Pilot's Lounge
Azazel's Rubber Ducky.
Newly promoted Lieutenant Colonel Azazel sat at his desk, typing his weekly Wing Report.
"No no, that doesn't sound good..."
"Hmmm, I need some inspiration for this report... Time to get, MAJ Rubber Ducky!"
Azazel rummaged around his desk and made a shocking discovery, "My... My... Rubber Duck is... *Gasp*... MISSING!"
After many minutes' worth of frantic searching, Azazel confirmed his fears, his duck was missing.
He proceeded out of his office to the cantina.
He saw Brucmack sitting at the bar having a drink.
"Brucmack, have you seen my duck?"
"Erm, afraid not... All I've seen is a lot of BSF and Combat Event Confirmations."
He also saw Vitriolic Carp at the bar.
"Say, VitCarp, have you seen my duck?"
"Well, my fish tank has built in jets, waterslide, a deep end and a shallow end, but not a duck, sorry!"
Azazel proceeded to the Grey Wolf recreation area. Passing by the swimming pool and hottub, he headed for the Tennis Courts, where Rear Admiral Khadgar was practicing his backhand.
"Khadgar... Have you seen MAJ Rubber Ducky?"
Khadgar hit a Tennis ball down the court and said, "Well, I remember Hev Randrowan had a duck..."
Meanwhile, on the Valkyire Flight Deck...
Captain Hev Randrowan held the rubber duck in his hands and laughed.
"Muhaha, the rubber duck is mine!"
Hev went wondering the decks of the Grey Wolf, when a Lieutenant stopped him.
"Haha, nice DUCK!"
Suddenly, Hev squeezed the duck and twin laser beams came out of its eyes, making the Lieutenant run in fear.
Azazel suddenly called out, "Okay, what do you want for the duck?"
Hev grinned, "Well, a Grand Order of the Em-"
Suddenly, he was hit with a stun bolt.
And there was much rejoicing.
Wing XIII Monastery
Cardinal's Note: I found the Gold Staff in the Temple of Wisdom, not Wisdow. :P
Anyways, this week I'd like to discuss something. I was recently noticed that shoes sold with the Michael Jordan name on them go for $200-$230 a pair! I don't know why anyone would want those just to "Be Like Mike"...
... However, having said that, I am proud to announce my new line of "Be Like the Cardinal" merchandise!
Cardinal Red Robes - 600 Imperial Credits
Imitation Gold Staff (Batteries not Included) - 1000 Imperial Credits
Cardinal Khadgar's Guide to Honesty (A 1 page special) - 300 Imperial Credits
Cardinal Khadgar Action Figure - 500 Imperial Credits
What do you mean you could hand make the stuff just as easily and save a lot of Credits? Well... Okay... But does your stuff have the Cardinal's Seal of Approval? It does? Oh, erm...
*Cardinal runs and yells back, "Cya next week!"*
News
Wing Commander Promoted
Congratulations to MAJ Azazel, who was recently promoted to the rank of Lieutenant Colonel!
Congratulations
Also, I'd like to Congratulate everyone on the medals and promotions that went out for MSE time! I was suitably impressed, this ship has done well!
New Vortex Squadron Commander
Since MAJ Arathar has fallen out of contact... Congrats to the new CMDR, CM Gilad Pelleaeon!
Competition
CPT Hev Randrowan has submitted a Competition:
"Here are as promised the details on the Aza'N'Ducky comp. Every pilot of WingXIII is allowed to take part in this comp (Except me of course:).
Goal is to think of a dialog (Or should I say monolog?:) between Aza in his bathtub and his rubberduck. Aza is allowed to anything her wants, but the rubberduck is only allowed to say two words "quack,quack" or another sound that fits the dialog.
Additional GFX like a hat or whatever are allowed as far as Aza still stays in his bathtub and the Ducky remaining at his place. Also, only Aza and Ducky should be involved , no other persons."
Tau Challenge
General Kaerner has challenged any Squadron to duel Tau Squadron in XvT or XWA. Odin Squadron has already accepted, best of luck to them!
Commendations of Loyalty
As you may have read in the latest Operations Office report, we are able to recommend three (3) people for the Commendation of Loyalty medal. Please don't bug your superiors during this process, currently the CMDRs are helping to narrow down the selection. The WC, myself and the BGCOM will then narrow it down and eventually get it in to the Operations Office.
Commodore's Office
Once again, I am pleased with activity. Make sure you get out to the WoW Competitions when they pop up. DFCs and LoCs are rewarded.
Currently I'm organizing a Competition for the Wing, and ASF:SC III is looming. Be prepared for battle, pilots, lets show the Battlegroup that we've still got it. :)
Currently, I also recommend that you seek out Bravo Company Daedalus Cadets for the ship, so that we can fill in gaps on the Rosters.
That's all this week! Keep up the good work!
War Room
For information on weekly multiplayer competitions, visit the Combat Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/combat/)
For single player battles, visit the Battle Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/battles/)
For information on special competitions, visit the TO Competition Office. (http://www.imperialacademy.org/comps.asp)
Picture of the Week
CPT Hev Randrowan submitted his uniform. :)
ISD Grey Wolf
Flag Officers - 2
Vortex - 8
Phoenix - 12
Crusader - 12
Odin - 6
Tartarus - 8
Valkyrie - 7
Total: 55
Respectfully Submitted,
Rear Admiral Khadgar
ISD Grey Wolf Commodore
COM/RA Khadgar/ISD Grey Wolf
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