carried swords and one with a knife.
Suddenly, they all fired and there was a cloud of smoke.
When the cloud of smoke vanished, all that could be seen was a bunch of Rebel bodies, and Khadgar and Droole ducking in the center of them.
"Well, that was close," Khadgar said.
"Certainly was," said Droole.
"Well then, now that we've escaped, how about we go to the Grey Wolf and have some drinks? I'll show you around the ship." Khadgar said.
"Just as long as Brakka doesn't visit!" Droole said, laughing.
Wing XIII Monastery
The Cardinal tells of his cheapness in Tekken and other such games...
The Cardinal has devised something truly evil, I'm surprised it's not been declared heresy!
Okay, you know those fighting Arcade games like Mortal Kombat, Tekken, etc.?
Well, when you play, never use ANY moves, just use the basic buttons.
Personally, I find it hilarious when people get annoyed, citing, "That's so cheap! That takes no skill, I can't believe you win!"
Anyways, that is all the insights I can give you this week, I have to move the Monastery to a new location on the Grey Wolf within a short span of time!
*Cardinal rushes off to do work*
News Odin FLs sought
Get Applications into CPT Raxis Kreiger, MAJ Azazel, RA Khadgar and VA Cyric!
Retribution Competition
The final Retribution results are in! However, I know some revisions will have to be made for errors. However, we can be fairly sure of the winners:
Pilots:
1. CM Wes Janson
2. LC Marcin Szydlowski
3. LT Flagellant
Squadrons:
1. Phoenix
2. Crusader
3. Vortex
I'm very pleased with all who participated! Multiplayer will count on your MSEs.
Khadgar is Moving
I will be away from later today until the 12th. Although, I should be able to cut that short and come back the 9th, but I'm making a precaution.
Imperial Storm II battle TODAY!
Today there will be an Imperial Storm Battle at 11PM GMT / 6PM EST and in the IRC channel: #tiecorps. I encourage you to visit http://www.btinternet.com/~spellfire/battle.html for more details. Hope to see you all there!
Congrats!
MSE rewards are being done currently. Kawolski has saved some medals for Howlader, plus I don't have a Vortex MSE. Congrats to all who have gotten a reward so far! Don't worry if you haven't!
Commodore's Office
Wow, the Retribution results were great. After reading those MSEs, I can see this is a fine batch of pilots, expect to see many MSE medals!
Please keep up the good work during my absence!
That's all this week!
War Room
For information on weekly multiplayer competitions, visit the Combat Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/combat/)
For single player battles, visit the Battle Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/battles/)
For information on special competitions, visit the TO Competition Office. (http://www.imperialacademy.org/comps.asp)
Picture of the Week
This is from the Return of the Jedi parody in Mad Magazine. :P
ISD Grey Wolf
Flag Officers - 2
Vortex - 10
Phoenix - 10
Crusader - 12
Odin - 0
Tartarus - 8
Valkyrie - 10
Total: 52
Respectfully Submitted,
Rear Admiral Khadgar
ISD Grey Wolf Commodore
COM/RA Khadgar/ISD Grey Wolf
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