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"Why my life sucks" by JoeyC

* Leek|BBL was kicked by LC_Yoda (nark with ops)
* Leek|BBL was kicked by LC_Yoda (i have them too)
* Leek|BBL was kicked by LC_Yoda (nyaah)
* Leek|BBL was kicked by LC_Yoda (no idea why...)
* Leek|BBL was kicked by LC_Yoda (and where i come from we do this.)
* Leek|BBL was kicked by LC_Yoda (since i cant actually kick you....properly....hard...., this will do.)
* Leek|BBL was kicked by LC_Yoda (eight)
* Leek|BBL was kicked by LC_Yoda (nine. didnt see that one, didya?)
* Leek|BBL was kicked by LC_Yoda (just....dont....)
* Leek|BBL was kicked by LC_Yoda (you utterly random person.)
* Leek|BBL was kicked by LC_Yoda (/me thinks of the number TWELVE)
* Leek|BBL was kicked by Gilad_WSR (I'm lost)
* Leek|BBL was kicked by LC_Yoda (go away then :P)
* Leek|BBL was kicked by LC_Yoda (you did a naughty)
* Leek|BBL was kicked by LC_Yoda (what do you think? thats almost a crime)
* JoeyC was kicked by LC_Yoda (think of it as therapy.)
* JoeyC was kicked by LC_Yoda (one more story that you can tell to your children. or your shrink)
* JoeyC was kicked by LC_Yoda (there are perks)
* JoeyC was kicked by LC_Yoda (and i deny your promotion because i like you? :P)
* `Leek was kicked by `Onion (die.)
* `Leek was kicked by `Onion (no Frodoisms)
* `Leek was kicked by `Onion (dodge this. rather, read it.)
* `Leek was kicked by `Onion (die)

TCCOM's Own goes to us, AGAIN. Thats two in a row. So good for us.

Wing I seems to have snuck in alongside us as a dual recipient. No doubt they deserved it in their own way, but I'm quite sure that we outdid them in activity.

<Khadgar> One submission and it's late, typical Monk form. :P

In related news, SSL 2004 is on. Hurray. Trainer got one submission. Typical Monk form indeed. Phoenix also is trying to win. Word on the street is that they are doing nicely.

SC Results Pending. SSL Starting. Things going on.
Hurray for
CM Tiamat of Vortex. Hugely deserved promotion.
Welcome to
LT APanasyuk

I finished Knights of the Old Republic and I conquered the galaxy. Yes, you heard me. Conquered, not saved. Play as a Jedi? I think not. Its far more fun to be mean. Anyway, now that I have beaten the game, I'll try to be around more often. Vlad, having contracted mmorpgitis, will never be seen again. Be warned, pilots! While it seems like fun its actually undermining the Empire from within! SWG is evil.

SLEEP DRINK PARTY

WING XIII OF THE ISD GREY WOLF
WING COMMANDER: LC Pickled Yoda (yoda@ehnet.org)
NICKNAME: The Wolf Pack
MOTTO: The Home of Legends
BANNER: wing13.jpg
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdgreywolf.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=35

VORTEX SQUADRON : Infiltration
COMMANDER: CPT TK-6686 (trenton13@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: Wings of Death
BANNER: vortex.jpg
MOTTO: Run and you will only die tired!
HOMEPAGE: http://vortexsquadron.minos.net/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=32

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The wings of wrath
Motto: Swift death to all
1) CPT TK-6686 (trenton13@hotmail.com)
2) LC Kodiak Kereban (Kodiak_kereban@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) LT Acid (acid9111@wp.pl)

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The wings of justice
Motto: We shall prevail
1) CM Ambar Kilick (arfinley2000@yahoo.com)
2) COL Brucmack (brucmack@ehnet.org)
3) MAJ Hunter (EH_Hunter@hotmail.com)
4) CPT Keiran Laserlight (grociuj@poczta.wp.pl)

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The wings of balance
Motto: We are the bringers of destruction
1) CM Tiamat (tiamat69@interia.pl)
2) LT Quat'r Zax (p.pacewicz@csk.pl)
3) SL Gawt Gild (Gawt@op.pl)
4) LCM Wilq Fastclaw (wilq@socket.pl)

PHOENIX SQUADRON : Fighter Suppresion
COMMANDER: LC Choosh (mchenry@jefnet.com)
NICKNAME: Hell Hawks Incinerators
BANNER: phoenix.jpg
MOTTO: Vae Victus (Woe to the defeated)
HOMEPAGE: http://www.choosh.minos.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=63

FLIGHT I - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Hell Hawks
Motto: Fear Is That Which Creates Danger, We Are The Courage Which Dispels It
1) LC Choosh (mchenry@jefnet.com)
2) LCM Kommandor (kommandor@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) MAJ Tyr Anasazi (tyr@delakkrennel.com)

