Wing I Report # 7 (2002-06-03)

This report was submitted by COL Gen Es'mith


Wing I Weekly Report #7

Competitions
A. The Wing I vs Wing II competition has begun!
Fly TC-TIE 165 and send the pilot file to me. A further aspect of this competition is to write a
fiction story about our inter-wing rivalry. Contact Major Mike for further details.

Participation in the Flight Portion is going well, with 12 pilot files submitted. So that’s 12 out of
31 for a 38.7% participation rate. The deadline is fast approaching! FLY!!!!!!!!!

B. The Wing Commander vs the Wing comp is going strong as well. You choose the free
mission. The comp has been approved by the training office, so all of you that defeat me will
win an IS-BW! Last week there were three challenges, but this week, only one.

The current standings are:

Flown - 4 Remaining: 30
Results -: W - 2 L - 1 TIE - 0 Pending - 1
Medals awarded - One

I have been challenged by LC Freelancer to TF-105.

C. Pending Free Mission comp vs Hope Wing of the Rebel Squadrons.
We’re awaiting rewrite of the mission to reflect Wing I instead of Wing VI.

D. VA Proton has announced two ship competitions:
1 - a recruitment competition
2 - SSSD Sovereign Cantina Drinking Song Competition

E. The next battle for ISIII takes place at Noon EST
In the meantime, will those that participated in the various combats contact me (with proof of
participation...such as forwarded emails)??

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1. Weekly Tidbits
I got this from another email buddy, and since I just saw Episode II yesterday, I thought I’d share
it:

The Top 20 Lines We'd LOVE to Hear in a "Star Wars" Movie

20> Yoda: "Big these ears are, and breathe through them I can. Now, the nasty must we do!"

19> Princess Leia: "You're my BROTHER? Well, actually, that kinda turns me on."

18> Anakin: "MAN, Amidala, you've got a nice pair of tauntauns!"

17> Shmi Skywalker: "So, you had to be a Jedi. You couldn't have maybe been a doctor?"

16> Jedi Master Letterman: "Amidala, Barbarella. Barbarella, Amidala."

15> Luke: "C'mon, Uncle Owen, we've already GOT a protocol 'droid. *PLEASE* can I get the
sex 'droid?!?"

14> Obi-Wan: "Congratulations, Jar Jar. Jedi University has chosen you to be the subject of their
next biology lab."

13> Yoda: "Strong is The Force in this one... and large are the hooters on THIS one!"

12> Mace Windu: "And womp rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I'll
never eat the dirty mother*&!%#."

11> Yoda: "My 'English for Dummies' book! Missing it is. Seen it, have you?"

10> Anakin: "Dooku, you're gettin' a Dell!"

9> Amidala: "That 'show me your light saber' trick was cute when you were 8, Anakin. Now put
your pants back on."

8> Jar Jar Binks: "Doctor saysa meesa gotsa cancer. Meesa only livesa another month."

7> Anakin: "Not tonight, Amidala -- I'm too tired. Just take my light saber and put it on 'vibrate'."

6> Yoda: "Full of asthma, he is. Much noisy breathing in his future, I sense."

5> Darth Gates: "Our Jedi clones are almost ready, too. May I introduce: Windu 95, Windu 98,
Windu 2000 and Windu XP."

4> Jar Jar Binks: "Lawzy, Miz Amidala -- Meesa don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no Jedi."

3> Yoda: "Dude, was I talking weird again last night? I always talk like that when I'm wasted."

2> Jabba the Hutt: "...and a Diet Coke to drink."

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Line We'd LOVE to Hear in a "Star Wars" Movie...

1> Darth Vader: "Hello, AOL tech support? You have failed me for the last time..."

[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ]

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2. WING NEWS AND STATUS

A. MSE’s and Reports
This week is one that I will long remember. I received all of the reports, without exception!
EXCELLENT WORK, Commanders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am only missing the MSE for Lambda at this time.

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B. Communications
1 - All AWOLs have been removed from the wing. We are now down to 31 pilots.

2 - It is time for the members of this wing to pull together and go on a major recruiting spree!
I feel that those of you who have seen Episode II and have friends that have seen this movie as
well should approach them to join the EH!!
Remember that although TIE95 doesn’t support ships like the Jedi Fighter (way cool!, if you ask
me!), XWA has dozens of slicers and ships available!!
If it takes us opening Gamma Squadron as a XWA squadron, we will do so!


C. WING NEWS - PERSONNEL MOVES & PROMOTIONS
CPT Roger moves to Praetorian Squadron.
SL Jason Dehner is assigned to Epsilon 1-2!
CM William McArthur has expressed his intentions of resigning.
LCM Kevin Pryde moved to the Reserves.
LT Tom Magi-ster has been declared AWOL.
LT Coppa has been declared AWOL.


