Wing XIII Report # 19 (2004-05-01)

This report was submitted by COL Pickled Yoda


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Boing

One day, I'll bring back the FCHG standings. I promise.

Lieutenant Colonel Pickled Yoda reporting in for Wing XIII on May 1st 2004

Len - What do you need me to do?
Joey - I have no idea. if you knew how to fix the bot, I would have you do that.
Len - Ok.
Yoda - Wait..you know how to fix Runeb0t? I love you.
**sneaking towards Runeb0t***
Choosh - Ok,. take it easy guys. When I was over at the Aggressor, I saw that they've already got their shuttle fixed. So whatever you do, don't let them see us before we get Runeb0t back online.
Yoda - Ok, ok. Even if we could get Runeb0t fixed, how are we going to turn her over? I mean its not as if we could just lift...
**Len uprights Runeb0t**
Yoda - Oh. He is a very strong monk.
**Len is fixing Runeb0t**
Yoda - Hurry hurry hurry fix the b0t! so that i can say hello to Runey! And start killing everyone.
Joey - you mean all the rebels, right?
Yoda - of course! For starters.
Runeb0t - Thank you for activating the eggdrop b0t. You may call me Runeb0t.
Yoda - Runeb0t! You're fixed! Yyou're fixed!
Runeb0t - Hello High Monk Yoda. It is good to see you again. Thank you for repairing me.
Joey - He didnt fix you. Lenvik did.
**Runeb0t stares at Lenvik for a long time**
Yoda - I don't like where this is going.

NEWS

School is back.

Check out the EH Holonet Awards II.

MSEs are due now. No excuses.

COMPETITIONS

Comps are over. Good on you, those who did participate. Next up will be a flying comp of sorts.

ACTIVITY

MUD sucks. Once you're dead, you lose all your money. That sucks. I was about 1/5 of the way to owning a Star Destroyer. boohoo.

update : it was possibly an illegal pkill and is being looked in to. so woo.

Good flying from Malidir this week. Thats about it. Oh, I did XvT F 138. Its a real bitch.

 

WING COMMANDER'S OFFICE

 

if participation=no
then medals=no
if participation=yes
medals=yes

SC Medals soon. (yes, i keep saying this. no, i don't really know when they will be here. yes, Khadgar is naughty. no, you tell him that.)

Collective Noun for Monks:
Malidir - trouble
Brucmack - multitude
Shai - bane (IS-SR)
Kodiak - squabble (IS-BR)

Standings
IS-SR = Malidir, Kysar, Kysar, Shai
IS-BR = Choosh, Malidir, Malidir, Kodiak
Medals will now be awarded.
Shai also wins the fiction comp.

Still can't think of much to say. I'm working on some things for the EHHA.

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ORDERS

RECRUIT

CMDRS MUST WRITE WSRS!!!!

 

ROSTER

ROSTER REPLACED WITH REMINDER THAT WING XIII IS THE LARGEST, COOLEST WING IN THE FLEET.

THAT IS ALL.

Update : We Still Rock.

Second Update : While others falter, we prevail.

Third Update : We probably still rock.

GWSOoM

Working on GWSOoM : The Musical

 


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