ISD Grey Wolf Report #2 - 05.16.01
Pilot's Lounge
VitCarp sent members of the Grey Wolf on a quest Holy [Grog] Grail, in hopes of "restoring honor to the Grey Wolf".
After a few rounds of Tennis on the CMDRs/WC and COM Tennis Courts (MAJ Mike has a mean serve!), and some time in the pool, Khadgar headed towards his new office.
He stopped outside the door and put his red access card in the slot, immediately after which the door opened with a loud "Shirak".
Khadgar sat behind his desk and turned on a terminal, after which the blank screen was replaced by Vice Admiral Cyric's picture.
"Hello, Khadgar, no doubt you've come here after some time on the Grey Wolf Tennis Courts, some time in the pool and admiring the good bathrooms. Anyways, to make a long story short, I will be away, I have a new boucing baby boy to take care of, do me well Khadgar, and have fun getting rid of the fish tank! Haha!"
Khadgar looked up to see a massive fish tank, it appeared to be the same fish tank that VitCarp had used as his office during his rise through the ranks.
He opened the door and walked inside, all the water inside the massive pool had been drained, and there was a wet envelop inside, it was labelled "Location of the Holy Grail".
Of course, VitCarp had sent the members of the Grey Wolf on a search for this Grail, with the promise it would "restore glory to the Grey Wolf".
Khadgar rushed up to the bridge with this envelop.
"I've found this envelop with the location of the Holy Grail!"
Azazel shook his head, "I remember that, I was given the title 'Azazel the Chaste' while searching for it, I didn't like that too much."
Khadgar grinned, "Well, I recall I was 'Khadgar the Brave'".
Wes Janson laughed, "Actually, I heard you were 'Khadgar the Ninny'".
Khadgar quickly dismissed the topic, "Well, anyways... Let's open it."
Upon saying that, Khadgar raised the envelop, but before he could open it, a dagger came out of no where and hit the envelop, sending it through the air, whereafter it hit a wall and went through a grate.
"Well, that's that, then, I guess we'll just have to earn our glory," Khadgar said.
MAJ Mike spoke in a quiet voice to Khadgar, "Sir, the crew has been working hard lately, we could use a little Recreation."
Khadgar spoke up, "All right, helm, set course for the sector's Spacebar, I hereby declare a shore leave!"
Janson looked to Matir, "I guess he isn't a bad Commodore after all."
While preparing to go to the Spacebar, Khadgar's Comlink intercepted a transmission.
"l33td00d to hax0r, come in hax0r," one man said.
"I told you never to call me here!" another said.
"Yes, yes, but this is urgent, meet at the usual location."
"All right, hax0r out."
Khadgar shrugged and headed for the shuttle, which made its way to the Spacebar.
Khadgar sat at a table in the Spacebar with Wes Janson and Jdf1984 from the Vanguard.
Jdf1984 was talking, "... Yes, and I hire all the best assassins that money can buy, but I was STILL unable to get the Wing XV Wing Commander spot, what has the TIE Corps come to?"
Suddenly, a man walked up to the table and faced Khadgar, "Well well, look who it isn't."
"Admiral Drakeson!" Khadgar said, his jaw nearly dropping, Drakeson was a highly important Rebel officer (assuming there is such a thing).
"That's right, Khadgar, and I challenge you to a match in the simulator, we'll do this like men," Drakeson continued. "All right, but I'm NOT hosting! We'll do 5 minutes each," Khadgar agreed.
"No deal, you host, or there is no game," Drakeson.
"Very well, you force me to challenge you to another duel..."
To be continued!
Wing XIII Monastery
Cardinal Khadgar
By popular demand... I announce the return of Cardinal Khadgar!
Khadgar's Note: I'm not actually catholic, this is just a little joke that started on IRC and went from there. :P
"Greetings people of Wing XIII. My job as ship's Cardinal is to protect the ship against Heresy. I will do this with the aid of my magical Gold Staff of Sarcasm, which of course packs magical powers (and a punch). First time offenders will be poked with (DRAMATIC CHORD) THE SOFT CUSHIONS! Send time offenders will have to sit in... (LONGISH DRAMATIC CHORD)... THE COMFY CHAIR!... And worst of all, repeat offenders will have to listen to... THE KHADGARIAN RANT! Also... Oh bugger, I've run out of time... Anyways, on with..."
News
Cyric Junior joins the world
Vice Admiral Cyric has a new son, my Congratulations go to him! He will be on leave until next Monday.
Leave for the Commodore
As if you haven't heard by now... I will be leaving late Thursday and coming back Monday or Tuesday.
Grey Wolf Hall of Fame
I sent out an E-Mail with details. Basically, this will be to recognize members who have had above and beyond service to the Grey Wolf. I will be taking submissions for this. For each person I'll need: A picture of their TIE Corps character, nicknames of the person and things that they've done to earn their place in the Hall of Fame.
Battlegroups Promotions
Congratulations to the new BGCOM, VA Adrenaline and the new COM of the
Commodore's Office
I'm pleased with what I've seen, many BSFs, although, some have said we lack MP participation... I suggest you take advantage of VA Cyric's genereous offers for winners of EH vs LSF (although, I admit that Brucmack wins these things every time with incredible ease, but hey, second is up for grabs. :P). Also, I have been working on webpage stuff, and the Grey Wolf Hall of Fame. I E-Mailed details and placed them in this report!
War Room
For information on weekly multiplayer competitions, visit the Combat Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/combat/)
For single player battles, visit the Battle Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/battles/)
For information on special competitions, visit the TO Competition Office. (http://www.imperialacademy.org/comps.asp)
Picture of the Week
If you ever see something like this in Episode II or III... Please shoot me.
ISD Grey Wolf
Flag Officers - 2
Vortex - 9
Phoenix - 9
Crusader - 12
Odin - 0
Tartarus - 7
Valkyrie - 8
Total: 47
Respectfully Submitted,
Rear Admiral Khadgar
ISD Grey Wolf Commodore
COM/RA Khadgar/ISD Grey Wolf
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