I greet you all to this first Wing Report in my career:) Enjoy.

FICTION:

19:00 - ISD GREY WOLF - IN FRONT OF THE WC'S OFFICE....

"I HATE PAPERWORK!:P" Snail kicked an empty beer can on the floor, sending it down a ventilation shaft next to the floor.
He checked his orders again.

-Report to the new Wing Commander for further briefing...

"What kind of moron have they put into the WC place this time?" He cursed himself for not attending the WC's speech last night. And the fact
that people only laughed and grinned at him when he asked bout the new WC doesn't attune him any happier.
He reached for the office door, pressed down the handle only notice that it was locked.
"What the...?" He checked the door. The golden letters that once said "Wing Commander's Office" were now gone.
"RAARGH! Now what?" He decided to ask Sarin bout his calamity... He was just crossing the floor to the restrooms when he noticed a change on one
of the doors.... "Non-Human Restrooms - Wing Commander's Office... Dear visitor - Your problem is already recognized - The answer is NO"... "What kind of nonsense is this?" He reached for the handle and opened the door. Inside was a hugh wooden desk standing in front of a toilet. And on this toilet... there was him... Or rather IT, noone knows exactly. It was sitting there, turning it's eyes towards Snail. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF EMPEROR PALPATINES UNDERSHOR..." He swallowed the rest of his outburst and straightened, throwing a swift salute to his WC. "Nice to see you again, Hev SIR!"

Hev was sitting on his toilet, polishing Excalibat, his wooden bat/recruitment tool/status symbol/sign of commanding power.
Then , he suddenly jumped up and pointed at the two toilet cabins next to his desk. "Take a seat, commander."
Snail entered the cabin , closed the door but decided to keep standing. From the other cabin, Hev's voice sounded. "So you decided to stay in your
position as one of my under... *cough* commanders?"
"Yes sir, I intend to..."
"Then you know that there's alot of work coming our way, yeah?"
"Yes Sir, I'm aware of it..."
"Good, no more questions now. You are free to go..."
Snail left the cabin and quickly tried to reach the door, but a goat cut his way...
Hev smiled. "Miackus... be nice, let Snail pass..." The goat didn't move...
Hev opened a drawer on his desk and pulled out a dirty sock and threw it into another corner of the room.
The goat quickly jumped after it, happily starting to chew on it...
"Now go Snail, before Miack focusses his attention on you again".
An order Hev didn't need to repeat. Snail closed the door behind him and leaned against a wall...

"That was just... weird..."

----------------------------------------------------------------------NEWS:
Long due promotions went out. I'm not going to list them again. My congratulations again to those who brought up the patience to
wait so long for these.

WingXIII Membership at 41! Yeah, and no signs of another tendency. Recruitment is strong and active. No need to stop, there's FAR more in it than we
brought up yet. Go out and make yourself heard:)

Phoenix CMDR still open for application, last minute applications are still being accepted, so far, we got 3 interested pilots.
Valkyrie CMDR Girth Snail keeps his position:) Also, this naughty guy made COM Protector which means he now got the permission to look at
Sarin's sturdy 'backside' without earning a slapping:)

Sarin has started a Quiz, show him that you know that Sarin's race is a Cheese and answer his questions.

The TIE Corps Database now allows us login and submit medal recs again:) BSF submission still locked though because TAC still performs further testing:P
Should be working in the coming two days...
My advice: Don't be overhectic and start logging and adjusting now:P Wait till others did that who weren't send on the pyres for messing up Ast's work.


----------------------------------------------------------------------OTHER RAMBLINGS:
New settings and installations:

1st: Out to all under my command:
My office is now inside the Non-Human restrooms. All those who seek a conversation will have to face me on the "Hot Seat"
as Snail did:) Anybody not following an order to report will be hunted down by my pet goat, called Miackus (Who is currently the Cyclone CMDR aboard the ISD
Challenge) .
It is now custom to bring something with you to distract the goat. If you fail to bring either a pillow,coffee or a dirty sock, Miackus will get angry and spike you up.
Trent can sing a song of this:)

2nd: Have you listened to some other Wing channels in the past time?:)
There's a rumor spreading... rumors bout an old might rising again:) heh... You guess what it is?:)
The message of these many recent promotions, MP activity and recruitment boost and maybe the conjunction of the two names
"Hev Randrowan" and "Khameir Sarin" have started a rumbling again. Let's do our best to keep the movement going, no sloppyness
and no lazyness. Here's our chance to form a new Legend...

But there's still much to do:
We need stronger membership, I'm not setting goals or something, drive the recruitment as far as you can.
Further: We need a new Wing and Ship Homepage:P
Any volunteers, please report to me so we can arrange on something (shh, there are medals in it:).

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That would be all for this issue.
If I have forgotten something , please contact my goat, he'll gladly take care of it...*bleating from behind...

You people are free to roam:)

WC/MAJ Hev Randrowan/WingXIII/ISD Grey Wolf
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