FLIGHT II - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: The Shadow
Motto: Fast and deadly
1) CPT Con Selar (ConSelar@web.de)
2) COL Wil Striker (wilstriker@everestkc.net)
3) LCM Luke Morin (duke__leto_atreides@hotmail.com)
4) LT Aurae (Duck_has_moved@hotmail.com)

FLIGHT III - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Eternal Blaze
Motto: We deliver the swift heat of death
1) CM Mad Max (topper_harley2000@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) LT Dverol (mit_mot@hotmail.com)
4) LT Ganon (Freeestile@aol.com)

CRUSADER SQUADRON : Strike
COMMANDER: LC Vladet Xavier (snow_scorpion@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: Knights Templars
BANNER: crusader.jpg
MOTTO: Honor and Pride
HOMEPAGE: http://www.crusader.tiecorps.net/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=17

FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Black Templars
Motto: Accingite Vos
1) LC Vladet Xavier (snow_scorpion@hotmail.com)
2) CPT Panaka (sdwhatsnew@hotmail.com)
3) CM Repulsor (gnitsch@freemail.hu)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: The Paladins
Motto: Strike Swift, Strike True
1) LCM Vance Blackguard (rocco2@o2.pl)
2) LCM ZuQ (shagai@wp.pl)
3) LCM Artur Knight (LPMQTP@go.com)
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Dark Swords
Motto: The sharper the edge, the quicker the kill
1) CM Marcus Caine (mrmarcuscaine@hotmail.com)
2) MAJ Keiran (kmdolfin@yahoo.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA

ODIN SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: CPT Joey C (strikes_back@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: Rolling Thunder
BANNER: odin.jpg
MOTTO: We are the Blade Thats Cuts down our Enemies
HOMEPAGE: http://odin.minos.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=10

FLIGHT I - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Hidden Fury
Motto: No Warning, No Resistance
1) CPT Joey C (strikes_back@hotmail.com)
2) LT Kysar Xero (Foxh0und@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Black Aces
Motto: His modis ad victoriam
1) CPT Ulath (lord_matthias_lives@hotmail.com)
2) LT Malidir (wrenster@verizon.net)
3) MAJ Z'Harm Kelh Gasu'lk (zkelh@hotmail.com)
4) LT Fladdy (webmaster@hatzenbachvoegel.de)

FLIGHT III - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Warlords of Odin
Motto: Honor is always at stake
1) LCM Lenvik (darthtimbo@aleaau.com)
2) CM Faliaj Shai (lobster9493@bikerider.com)
3) TBA
4) LT Ocoth (toconnor@telpacific.com.au)

TARTARUS SQUADRON : Pacification
COMMANDER: LC DarkC (sweetchrissyro@yahoo.com)
NICKNAME: The Hellspawns
BANNER: tartarus.jpg
MOTTO: Your soul shall fuel the hell forge
HOMEPAGE: http://tartarussquadron.minos.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=91

FLIGHT I - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Masters of Torment
Motto: Real Men don't need shields.
1) LC DarkC (sweetchrissyro@yahoo.com)
2) MAJ Picard (EH_Picard@advalvas.be)
3) LT APanasyuk (doctor_a81@hotmail.com)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Emperor's Shackles
Motto: Sending fools into the pits of Tartarus
1) LCM Jon Ardan (ardan@joink.com)
2) CPT Leslaw (fire@vlo.ids.gda.pl)
3) COL Wes Janson (eh_janson@shaw.ca)
4) MAJ Raxis Krieger (demon697@comcast.net)

FLIGHT III - TIE BOMBER
Nickname: The Imperial Lunatics
Motto: Wake up and smell the burning rebels
1) CPT Maiko Spince (toby@bensonsmith.fsnet.co.uk)
2) COL Woobee (woobee@tpg.com.au)
3) TBA
4) COL Zippy Hawk (corranhawkie@hotmail.com)

VALKYRIE SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: TBA
NICKNAME: Strikers Of Evil
BANNER: valkyrie.jpg
MOTTO: We like to Watch Rebels Burn
HOMEPAGE: http://valkyrie.squadron.org
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=33

FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Longbows
Motto: Hear us howl when we strike.
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) LCM Jansen (EHJansen@TJansen.net)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Stormriders
Motto: You tag 'em, we frag 'em.
1) LCM Valin Drago (T_Penn@go.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Strikers From Afar
Motto: Why Are We Last
1) CPT Kael Malahk (forceflow88@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Mitim Tsaexin (halcyon_defender@hotmail.com)
3) LT Agrepa Hogo (teedee52@hotmail.com)
4) SL Immortal (demonic_drummer@hotmail.com)

No writing today, busy week.
Today, however, I present to you:
THE COVER ART!
Enjoy.