Wing X Report # 1 (2004-07-06)

This report was submitted by COL Bill Kelso


Greetings Pilots! Firstly i'd like to take the opportunity to introduce myself to those of you fortunate enough to not know me already! I am Colonel "Wild" Bill Kelso, your new Wing Commander. I can be reached at this email addy, or on IRC usually under the nick Bolivian. A quick history lesson for those of you who arent familiar with mine, I started my TC career here on the Chal, as Inferno 3-4. Since then, i've been Inferno 3-1, TyphoonCMDR, and held a number of FM spots in Tempest under various CMDRs. I've also spent time on the Sovereign and on the Immortal where I was 2x CMDR and a WC. I've been in the TIE Corps going on 4 years now. Yay for me. :P I look forward to working with all of you, and plan on having a more structured report next week when it's not midnight. I also plan on running a few internal comps once Locke updates me on all that's going on with the ship. Onto business! This week a CMDR for Inferno was chosen, however somewhere up the line the message has been stopped in it's tracks. Hopefully it will be sorted out soon or im going to have to kick Mell in the shin, apologize, then ask him wtf is going on. Yay for efficiency! Expect that announcement in the near future. Lots of flying this week, great work people! Yay to the following people for doing what they're supposed to..fly! CPT Stukov, LCM Ice, LCM Karce, CM Dirty Vader (who also kicked lots of ass MPing!). Also, some of our memebers attempted to become intelligenter by taking IWATS courses. The people the rest of you should avoid are: LCM Ice, CPT Stukart, and LC Stuart. Why should you avoid them? Because they're smarter than you, thats why! But you can get smart too! Take IWATS courses...like the bot course PROFd by our own COM...Locke! This week showed a lack of reports to me. Locke says he got them, but make sure i'm included too people! WC's need to feel loved as well! bill_kelso@lusankya.org please! And dont forget to welcome our new-old pilot, KK! Who someone was able to con into coming out of coushy retirement and back into an almost-as-coushy cockpit! Yay for recruitment! I think that's all i've got this week. If I forgot anything, file a notice with my secretary, she'll make sure it gets it's due attention. By the way, Locke...you need more practice making coffee...and answering my phone, you're a lousy secretary... :P Till next week!

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