Woohooo! Behind the desk and already got my work cut out...:) You people surely didn't hesitate to make me work for my living, I expect this to go on, ya hear me?
..:[WING NEWS]:..
Well.. obviously, I found this WC badge there lying on the floor and ... but that's nothing new...
CM Picard finally moved in to his CMDR spot in Valkyrie. That's the FIRST time after 3 years and 8 months! that he got a CMDR spot and it's even the
squad he so faithfully served for so long.
A new Tartarus CMDR is on his (or should I say, her) way as well. Jdf missed his deadline.
I got Crusader and Phoenix MSEs so far... Where's the rest?:P Once Khad returns, I'll begin working down the MSE medals, CMDRs better have their MSEs
handed in (Cept Tart, Tart is excused for this month):P
Besides: Tomorrow, I want to select WC's own for June:P You people don't want to give Crusader and their bloodsucking CMDR Count Vlad an easy run, do you?:)
DarkSaber started a comp concerning an adulterated clone between his cousin Anna and the Emperor. No doubt that the Science Office got their filthy fingers involved into this but still, DS wants nice submissions:) *ponders sending in a Portman pic mixed with the wrinkled face of the Emperor*
Last but not least, Choosh and Vladet stepped up to me with the wish to start a MP Training Comp for the GW. Obviously, it should be run after the weekly TC meetings (though we're still fiddling with times to get more of the GW crew able to participate). It'll be a ladder comp, means you got to work your way up through ranks. I'll provide the full details once we got the concept forged into steel.
LCM Coremy Jertese found his way back to Vortex squad! All re-welcome him:)
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..:[MEDALS / AWARDS]:..
Yeehaw, here comes something that was awfully due:
Apophis Kuma doesn't do half things and hence, he poked a Silver Star out of the TAC:) Congrats!
Choosh sure knew to unzip his trousers before using the toilets, hence, he bagged three Medals of Tactics with a blue hammer... one still want to know what the blue hammer stands for here...:)
Dark Archon and Maiko sure knew how to make themselves heard... for actually staying active while their CMDR was AWOLing, they shall be rewarded with an Imperial Security Medal each!;)
And here come two, that made me very proud. MAJ Dark Chrissy and that filthy goat that chews my socks and humps my leg, LT Miackus. Both showed great initiative while being without an active CMDR and truly earned themselves a Palpatine Crescent each for this, congrats!
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..:[WING STATUS]:..
From ol' habit, here's my breakdown on the Wing Situation and I just say:
We're still thrashing!:) People asking me why I never apply for command positions outside of WingXIII now should have their answer at hand, this Wing knows how to keep moving even if the rest around seems to get messed up. Still, we now need to live up to it! We lost some people recently, wing numbers dropped to 41. We are not helpless, LCM Coremy Jertese returned to us. Other actions like the initiative of Tartarus squad and acts of good will like that of Kael and Yoda to help out Valkyrie show us we got all we need to keep us strong and competitive.
Still, we'll need some more of this in the coming time, Odin and Valkyrie are in need of good pilots and places where good people are needed are places where fame and honor is earned, think of it...
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..:[DUDE! WHERE'S MY PIZZA?!]:..
Yeah! On common demand, this comp is going to restart.
Every week, one person of this wing is selected to write a fiction on how he/she gets me some pizza.
How things actually develop is up to you, only rule: You may do EVERYTHING to me as long it's somehow related to pizza.
This is your ultimate "Revenge on the Gungan slob WC" comp.
One who hands in an acceptable submission is to be named the "Wing Chef" for one week and all people addressing him from within the Wing got to address him/her with "Chef". To make things more interesting, the Chef of one week may select the next challenger to take on the rank of "Chef". If the challenger fails to hand in an acceptable submission, he/she becomes the toiletcleaner and the champ keeps his rank and may select a new challenger.
Actually, I nominated Trent for this week:P WHERE'S MY PIZZA?! I'M STARVING!
Trent may now clean my office. Maiko! Give him rubber gloves and gas mask.
In order to actually get something to chew... YODA! The Odin CMDR with the napoleon complex shall deliver pizza:) You've got time till next saturday, make your shot count...:)
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I think that's all needed to be said this week. I'm proud of each of you. Let's keep the trend and show some looners out there how a wing has to work.
*sneaks out without saying dismissed and enjoys the puzzled crowd of pilots who don't know what's going on*
WC/MAJ Hev Randrowan/WingXIII/ISD Grey Wolf
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