D. WING NEWS - AWARDS
None at this time.


E. WING NEWS - IWATS GRADUATIONS
SL Dehner has completed the AIM IWATS course.
CM Kronar has completed the Flash IWATS course.


F. WING NEWS - FLIGHT ACTIVITY
Flying -
CPT Argon Viper flew TC-165
CM Bonzo flew Tfree-125
CM Ras Kronar flew TC-165
CPT Vector flew TC-21

Standings -
FCHG
Legionnaire [LGNR] (500 points)
[522] COL Gen Es'mith (+1)

Centurian [CNTR] (400 points)
[419] CM Ard Royber
[411] CPT Talons Pryde

Paladin [PLDN] (300 points)
[352] CM Bonzo (+1)

Gallant [GALL] (200 points)
[221] LC Freelancer (+6)

Cavalier [CAVL] (150 points)
[188] CM Anthony Starr
[175] CM Ras Kronar (+11)
[158] CPT Killer
[151] CPT Argon Viper

Dragoon [DRAG] (100 points)
[133] CPT Vector (+5)
[129] LCM Aiden Cantor Karias
[122] LC Adolf
[114] LT Nash
[109] CM Eric
[101] LCM Kaleel Tempus

Fusilier [FUSL] (75 points)
[93] LCM Jennif Es’mith (+6)
[82] LCM Leon Mehoff
[80] MAJ Mike

Hussar [HUSS] (50 points)

Lancer [LANC] (25 points)
[47] CPT Flash
[44] LT Seether
[36] LCM Enerum Shka
[30] LT Gans
[29] LT Random Krieven
[28] CPT Nikolai Boshevki

Grenadier [GREN] (10 points)
[20] MAJ Nebular*

[18] LT Blaine*

None
[5] LT Coppa*
[4] LT Pheonixus*
[2] LCM Cook*
[2] LCM Maclee*
[0] LT Travis Cox*

Combat Rating
Veteran 2nd (90 points)
[92] LC Freelancer

Marksman 2nd (20 points)

Marksman 3rd (15 points)

Certified (5 points)
[8] LCM Aiden Cantor Karias

Trainee (1 point)
[4] CM Ras Kronar
[3] LCM Leon Mehoff
[2] CPT Vector
[1] LCM Jennif Es'mith
[1] LCM Kevin Pryde
[1] CPT Nikolai Boshevki


3. Wing/Squadron Communications.
I’ve got an open IM policy. If you see me online, you can chat with me.
I’m at grvsmith for AIM, grvsmith@hotmail for MSM, Frideger2001 for Yahoo Messenger, and
I do have ICQ, but rarely use, and show up just to scare people on mIRC.

Both Delta and Lambda Squadrons have revamped their Web-pages. How is yours?


4. SOVEREIGN NEWS/TC/EH News.



5. WING I STANDING ORDERS.
A. Communications
i. All members are required to maintain contact with their assigned unit in the TIE Corps with at
least ONE email per month. (This is paraphrased from the TIE Corps Rules and Regulations).
ii. All official communications opening with the term and ending with the full
ID/signature line require a response. This is mandatory on a one link up manner. FL respond to
CMDR/FL, CMDR respond to WC, etc.
iii. The Wing I egroup mailing list is an official resource for orders and news of the wing.
However, until this order is rescinded it is also to be used for fun and games. Those that have
problem with the amount of mail that this generates are encouraged to switch their mailing
preference to either daily digest or read on the web.
(DO NOT USE THE egroup TO RESPOND TO OFFICIAL MAIL, REPLY TO THE SENDER!)
iiii. All members of the wing are encouraged (not required) to get AIM, Yahoo Messenger,
MSM, ICQ or mIRC. I have all of these and shall show up now and then on mIRC, but
unfortunately my RL job entails that I shall not be able to make meetings except on a biweekly
basis.

B. Flight Duties
i. At this time, pilots are encouraged to participate in all open competitions and also to do at
least one independent TIE Free Mission a month. ((Again, this is not required.))

C. Reporting Duties.
i. Squadron Commanders are required to submit weekly reports no later than Sunday morning at
11:59am Eastern Standard Time.
ii. Squadron Commanders are required to submit Monthly Squadron Evaluations no later than
the last day of each calendar month.


