Wing XIII Report # 16 (2004-04-12)

This report was submitted by COL Pickled Yoda


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Lenvik, can you make me something in PHP for this side bit?

Yay.

Lieutenant Colonel Pickled Yoda reporting in for Wing XIII on April 12th 2004

<YodaAoE2> whoopsies. WWR time :p
<YodaAoE2> im in trouble, aren't I Gilad?
* Retrieving #wingxiii modes...
* YodaAoE2 is playing: RvB PSA3 LoRes [1:35/3:27] (439kbps)
* YodaAoE2 is now known as Yoda_WWR
<Gilad_WSR> I was about to ask you about that Yoda
<Yoda_WWR> ¬_¬
<Choosh> bad Yoda, I got my report out on time :P


NEWS

Malidir is Valk CMDR and already pwns the rest of the commanders in terms of activity. Especially Joey.

New comps for your fun. See below. Participate or die.

EH Sydney Convention is being planned. In other words, Joey and I are going to LAN or something. Woo.

COMPETITIONS

 

Competition Name/Title Yoda's Demotion Party!
Submitted by: WC/LC Pickled Yoda/Wing XIII/ISD Grey Wolf
Start Date (mm/dd/yy) 4/3/2004
End Date (mm/dd/yy) 4/17/2004
Parties Involved Wing XIII
Missions/Battles Used None
Medals to be Awarded IS-SR, IS-BR for first and second in each category.
Miscellaneous Information In honour of my demotion (albeit temporarily) to SL, participants must try to write a fiction or make a graphic about the reason for my demotion. e.g. a picture of some sort of disaster that I have caused, a fiction about some inappropriate rule breaking.

Competition Name/Title Super Fun Happy Exciting Collective Nouns
Submitted by: WC/LC Pickled Yoda/Wing XIII/ISD Grey Wolf
Start Date (mm/dd/yy) 4/1/2004
End Date (mm/dd/yy) 5/1/2004
Parties Involved Wing XIII
Missions/Battles Used None
Medals to be Awarded IS-SR, IS-BR per round.
Miscellaneous Information In each Wing Report for April, I will include something (e.g. Ewoks) that participants will give the collective noun for. The most interesting/creative submission as chosen by me will win.

Competition Name/Title Outlandish Celebrations
Submitted by: WC/LC Pickled Yoda/Wing XIII/ISD Grey Wolf
Start Date (mm/dd/yy) 4/3/2004
End Date (mm/dd/yy) 4/17/2004
Parties Involved Wing XIII
Missions/Battles Used none
Medals to be Awarded IS-SR, IS-BR for first and second
Miscellaneous Information Following our unprecedented success in the annual ASF:SC and the winning of two successive TCCOM's Own, we wouldn't want anyone to forget about our efforts :P To this end, members of WING XIII will make some ISD Grey Wolf logos suitable for display on the Emperor's Hammer Cafeshops site http://www.cafeshops.com/emperor/118237 submissions should preferably include: a) a statement about our ass whooping/catchy motto OR b) mention of our achievements i promise to buy a hat with the winner's submission on it :P

ACTIVITY

I'm on holidays

WING COMMANDER'S OFFICE

4/1/2004 WC/SL Pickled Yoda/Wing XIII/ISD Grey Wolf

I got demoted for a little while. SL rules.

SC Results *pretty much* 100% completed. We were ahead at every stage, and now its official. Booya. Medals soon.

Lenvik got his IS-GW for 1st SP pilot. All bow down to his uber flying skills.

New meat - two new pilots. SL Feco and SL Sard Dau'kar. Props to Ambar Kilick for recruiting Feco and the crazy message board hobos like Joey for making Wing XIII seem attractive to Sard. Apparently thats what got him....

Collective Noun this week : Joysticks. What is the collective noun for a group of Joysticks.

Collective Noun for Flag Officers:
IS-SR to CM Malidir - Superiorage (cause we own you all)
IS-BR to LC Choosh - Devout (praying that their pilots will participate in anything)

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ORDERS

Be active. Make me happy.

RECRUIT

 

ROSTER

ROSTER REPLACED WITH REMINDER THAT WING XIII IS THE LARGEST, COOLEST WING IN THE FLEET.

THAT IS ALL.

GWSOoM

Disbanded.

Meh.


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