Roster

WING I OF THE SSSD SOVEREIGN
WING COMMANDER: COL Gen Es'mith (GRVSmith@aol.com)
NICKNAME: Silencers
MOTTO: A Step Beyond Insanity
BANNER: wing1.jpg
HOMEPAGE: http://apn.dhs.org/wing1
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=61

ALPHA SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CPT Talons Pryde (talonsoftheclan@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: The Death Angels
BANNER: alpha.gif
MOTTO: We Came, We Saw, We Destroyed
HOMEPAGE: http://www.ehalpha.cjb.net/
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Gardeners of Death
Motto: It may take days, it make take hours, but soon all Rebels will push up flowers
1) CPT Talons Pryde (talonsoftheclan@hotmail.com)
2) LT Blaine (stonedangersc525@aol.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Black Knights
Motto: We are too bad for Hell
Homepage: http://www.alphaflight2.homestead.com/
1) CPT Killer (hansonwe@pldi.net)
2) CPT Nikolai Boshevki (mage42@excite.com )
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Jaded Hearts
Motto: Rebels may have the Man of Steel but are still no match for Alpha 3
Homepage: http://alphaflight3.tripod.com/
1) CPT Vector (vector181st@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

BETA SQUADRON : Strike
COMMANDER: LC Adolf (adolf@emperorshammer.de)
NICKNAME: Dorja's Vengeance
BANNER: beta.jpg
MOTTO: A Step Beyond Perfection
HOMEPAGE: http://web.tiscalinet.it/edopages/beta.htm
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Crazy Aces
Motto: The Few, The Proud, The Insane
1) LC Adolf (adolf@emperorshammer.de)
2) LT Nash (nash@iol.it)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Space Kings
Motto: Beta Flight II, Name Enough!
1) LCM Leon Mehoff (ssjleon@attbi.com)
2) LCM Cook (styrain83@hotmail.com)
3) LT Travis Cox (t569ssgoku@yahoo.com)
4) LCM Kaleel Tempus (korn_328@hotmail.com)
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Flying Juggernauts
Motto: First the enemy...Then only ruins.
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

GAMMA SQUADRON: Long-Range Support - (INACTIVE)
COMMANDER: TBA
NICKNAME: The Wildcards
BANNER: gamma.gif
MOTTO: Remember: Their first friends were their last enemies.
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Aces
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Kings
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Jokers
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

DELTA SQUADRON : Reconnaissance
COMMANDER: CPT Argon Viper (tkuersten@shastalink.k12.ca.us)
NICKNAME: Hell's Hammer
BANNER: delta.jpg
MOTTO: Abandon hope all ye who engage us
HOMEPAGE: http://www25.brinkster.com/deltasquadron/
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CPT Argon Viper (tkuersten@shastalink.k12.ca.us)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Bonzo (icklebonz@hotmail.com)
2) CM Eric (lupa_follower@yahoo.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Hell's Bolt
Motto: The bond that brings it all together
1) CM Ras Kronar (r_p_v@yahoo.com)
2) CM Anthony Starr (PVTStender@aol.com)
3) CPT Flash (dunnaj@loras.edu)
4) TBA

EPSILON SQUADRON : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Dark Viper (Dark.Viper@web.de)
NICKNAME: The Spitting Terrors
BANNER: epsilon.jpg
MOTTO: I will show you fear in a handful of dust...
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=90
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Spitting Tigers
Motto: May they hate, if only they fear.
1) LCM Ard Royber (ard_royber@mail.ru)
2) SL Jason Dehner (jsdehner@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Blistering Bengals
Motto: The sound of our advance is the sound of your death.
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Black Sheep
Motto: Death is a journey, we are the travel agents.
1) LT Random Kreiven (random_kreiven@mail.ru)
2) LT Gans (obival@mail.ru)
3) TBA
4) TBA

LAMBDA SQUADRON : Strike
COMMANDER: MAJ Mike (suttonboy@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: Nero's Fire
BANNER: lambda.jpg
MOTTO: Talking Tough and Acting Tough are Two Different Things.
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Phoenix Reborn
Motto: The Fire, My Old Friend
1) MAJ Mike (suttonboy@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) LCM Jennif Es'mith (JSmith3396@aol.com)
3)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: I am Jacks Flight
Motto: Touch not lest ye be touched
1) MAJ Nebular (nebular@ehnet.org)
2) LCM Maclee (mvandenb@uoguelph.ca)
3) LT Pheonixus (pheonixus@hotmail.com)
4) LCM Aiden Cantor Karias (io@absolutek.com)
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Artists
Motto: Know yourself, know your enemy and you will triumph in the war
1) LC Freelancer (mm-2@rocketmail.com)
2) LCM Enerum Shka (mschrad@tconl.com)
3) LT Seether (Seether3000@aol.com)
4) TBA

Flag Officers - 1
Alpha - 5
Beta - 6
Gamma -0
Delta - 6
Epsilon - 4
Lambda - 9
Total: 31



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